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The Body Shop
by Robert Browne (mgd591@yahoo.com)

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FADE IN:

INT. NICK AND SANDY AT HOME. - DAY
                                                            
NICK and SANDY are at home watching t.v.

There is the SOUND of a DOORBELL.

Nick gets up and goes to the door.

It's GARY, Nick's partner and best friend and his wife PAT
with Gidget, her pet shitzu, in her arms.
                                                            
                       NICK
Come on in, we were just watching
a movie.
                                                            
                       GARY
Whatta ya watching?
                                                            
                       NICK
Ghost.
      (pets dog)
Hi gidget.
                                                            
                       GARY
Again?
                                                            
                       NICK
Yeah, it's her favorite.
                                                            
                       GARY
Damn Sandy, how many times can you
watch the same movie?
                                                            
                       SANDY
There's just something about it.
                                                            
                       PAT
Don't listen to them honey, I like
it too. You haven't changed your
mind about what we were talking
about have you?
                                                            
                       SANDY
No, sorry I'm not the sharing
type. I like to keep my men all to
myself.
                                                            
                       PAT
Ok, let me know if you ever change
your mind.
                                                            

2.

                       GARY
Did you see my new car?
                                                            
                       NICK
No, what'ya get?
                                                            
                       GARY
I got the mustang GT.
                                                            
                       NICK
You trying to keep up with the
joneses.
                                                            
                       GARY
No, I'm trying to keep up with the
adam's family.
                                                            
                       NICK
I couldn't have gottin my camaro
without my bonus.
                                                            
                       GARY
Same here.
                                                            
                       SANDY
Next time you boys get a bonus,
it's our turn.
                                                            
                       NICK
No problem.
                                                            
                       GARY
Come on out and take a look at it.
                                                            
Gary and Nick walk out.
                                                            
OUTSIDE
                                                            
Nick and Gary are looking over Gary's new car.
                                                            
                       NICK
Looks nice, hows it sound?
                                                            
Gary STARTS IT UP and REVS THE ENGINE.
                                                            
                       NICK
Not bad for a ford.
                                                            
                       GARY
It'll beat your camero.
                                                            
                       NICK
I doubt that.
                                                            

3.

Sandy opens the door and yells to the boys.
                                                            
                       SANDY
You boys wanna stop arguing and
come watch the movie, it's
starting.
                                                            
Nick and Gary go back inside.
                                                            
INSIDE
                                                            
                       GARY
Ok, where's the beer and popcorn.
                                                            
Sandy and Pat walk out of the kitchen with beer and popcorn.
                                                            
                       SANDY
Here you go.
                                                            
                       GARY
Damn, you must have read my mind.
                                                            
                       PAT
That's not hard to do.
                                                            
After the movie Gary and Pat get up to leave.
                                                            
                       GARY
I guess we'd better get going.
                                                            
                       NICK
Ok, see you tomorrow.
                                                            
Gary and Pat get up and leave.
                                                            
                       NICK
Damn, I forgot to ask them if they
wanted anything else to eat.
                                                            
                       SANDY
Dummy.
                                                            
                       NICK
Stop calling me dummy.
                                                            
                       SANDY
You know, I think Pat wants you.
                                                            
                       NICK
Well, maybe it's time for Gary to
take her to the eye doctor.
                                                            

4.

                       SANDY
You ever get tempted for another
woman?
                                                            
                       NICK
I'd be lying if I said I didn't
have feelings and desires when I
see a hot woman, but I love you
and I don't think I would want to
go on if I ever lost you.
                                                            
                       SANDY
Ditto.
                                                            
 
EXT. THE RED JACK SALOON - NIGHT
                                                            
Nick pulls into parking lot, driving his new Camero.
                                                            
 
INT. THE RED JACK SALOON - NIGHT
                                                            
Nick stops off after work at The Red Jack Saloon. The bar is
full of beautiful woman.
                                                            
Nick walks in carrying a bag.
                                                            
Tall dark muscular man walks past Nick with two gorgeous
blond haired beauty's on their way out.
                                                            
                       GARY
      (looking at his
       watch)
About time you got here, where
have you been?
                                                            
Nick opens the bag that he brought in and pulls out a pair
of pink infant pj's.
                                                            
                       NICK
I stopped off and bought these for
the baby.
                                                            
                       GARY
      (looking confused)
I thought you said you didn't want
to know the sex.
                                                            
                       NICK
I don't. Next week I'm buying a
blue pair.
                                                            

5.

                       GARY
Speaking of pair, check out that
chick at the end of the bar.
                                                            
                       NICK
Why don't you go over and talk to
her?
                                                            
                       GARY
I need a couple ounces of courage
first.
                                                            
                       NICK
She looks friendly.
                                                            
                       GARY
So does her friend, you should
come with me.
                                                            
                       NICK
      (smiling)
You know I am a one woman man.
                                                            
                       NICK
Besides she would never go for a
plain looking guy like me.
                                                            
                       GARY
      (laughing)
You never know if you don't try.
Just show her your badge, maybe
she'll be impressed.
                                                            
                       NICK
Maybe I should show her my
handcuffs.
                                                            
                       GARY
Hey, you never know, it might turn
her on.
                                                            
Gary puts down his drink and stands up.
                                                            
                       GARY
Wish me luck.
                                                            
                       NICK
How could she possibly resist?
                                                            
                       GARY
      (laughing)
That's true.
                                                            

6.

Gary walks over to the end of the bar.
                                                            
STRANGER sitting on the other side of Nick turns and speaks
to Nick.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON (STRANGER)
You should go and talk to her, I
saw her smile at you.
                                                            
                       NICK
No, I have a wonderful woman
waiting for me at home. Besides
she would never go for a plain
looking guy like me.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
I heard you refer to yourself as
plain before, you seem kind of
down on yourself.
                                                            
                       NICK
I've never been very self-
confident.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
What if I told you I could help
you feel better about yourself?
                                                            
                       NICK
      (laughing)
What are you a psychiatrist or
something?
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
      (laughs)
No, I can give you a body you will
feel good about.
                                                            
                       NICK
You own a gym?
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
No Nick, I mean a whole new body.
                                                            
                       NICK
How did you know my name?
                                                            
Dr Templeton pauses for a minute and thinks.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
I heard your friend call you Nick.
                                                            

7.

                       NICK
What do you mean, a whole new
body?
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
Nick, what if I told you I could
transfer your consciousness into a
different body?
                                                            
                       NICK
I heard there was some research
being done in that area, but I
didn't think we were that far
along.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
We are ready to start human
trials. We're looking for
volunteers.
                                                            
                       NICK
I don't think that's for me.
                                                            
Stranger pulls card out of his wallet and hands it to Nick.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
I understand, here take my card in
case you change your mind.
                                                            
Card reads "THE BODY SHOP" with Dr.Bryan Templeton's name at
the bottom.
                                                            
                       NICK
You Dr. Templeton?
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
Yes.
                                                            
                       NICK
Ok, thanks, I'll give you a call
if I change my mind.
                                                            
Nick gets up and is about to leave the bar.
Sgt.DAVID SCALONE walks up to Nick. Sgt Scalone has had to
much to drink.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
      (Slurring speech)
Hey Nnick, why don't you ggo over
there and talk to her. She is
definately a sstep up from Sandy.
                                                            

8.

                       NICK
What do you mean by that?
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
Well you know, you do make kkind
of an odd ccouple, kind of like
you and Gary.
                                                            
                       NICK
Kind of like you and Sgt. Brown.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
How's that?
                                                            
                       NICK
Well you know he's smart and
you're, well you know.
                                                            
Nick walks out of the bar.
                                                            
 
INT. NICKS HOME - NIGHT
                                                            
Nick arrives at his home where he is greeted at the door by
his wife (SANDY).
                                                            
                       SANDY
      (cheerful)
Hi honey, why are you so late?
Trouble at work?
                                                            
                       NICK
No, I stopped off at The Red Jack
and had a drink with Gary.
                                                            
                       SANDY
Uh huh, and did you behave
yourself?
                                                            
                       NICK
Well there was this one hot chick
down at the end of the bar that I
think wanted to have my baby.
                                                            
                       SANDY
Yeah, well you know how some of
these woman are, they get a couple
of drinks in them and they'll go
to bed with anyone.
                                                            
                       NICK
Yeah I know that's how I got you
in bed.
                                                            

9.

                       SANDY
      (laughing)
Yeah, that's why I quit drinking.
                                                            
                       NICK
Very funny.
                                                            
                       SANDY
What's in the bag?
                                                            
                       NICK
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I bought
these for the baby.
                                                            
                       SANDY
Oh how pretty, they'll look real
cute on Nick jr.
                                                            
                       NICK
It's going to be a boy? I thought
you said you didn't want to know
the sex.
                                                            
                       SANDY
I don't, but the way he's been
kicking, it has to be a boy.
                                                            
                       NICK
I'm sure girls can kick pretty
hard to.
                                                            
                       SANDY
Aren't you the one who is always
saying girls are weak?
                                                            
                       NICK
Yeah, but there's probably not
that much difference between a
baby boy and a baby girl.
                                                            
                       SANDY
No there's a difference, I'll
explain it to you some day.
                                                            
                       NICK
Boy, your just full of them today,
aren't you.
                                                            
                       SANDY
      (moaning)
He's kicking now, here give me
your hand.
                                                            

10.

Sandy takes Nick's hand and places it on her stomach.
                                                            
                       SANDY
There he goes, did you feel that?
                                                            
                       NICK
Man, that was hard, did it hurt.
                                                            
                       SANDY
Let me kick you in the ribs and
see how you like it.
                                                            
The DOORBELL RINGS.
                                                            
Nick walks over and opens the door. A very large black man
is standing in the doorway.
                                                            
                       NICK
Can I help you?
                                                            
                       INTRUDER
      (pulls out pistol
       with silencer)
Yes you can die!
                                                            
Intruder shoots nick twice in the chest. Sandy screams and
runs toward Nick but is shot in the head before she reaches
him.
                                                            
Intruder walks out
                                                            
After a few minutes Nick manages to get to his feet.
                                                            
                       NICK
      (yelling/sobbing)
Sandy, Sandy, oh my god, please
no, are you ok, Sandy!!!
                                                            
There is no response from Sandy.
                                                            
Nick gets up and runs to Sandy. She is breathing, but
unconscious. Nick dials 911.
                                                            
                       911 OPERATOR (v.o.)
911.
                                                            
                       NICK
      (breathing hard)
This is Nick Adams. My wife has
just been shot.
                                                            
                       911 OPERATOR (v.o.)
Who shot her?
                                                            

11.

                       NICK
It was an intruder. He's gone,
please send help.
                                                            
                                         CUT TO
                                                            
Police and EMT's arrive.
                                                            
                       GARY
Nick... What happened?
                                                            
                       NICK
He just walked in and started
shooting.
                                                            
                       GARY
Who... who was it Nick?
                                                            
                       NICK
I don't know. I've never seen him
before.
                                                            
                       GARY
What did he look like?
                                                            
                       NICK
Black male, about 6'4" well
dressed, mid 30"s.
                                                            
                       GARY
Are you ok?
                                                            
                       NICK
He shot me twice in the chest,
luckily I had my vest on.
                                                            
Nick opens shirt and inspects vest. It has two bullets
embedded in it.
                                                            
EMTs are taking sandy out.
                                                            
                       NICK
Hold on I'm going with you.
                                                            
                       EMT
Ok Nick.
                                                            
Nick leaves with EMTs.
                                                            
 

12.

INT. HOSPITAL - NIGHT
                                                            
Sandy is taken back for examination. Nick is waiting to talk
to the doctor.
                                                            
DR ZYSKOWSKI walks up to nick.
                                                            
                       DR ZYSKOWSKI
Are you Nick Adams?
                                                            
                       NICK
Yes, how is she?
                                                            
                       DR ZYSKOWSKI
I'm afraid it's not good Nick.
                                                            
                       NICK
      (tears in his eyes)
What do you mean... what do you
mean it's not good?
                                                            
                       DR ZYSKOWSKI
Her brain wave's are flat line.
                                                            
                       NICK
      (sobbing)
What does that mean, are you
telling me she is dead?
                                                            
                       DR ZYSKOWSKI
She still has a heartbeat and
pulse, but she is brain dead. She
is being kept alive by machines.
                                                            
                       NICK
Is there any chance that she could
get better?
                                                            
                       DR ZYSKOWSKI
I'm afraid not Nick. I'm sorry.
                                                            
                       NICK
      (head in
       hands,sobbing)
My god, I can't believe this is
happening... wait doc... have you
heard about the research there
doing at the Body Shop to transfer
consciousness?
                                                            
                       DR ZYSKOWSKI
Yes I have Nick, but I'm afraid it
won't work... It won't work if she
is brain dead... Nick we need your
            (MORE)

13.

                       DR ZYSKOWSKI (cont'd)
permission to take her off life
support.
                                                            
                       NICK
No... not yet... I just can't do
it... I can't... just a couple of
days doc... PLEASE..
                                                            
DR Zyskowski puts his hand on Nicks shoulder.
                                                            
                       DR ZYSKOWSKI
Ok Nick.
                                                            
 
INT. POLICE HEADQUARTERS - DAY
                                                            
Nick arrives at police headquarters.
Meets with CAPTAIN ANDY HELDERMAN.
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
Are you ok Nick?
                                                            
                       NICK
Yes sir, luckily I was wearing my
vest.
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
How's Sandy?
                                                            
                       NICK
Not good, they want me to pull the
plug on her.
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
What did you tell them?
                                                            
                       NICK
I told them to hold off. I just
can't do it. My gut is screaming
at me to hold off.
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
Well... if it's one thing I've
learned in my twenty years of
service, it's to trust my gut.
                                                            
                       NICK
Sir, I would like to do the
investigation.
                                                            

14.

                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
It's against department policy
Nick, you're personally involved.
                                                            
                       NICK
Please sir, I have to be involved,
I want to catch this guy.
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
We all do Nick. If I let you
handle this case, do you promise
me you won't do anything stupid?
                                                            
                       NICK
Yes sir, you have my word.
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
Ok Nick, I hope I won't regret
this. You and Sgt. Williams will
head up the investigation. Go and
meet with the sketch artist so we
can all see what this guy looks
like.
                                                            
Nick meets with the sketch artist. A sketch is made, but no
one recognizes him. Nick gets a copy and walks over to
Gary's office.
                                                            
                       NICK
Let's go Gary, we've got work to
do.
                                                            
                       GARY
Whata we got?
                                                            
                       NICK
Where gonna get the son of a bitch
that shot Sandy.
                                                            
                       GARY
Fan fuckin tastic, let's go.
                                                            
 
EXT. NICK AND GARY IN SQUAD CAR - DAY
                                                            
Nick and Gary are in squad car headed downtown.
                                                            
                       GARY
So, where are we going?
                                                            
                       NICK
We're going downtown and show this
sketch to every son of a bitch we
meet. Someone must know this
            (MORE)

15.

                       NICK (cont'd)
asshole.
                                                            
                       GARY
You have any idea why he did this?
                                                            
                       NICK
Gotta be drug related.
                                                            
                       GARY
Maybe you're getting too close.
                                                            
                       NICK
Maybe, seemed more like revenge.
                                                            
                       GARY
Maybe we should ask around at the
Doulbe L.
                                                            
                       NICK
That's my first stop.
                                                            
                       GARY
We'd better call for backup, the
captain said no one is to go there
without backup.
                                                            
                       NICK
I ain't got time for backup.
                                                            
Nick and Gary head for the Double L. A seedy bar in the
worst part of town were outlaw gangs hangout.
                                                            
 
INT. DOUBLE L - DAY
                                                            
Nick and Gary arrive at the Double L. It is very crowded for
this time of day. Everyone turns and stares at them as they
walk in. Nick and Gary walk up to the bar.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
You boys lost?
                                                            
Nick shows his badge, and pulls out the sketch.
                                                            
                       NICK
You know this guy?
                                                            
BARTENDER looks at the sketch, pauses for a moment, looks
around the bar and then back at Nick.
                                                            

16.

                       BARTENDER LL
My advice to you is to leave,
while you still can.
                                                            
                       GARY
Tell us what we wanna know and
we'll leave.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
I don't know anything.
                                                            
                       GARY
I don't believe you. Why don't you
do the right thing and tell us
where to find him.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
Look guys, I'm trying to help you
out. You're in danger here.
                                                            
While Nick and Gary are talking to the bartender, four men
sneak up behind them. One of them (known as HAMMER) speaks.
                                                            
                       HAMMER
      (menacing stare)
You heard him mother fucker, get
the hell out.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
Take it easy Hammer, they were
just leaving.
                                                            
                       NICK
We'll leave when we find out what
we want to know.
                                                            
Hammer strikes Nick on the side of the head. Gary gets up
and hits Hammer knocking him back. Nick and Gary put up a
good fight, but are eventually knocked to the floor. Hammer
kicks Gary repeatedly in the ribs and once in the head.

While their attention is on Gary, Nick gets to his pistol,
fires two rounds into the air. The four men back off.
Nick calls for backup. EMTs and police show up. Three of the
four men are taken into custody, but Hammer escapes.
                                                            
 
INT. NICK AT HOSPITAL WITH GARY - DAY
                                                            
Nick is in the hospital emergency room, waiting to talk to
Dr ZYSKOWSKI. Dr Zyskowski finally walks out to talk to
Nick.
                                                            

17.

                       NICK
How is he doc?
                                                            
                       DR ZYSKOWSKI
He doesn't have any broken bones.
He seems to have suffered a
concussion. We'll need to keep him
overnight.
                                                            
                       NICK
Can I see him?
                                                            
                       DR ZYSKOWSKI
He is under heavy sedation, why
don't you come back tomorow.
                                                            
                       NICK
Ok doc, I'll be back tomorrow.
                                                            
Nick walks over to Sandy's room. She is just lying there
looking lifeless, hooked up to machines. Nick holds her
hand.
                                                            
                       NICK
You're going to be ok honey, you
have to be, I can't go on without
you.
                                                            
A tear comes to Nick's eye as he leaves the room.
                                                            
Nick leaves hospital.
                                                            
 
INT. NICK BACK AT POLICE HEADQUARTERS - DAY
                                                            
Nick is in captain Helderman's office being questioned about
the incident.
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
Are you ok Nick?
                                                            
                       NICK
I'm a liitle banged up, but ok.
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
How's Gary?
                                                            
                       NICK
He got banged up pretty good.
They're keeping him overnight for
observation.
                                                            

18.

                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
What happened Nick?
                                                            
                       NICK
We were at the Double L, talking
to the bartender, when we were
jumped from behind by four men.
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
I'm sorry Nick, but I'm going to
have to take you off the case. I
should have never let you take it.
You're too close.
                                                            
                       NICK
Please don't take me off the case
sir. I need to be involved.
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
I'm sorry Nick, but I'm putting
you on paid leave. You need time
to get your head right.
                                                            
                       NICK
Sir I'm ok, I can handle this.
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
I'm sorry Nick, but I need your
weapon and your badge.
                                                            
Nick angrily hands the captain his badge and weapon and
storms out of the office.
                                                            
As Nick is walking out, he runs into Sgt.Scalone. Nick
overhears Sgt.Scalone talking to his partner Sgt. Brown.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
I knew this would happen, he's too
small to be a cop.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
Nice job Adams, Gary was a good
officer.
                                                            
                       NICK
He still is asshole.
                                                            
Nick leaves Captain Helderman's office.
                                                            
 

19.

EXT. NICK IN SQUAD CAR LEAVING POLICE HEADQUARTERS - DAY
                                                            
Nick is in his squad car driving home, when he hears a news
report on the radio.
                                                            
VOICES ON RADIO
                                                            
                       REPORTER
Rev. Hester, what is your
objection to Dr. Templeton's work?
                                                            
                       REV. HESTER
This is the work of the devil.
                                                            
                       REPORTER
How is this the work of the devil?
                                                            
                       REV. HESTER
All of this transferring
consciousness from one body to the
other. How do you know what's
being transferred. How do you know
that a demon hasn't gone through
the machine? You're not
transferring consciousness, you're
allowing demons to possess people.
                                                            
                       REPORTER
Dr. Templeton how do you respond
to what Rev. Hestler has said?
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
His comments are so ridiculous
they are not worth responding to.
                                                            
Nick turns off the radio and pulls out the card that Dr.
Templeton gave him at the bar. He reads the number off the
card and calls Dr. Templeton.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON (V.O.)
Hello.
                                                            
                       NICK
Hello is this Dr. Templeton?
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON (V.O.)
Yes it is, who is this?
                                                            
                       NICK
This is Nick Adams,you gave me
your card the other day.
                                                            

20.

                       DR. TEMPLETON (V.O.)
Oh yes Nick, did you change your
mind?
                                                            
                       NICK
Yes I did, I'd like to take you up
on your offer. Are you still
looking for volunteers?
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON (V.O.)
Yes I am Nick, I think Rev. Hester
has scarred people away.
                                                            
                       NICK
He's nuts.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON (V.O.)
Can you be here tomorrow morning
at eight o'clock?
                                                            
                       NICK
Yes I can, see you tomorrow
morning then.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON (V.O..)
Unfortunately I can't be there,
but go ahead and come in. The lab
techs. can take care of you.
                                                            
Nick is starting to have second thoughts
                                                            
                       NICK
Can they do the procedure?
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON (V.O.)
Yes they can. The procedure is
surprisingly very simple.Don't eat
any meat and drink plenty of
water, preferably bottled or
filtered.
                                                            
                       NICK
Ok, I'll be there tomorrow morning
at eight o'clock.
                                                            
 
INT. MEETING WITH LAB TECH - DAY
                                                            
Nick arrives at the body shop and talks to lab tech.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Can I help you?
                                                            

21.

                       NICK
Yes, I'm Nick Adams. I Talked to
Dr Templeton yesterday.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Oh yes Mr. Adams, please fill out
these forms and I will take you
back when you're done
                                                            
Nick sits down and fills out the forms, and hands them back
to the lab tech.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
I see you're a police officer.
                                                            
                       NICK
Is that a problem?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
No, that's good. They are trying
to make this available to law
enforcement personnel only. Come
with me.
                                                            
Lab tech, takes Nick back to the lab.
                                                            
                       NICK
Doesn't look to complicated.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
It's surprisingly simple to do.
                                                            
                       NICK
You don't need Dr Templeton here?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
No, the procedure is very simple.
Dr Templeton is the only one who
could explain how it works, but
it's very simple to do.

It's kind of like driving a car. I
know how to drive it but have no
idea how it works.
                                                            
Lab tech gives Nick a quick checkup and then shows him the
cloned bodies they have in storage.
                                                            
                       NICK
Wow, I'm surprised you have so
many.
                                                            

22.

                       LAB TECH.
We're expecting a large demand if
they allow us to go public we will
have even more.
                                                            
                       NICK
How do you clone bodies that have
no soul?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
That I'm affraid is a closely
guarded trade secret.
                                                            
                       NICK
What has your success rate been.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
We had a little trouble with our
first few attempts, but since
then, we have been one hundred
percent succesful.
                                                            
                       NICK
What happens to my body?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
It will be stored here for you. We
would like to put you in at least
two different bodies.
                                                            
                       NICK
      (pointing to large
       african american
       body)
Can I start with that one?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Sure, have a seat and we will need
to strap this retractor harness to
your head.
                                                            
                       NICK
Will I feel anything?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Honestly, I'm not sure, if you
feel any pain or discomfort, raise
your right hand and we will stop
the procedure.
                                                            
                       NICK
If I feel any pain. I'm going to
have to shoot you.
                                                            

23.

Lab tech looks startled.
                                                            
                       NICK
Just kidding, Maybe we should wait
for Dr Templeton to get back.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
He's tied up in hearings. He may
not be back for awhile.
                                                            
                       NICK
I guess I have no choice. Ok,
let's do this thing.
                                                            
Lab tech finishes the hookup and starts the procedure,
flipping switches and monitoring gauges. A few minutes go by
and nothing happens.
                                                            
Nick is starting to think he should wait for Dr. Templeton.
                                                            
                       NICK
Maybe I should come back.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
I see the problem, your harness is
not tight enough.
                                                            
Lab tech tightens harness and starts the procedure again.
Within seconds Nicks eyes start to flutter and then close.
The eyes in the black body flutter and then open. Black body
( LEROY BROWN) Looks around, looks at his arms and hands.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Damn.... whooh... is that my
voice? I guess so... I can't
believe it. It actually worked.
                                                            
Leroy looks over at Nicks body.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Man... that's really strange to
look over there at my own body.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
How do you feel?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I feel great.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Was there any pain or discomfort
during the transfer?
                                                            

24.

                       LEROY
No, I just felt real light headed
for a second and and the next
thing I knew, I was in this body.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Great, we will have to keep you
here for a couple of hours. Let's
check your vitals.
                                                            
Lab tech. assistant checks vitals, blood pressure, pulse,
tempature, ect.
                                                            
                       LEROY
How do they look?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Good, we'll check you again before
you leave.
                                                            
TWO HOURS LATER
                                                            
Lab tech. assistant checks vitals again.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
      (hands nick ID)
Ok, everything looks good. We
would like to keep you in this
body for a while and then transfer
you to another body. Here is your
identification.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Why do I need a new
identification. Why can't I just
explain that I'm Nick in a new
body?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
There are a lot of people who
don't like what we are doing here.
We are trying to keep every thing
low key for now.
                                                            
Leroy looks at the ID
                                                            
                       LEROY
Leroy Brown?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Yes.
                                                            

25.

                       LEROY
As in bad, bad?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Baddist man in the whole damn
town.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Great.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
We'll need to see you tomorrow
morning.
                                                            
Lab tech extends hand.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Ok, see you tomorrow.
                                                            
Leroy shakes Lab techs hand, not relizing how hard he is
squeezing.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Whooh, easy with that grip.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Sorry.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
See you tomorrow, don't forget you
are responsible for that body.
                                                            
                       LEROY
No problem.
                                                            
Leroy turns and starts to walk away.
                                                            
                       LEROY
      (speaking under
       his breath)
That might be a problem.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
What's that?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Nothing, I didn't say anything.
                                                            
Leroy leaves lab banging his head on the way out.
                                                            
 

26.

EXT. IN PERSONAL CAR (CAMERO) EN ROUTE TO DOUBLE L - NIGHT
                                                            
Leroy is leaving The Body Shop en route to the Double L
                                                            
                       LEROY
Ok Hammer, let's see how you like
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown.
                                                            
Leroy turns on radio, and to his surprise, Bad, Bad Leroy
Brown is on the radio.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Man, I can't believe this.
                                                            
Leroy drives off to the SOUNDS OF BAD, BAD LEROY BROWN.
                                                            
Leroy decides to stop and get a sandwich at the drive-thru.
Leroy gets his sandwich and is eating it in the parking lot,
when he see's Hammer coming out of the restaurant. Leroy
follows Hammer out of the parking lot and through the hilly
streets of San Francisco.
After a few turns, Hammer realizes that he is being followed
and speeds off. Leroy speeds up to catch up with him and a
chase ensues. Hammer runs a red light in front of traffic,
Leroy swerves to miss oncoming traffic and hits a road sign,
knocking his fender into his tire. Leroy gets out and pulls
fender off tire, but Hammer is long gone.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Damn it...That's ok asshole I
think I know where you're headed.
                                                            
Leroy heads to the Double L.
                                                            
Leroy pulls up to Double L just as Hammer is getting out.
                                                            
Leroy jumps out and catches Hammer before he gets in.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Hey mother fucker, I got a message
for you from Nick Adams.
                                                            
Leroy catches Hammer with a right hook to head, knocking him
down. Leroy waits for Hammer to get up, but he is
unconscious. Leroy smacks his face, finally bringing him
around.
                                                            
                       LEROY
What are you trying to hide. Who
shot Sandy?
                                                            
                       HAMMER
I don't know.
                                                            

27.

                       LEROY
Your lying. Who shot Sandy mother
fucker.
                                                            
Leroy punches Hammer in the ribs.
                                                            
                       HAMMER
He'll kill me if I talk.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I'll kill you if you don't. Who
did it.
                                                            
Leroy hits him again.
                                                            
                       HAMMER
Ok, Ok, It was Coolaid.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Who the hell is Coolaid?
                                                            
                       HAMMER
He's a dealer.
                                                            
                       LEROY
What's his real name?
                                                            
                       HAMMER
I don't know. Everybody calls him
Coolaid.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Where does he live?
                                                            
                       HAMMER
I don't know.
                                                            
Leroy hits him again.
                                                            
                       HAMMER
I don't know. All I can tell you
is that he sometimes hangs out at
the Condor Club.
                                                            
Leroy gets up and leaves.
                                                            
 
EXT. LEROY ARRIVES HOME - NIGHT
                                                            
Leroy drives home and parks his Camero next to Sandy's VW
Bug and then walks into the house.
                                                            
 

28.

INT. NICK'S HOUSE - DAY
                                                            
Leroy walks into the bedroom and lays out some clean
clothes. He strips down to his underpants and washes up at
the sink and then comes back to put on his clean clothes,
which don't come close to fitting his new body.
                                                            
                       LEROY
      (talking to hiself)
You dummy, you're not nick adams
anymore, you're Leroy Brown.
                                                            
Leroy puts his old clothes back on and starts to walk back
outside when he notices the bag with the pink pj's. Leroy
pulls the pj's out of the bag and stares at them as he
starts to tear up. He put's the pj's down and walks out of
the house.
                                                            
 
EXT. LEROY BORROWS SANDY'S VW BUG. - DAY
                                                            
Leroy squeezes into Sandy's VW Bug.
                                                            
                       LEROY
      (talking to hiself)
I don't know how i'm going to
catch anybody in this thing.
                                                            
Leroy drives off enroute to the Condor Club.
                                                            
 
EXT. THE CONDOR CLUB - NIGHT
                                                            
Leroy arrives at The Condor Club.
                                                            
As Leroy gets out of the car and walks towards the Condor
Club there are twenty Hells Angels BIKERS pulling up and
GUNNING their ENGINES. They get off their bikes and walk
towards the entrance. They walk by leroy.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Nice bikes.
                                                            
                       BIKER #1
You a rider?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Not yet. I'm looking to buy, if
any of you guys want to sell.
                                                            
                       BIKER #1
You were thinking of selling yours
weren't you Red Dog?
                                                            

29.

                       RED DOG
If the price is right.
                                                            
                       LEROY
How much you looking to get?
                                                            
                       RED DOG
Twenty grand.
                                                            
                       LEROY
That's a lot of money.
                                                            
                       RED DOG
You saying it ain't worth it?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I don't know, I haven't seen it.
                                                            
                       RED DOG
Well, let's go look at it.
                                                            
                       LEROY
ok.
                                                            
They start to walk over to Red Dog's bike.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Do you guy's know Coolaid?
                                                            
                       BIKER #1
You wanna talk about bikes, or you
wanna talk about Coolaid.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Both.
                                                            
                       BIKER #2
Why do you want to know about
Coolaid?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I'm looking to make a purchase.
                                                            
                       BIKER #2
Coolaid owes us a lot of money. If
you want to make a purchase you
need to go through us. He's cut
off.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I still need to talk to him.
                                                            

30.

                       RED DOG
You hard of hearing mother fucker?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I'm not looking for trouble.
                                                            
                       RED DOG
      (pulls out knife)
Sometimes you find things you
ain't looking for.
                                                            
Red Dog SCREEMS in pain as Leroy BREAKS his arm.

Rider # 1 holds Leroy from behind while rider #2 hits him in
the stomach.
                                                            
Leroy breaks rider #1's grip, spins him around, picks him up
and throws him twenty feet across the parking lot.
                                                            
Two other men come at him. He knocks both down.
                                                            
Rider #2 takes a step back.
                                                            
                       BIKER #2
Who the hell are you?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown.
                                                            
                       BIKER #2
We could use somebody like you.
Ever think of joining up.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I'm an undercover police officer.
Tell me what you know about
Coolaid.
                                                            
Leroy pulls out his wallet and shows biker #2 Nick's police
ID.
                                                            
                       BIKER #2
You're kidding right?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Whatta ya mean?
                                                            
                       BIKER #2
That's a white man.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Oh, ...I guess me and my partner
got our ID's mixed up.
                                                            

31.

Leroy puts his wallet back in his pocket.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Tell me what you know about
Coolaid.
                                                            
                       BIKER #2
He buys from us. He owes us a lot
of money. We're here to collect.
                                                            
                       LEROY
If you don't want to go to jail,
you need to leave now.
                                                            
                       BIKER #2
Ok Bad, Bad Leroy Brown, but you'd
better find him before we do.
                                                            
All of the hells angels leave. GUNNING their ENGINES,
SPINNING TIRES and popping wheelies.
                                                            
Leroy heads back to the entrance.
                                                            
 
INT. THE CONDOR CLUB - NIGHT
                                                            
Leroy walks in. There are beautiful women on stage
stripping. They give Leroy the eye as he walks in.
                                                            
Leroy Walks over to bar. Talks to bartender.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER CC
What can I get you?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I'm looking for Coolaid.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER CC
We don't serve koolaid here.
                                                            
Leroy shows bartender the sketch.
                                                            
                       LEROY
It's supossed to be his nickname.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER CC
Yeah, I,ve seen him here, haven't
seen him today.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Thanks.
                                                            
Leroy gets up and walks out.
                                                            
 

32.

EXT. THE CONDOR CLUB - NIGHT
                                                            
Leroy is walking to his car when he spots Coolaid with two
other men. Leroy walks over to them.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Coolaid!
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Who the fuck are you?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I'm a friend of Sandy Adams
asshole.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Get outta the way nigger.
                                                            
Leroy hits him with one punch and knocks him to the ground.
The other two men attack Leroy with everything they have,
but Leroy puts them both on the ground, but during the
scuffle Coolaid escapes to his car (Dodge Challenger). Leroy
see's him getting away and runs to his car (VW Bug). There
is a LOUD ROAR as coolaid starts his car, he puts it in gear
and BURNS RUBBER as he pulls out of the lot. Leroy squeezes
into his VW Bug, it RATTLES and BANGS as he starts up and
HUMS LOUDLY as he pulls off in pursuit. Coolaid is out of
sight in seconds. Leroy pulls over to the side of the road
and gets out of the car, punching the roof of the car in
frustration. The top of the car crumbles.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Damn it, I think there is
something they forgot to tell me
about this body. I need a faster
car. Oh yeah, Gary, you just
bought a brand new Mustang GT
didn't you?
                                                            
Leroy pushes the roof back up, gets back in the car, turns
around and heads toward the hospital.
                                                            
 
EXT. HOSPITAL - NIGHT
                                                            
Leroy pulls into parking lot.
                                                            
 
INT. HOSPITAL - NIGHT
                                                            
Leroy walks into hospital, goes to Gary's room.
                                                            

33.

                       LEROY
Hi Gary, how ya feeling?
                                                            
                       GARY
Ok.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Good, hey, I need to borrow your
car.
                                                            
                       GARY
You need to borrow my CAR?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yeah.
                                                            
                       GARY
Do I know you?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Do you KNOW me! Are you sure
you're ok? It's me N...ick, oh
yeah right...ok...this is going to
be hard to explain, but it's me
Nick.
                                                            
                       GARY
YOUR Nick Adams?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yes.
                                                            
                       GARY
Stay to long in the tanning booth
did ya?
                                                            
                       LEROY
No man, they transferred me into
this body.
                                                            
Gary pushes nurse call button
                                                            
                       GARY
Who was that, aliens?
                                                            
                       LEROY
No man, the Body Shop.
                                                            
Nurse comes in.
                                                            
                       NURSE
Hi Gary, you need more pain
medicine?
                                                            

34.

                       GARY
No, we need to escort Nick Adams
here to the fifth floor.
                                                            
                       LEROY
What's on the fifth floor?
                                                            
                       GARY
That's... where my keys are...
they store your personal
belongings there.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Oh, Ok, Thanks man I appreciate
this.
                                                            
They go to the fifth floor, which is the psycho ward.
                                                            
                       FF NURSE
Can I help you?
                                                            
                       NURSE
Yes, we need a room for Nick Adams
here.
                                                            
                       FF NURSE
Sandy's husband?
                                                            
                       NURSE
Yes.
                                                            
                       FF NURSE
Your Nick Adams?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Y...es, ok uh...look I was just
joking, I know I'm not Nick Adams.
                                                            
                       FF NURSE
Ok, and what is your name?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Leroy Br...own.
                                                            
                       FF NURSE
As in bad, bad?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Hey, I didn't pick the name ok,
the lab techs. did.
                                                            
                       FF NURSE
The lab techs?
                                                            

35.

Leroy reaches in his wallet and pulls out Dr Templeton's
Card.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Ok, here, just call Dr Templeton
and he can explain it to you.
                                                            
                       FF NURSE
Ok.
                                                            
Fifth floor nurse calls number, there is no answer.
                                                            
                       FF NURSE
Ok Nick...Leroy or whoever you are
why don't you come with me.
                                                            
Fifth floor nurse takes Leroy back to patients room. There
is one other person in the room.
                                                            
                       FF NURSE
Make yourself comfortable, the
doctor will be in to talk to you
shortly.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I don't need a doctor, I need the
car keys.
                                                            
Fifth floor nurse leaves.
                                                            
                       FF PATIENT
Don't feel bad, they took my keys
too.
                                                            
                       LEROY
It's a mistake, I'm not supposed
to be here.
                                                            
                       FF PATIENT
I admitted myself.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Why did you do that?
                                                            
                       FF PATIENT
Just to get away.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Away from what?
                                                            
                       FF PATIENT
You know, the crowds and the
paparazzi.
                                                            

36.

                       LEROY
Paparazzi?
                                                            
                       FF PATIENT
Yeah, they won't leave me alone.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Why's that?
                                                            
                       FF PATIENT
You don't recognize me?
                                                            
                       LEROY
No, sorry.
                                                            
                       FF PATIENT
I'm Michael Jackson.
                                                            
                       LEROY
O... kay... ,nice to meet you
michael, I'm Leroy Brown.
                                                            
                       FF PATIENT
Oh...ok...you come here to get
away from the paparazzi too?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yeah, you know how they are, they
won't leave you alone.
                                                            
                       FF PATIENT
Tell me about it.
                                                            
Fith floor nurse comes in.
                                                            
                       FF NURSE
Ok Nick, we finally got ahold of
Dr Templeton and your story checks
out, your free to go. Sorry about
this, but I'm sure you understand
how it sounded.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yeah, I know, can you call Gary
and tell him?
                                                            
                       FF NURSE
No problem.
                                                            
Leroy leaves fifth floor enroute to Gary"s room.
                                                            
 

37.

INT. GARY'S ROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
Leroy walks into Gary's room.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Hey Gary, did the nurse call you?
                                                            
                       GARY
Yeah she did, man this is really
weird.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yeah I know, but I need your help.
I tracked down who shot Sandy, but
he got away.
                                                            
                       GARY
Who was it?
                                                            
                       LEROY
He goes by the name Coolaid, some
local drug dealer.
                                                            
                       GARY
How did he get away?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I couldn't keep up with him.
                                                            
                       GARY
I didn't think anybody could
outrun your squad car.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I wasn't in the squad car.
                                                            
                       GARY
Why not.
                                                            
                       LEROY
The captain suspended me.
                                                            
                       GARY
For how long?
                                                            
                       LEROY
He didn't say.
                                                            
                       GARY
Your Camaro is pretty fast too..
                                                            

38.

                       LEROY
I wasn't in the camaro, I was in
Sandy's car.
                                                            
                       GARY
The VW?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yeah.
                                                            
                       GARY
No wonder you couldn't catch him.
Why weren't you in the camaro?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I wrecked it chasing Hammer.
                                                            
                       GARY
Who's Hammer?
                                                            
                       LEROY
He's the one that got away at the
Double L.
                                                            
                       GARY
You do much damage to the Camaro?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I banged up the right front
fender. I think there might be
some front end damage. So can I
get the car keys?
                                                            
                       GARY
Yeah, I'm released. I'm ready to
get out of here. I'll go with you.
                                                            
                       LEROY
You sure you're up to it?
                                                            
                       GARY
Yeah, I feel fine.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I always knew you had a hard head.
                                                            
                       GARY
      (laughing)
Yeah, It's a good thing I do.
                                                            

39.

                       LEROY
Alright lets get out of here, I
want to stop off and see Sandy
before we leave.
                                                            
                       GARY
Ok.
                                                            
Gary and Nick leave Gary's room enroute to Sandy's room.
                                                            
 
INT. SANDY'S ROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
Leroy and Gary walk into Sandy's room.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Hi, honey it's me Nick.
                                                            
Sandy shows no reaction.
                                                            
Leroy holds Sandy's hand and then rubs her stomach.
                                                            
                       LEROY
      (Eyes tearing)
I promise I'm going to get the son
of a bitch that did this.
                                                            
Gary puts his hand on Leroy's shoulder.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Let's go, I can't stand to see her
like this.
                                                            
Leroy and Gary leave Sandy's room and hospital.
                                                            
 
EXT. HOSPITAL PARKING LOT - NIGHT
                                                            
Leroy and Gary walking to car.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I don't suppose anybody brought
your car to the hospital did they?
                                                            
                       GARY
We'll have to take your car.
                                                            
As they get close to the car, Gary notices the top is caved
in.
                                                            
                       GARY
What happened to the car?
                                                            

40.

                       LEROY
I got mad when I lost Coolaid and
pounded on the roof.
                                                            
                       GARY
O... kay.
                                                            
Leroy and Gary squeeze into the VW and drive off enroute to
Gary's house.
                                                            
 
EXT. GARY'S HOUSE - NIGHT
                                                            
Leroy and Gary arrive at Gary's house, park the Smart Car
and get into Gary's Mustang. The MUSTANG ROARS to life.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yeah, this is more like it.
                                                            
                       GARY
Is the Camaro drivable?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Barely, it's pulling hard to the
right.
                                                            
                       GARY
You taking it to the shop?
                                                            
                       LEROY
They're coming to pick it up
tomorrow.
                                                            
Leroy and Gary depart for the Condor Club.
                                                            
 
EXT. LEROY AND GARY ARRIVE AT THE CONDOR CLUB - NIGHT
                                                            
                       LEROY
We can't walk in together, you
might be recognized.
                                                            
                       GARY
Ok, I'll go in first, give me five
minutes, then come in.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Alright.
                                                            
Gary gets out of car and walks into the Condor Club.
                                                            
Leroy goes in five minutes later.
                                                            
 

41.

INT. LEROY AND GARY INSIDE THE CONDOR CLUB. - NIGHT
                                                            
Gary walks in and goes to the far end of the bar, sits down
and orders a drink.
Leroy walks in and goes to the opposite end of the bar, sits
down and orders a drink.
There is a beautiful girl dancing on stage.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER CC
Hi Leroy, you looking for Coolaid?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yeah, you seen him?
                                                            
                       BARTENDER CC
Haven't seen him tonight. He likes
to hang out with the girls. That's
his favorite on stage now.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Ok, thanks.
                                                            
Leroy motions for Gary to meet him in men's room.
                                                            
IN MEN'S ROOM.
                                                            
                       LEROY
The girl on stage now is Coolaid's
favorite. I'm going to check her
out and see what she knows.
                                                            
                       GARY
Sounds like fun.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Strickly bussiness.
                                                            
                       GARY
Right.
                                                            
Leroy see's his rather large penis for the first time.
                                                            
                       LEROY
WOW, look at that!
                                                            
                       MAN IN MEN'S ROOM
Hate to break your heart, but I
don't swing that way.
                                                            
Man shakes head, turns around and leaves men's room.
                                                            

42.

                       GARY
Damn, sorry Nick, maybe you'll
have better luck with the
stripper.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Very funny, and don't call me Nick
dummy.
                                                            
                       GARY
Oops.
                                                            
Leroy leaves men's room, walks over to the stripper and puts
a twenty dollar bill in her G-string.
                                                            
                       DANCER
Would you like a private dance
honey?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Sure.
                                                            
Leroy and the dancer walk over to a private table.
                                                            
                       DANCER
It'll be twenty bucks honey.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I already gave you twenty bucks,
at the bar remember?
                                                            
She proceeds to give Leroy a lap dance.
                                                            
                       DANCER
Oh MY!
                                                            
                       LEROY
Like that baby?
                                                            
                       DANCER
Oh YEAH!
                                                            
                       LEROY
Maybe I should be charging you.
                                                            
                       DANCER
I don't know about THAT.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Am I bigger than Coolaid?
                                                            
                       DANCER
You know Coolaid?
                                                            

43.

                       LEROY
We've met. Do you know his real
name?
                                                            
                       DANCER
No, I just know him as Coolaid.
                                                            
                       DANCER
You looking to do business with
Coolaid?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I've got a big deal going down. I
need to deal directly with
Coolaid.
                                                            
                       DANCER
Coolaid's laying low. The Hell's
Angels are looking for him. You're
not a cop are you?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I look like a cop?
                                                            
                       DANCER
I don't guess a cop would be
letting me give him a lap dance.
Like I said Coolaid's laying low,
you'll have to go through joe.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Joe?
                                                            
                       DANCER
Yeah Joe Berry, he's Coolaids
right hand man. He's out of town
on business tonight. He'll be back
tomorrow. He's usually in here by
ten.
If you want to catch him earlier,
you can normally catch him over at
the View.
                                                            
                       LEROY
What's he look like?
                                                            
                       DANCER
Kind of dufis looking. Cross eyed
and buck teeth. You won't have any
trouble recognizing him.
                                                            

44.

                       DANCER
That's the end of the song baby,
you want another dance?
                                                            
                       LEROY
No, I gotta get going. Thanks for
the dance.
                                                            
                       DANCER
Thank YOU.
                                                            
Leroy gets up, motions to Gary and walks out. Gary waits one
minute and then follows him out.
                                                            
 
EXT. LEROY AND GARY IN CAR LEAVING THE CONDOR CLUB - NIGHT
                                                            
                       GARY
What did you find out?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Coolaid's laying low. His right
hand man is a guy by the name of
Joe Berry. He's out of town today,
but we should be able to find him
tomorrow over at the view.
                                                            
                       GARY
You wanna head back over to my
place?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yeah I guess... on second thought,
let's stop off at the Red Jack. I
could use a stiff drink.
                                                            
                       GARY
What's wrong with the drinks at
the Condor.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Too expensive for my taste.
                                                            
                       GARY
I'm not sure they welcome your
kind at the Red Jack.
                                                            
                       LEROY
      (Laughing)
They'll have a hard time kicking
me out.
                                                            

45.

                       GARY
THIS sounds like fun.
                                                            
 
EXT. LEROY AND GARY ARRIVE AT RED JACK - NIGHT
                                                            
As Leroy and Gary arrive they notice Sgt. Scalone's patrol
car.
                                                            
 
INT. LEROY AND GARY ARRIVE AT RED JACK - NIGHT
                                                            
Leroy and Gary walk in and sit next to Sgt. Scalone.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
That your new partner?
                                                            
                       GARY
No, he's just a friend of mine.
I'm still on medical leave. This
is Leroy.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
To bad he wasn't with you at the
Double L, instead of that
pipsqueak partner of yours.
                                                            
                       GARY
Nick held his own.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
You look like you get around.
      (pulls out sketch)
You recognize this man?
                                                            
Leroy looks at sketch
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yeah, he hangs out at the
Badlands. Ask for David, slip him
twenty bucks and he will take care
of you.
                                                            
Sgt, Scalone motions to partner.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
Let's go.
                                                            
Sgt. Scalone and his partner walk out.
                                                            
 

46.

EXT. BADLANDS - NIGHT
                                                            
Sgt Scalone and his partner pull into parking lot. Walk into
bar.
                                                            
 
INT. BADLANDS - NIGHT
                                                            
Sgt Scalone and his partner walk in and walk up to bar.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
Is David here?
                                                            
                       BARTENDER BL
Yes, that's him over there.
                                                            
Sgt. Scalone and his partner walk over to David's table.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
Are you David?
                                                            
                       DAVID
Yes.
                                                            
Sgt. Scalone hands David a twenty dollar bill.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
I need your help.
                                                            
                       DAVID
No problem, have a seat.
                                                            
Sgt. Scalone and his partner sit down. David proceeds to
give Sgt Scalone a lap dance.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
What the hell are you doing?
                                                            
                       DAVID
I'm sorry, not enough contact for
you? How about this.
                                                            
David grinds on Sgt. Scalone's lap.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
Get off me you fucking faggot.
                                                            
David jumps off Sgt Scalone's lap.
                                                            
                       DAVID
I'm sorry, I thought that was what
you wanted.
                                                            

47.

                       SGT. SCALONE
I look like a fag to you?
                                                            
                       DAVID
What was it you wanted?
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
Information.
                                                            
                       DAVID
Information?
                                                            
Sgt Scalone's partner pulls out the sketch.
                                                            
                       SGT. BROWN
Have you seen this man?
                                                            
David looks at sketch.
                                                            
                       DAVID
No, I wish I had, he's kinda cute.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
Let's get the hell out of here.
                                                            
Sgt. Scalone and his partner get up and walk out.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
Well, that was a waste of time.
                                                            
                       SGT. BROWN
I don't know about that, you did
get a lap dance.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE
Shut the hell up.
                                                            
Sgt Scalone and partner leave bar.
                                                            
 
INT. WAKING UP AT GARY'S HOUSE - DAY
                                                            
Leroy is waking up on Gary's couch to the smell of bacon and
eggs. It takes him a minute to figure out where he is. He
sits up and holds his head, hungover from last night.
                                                            
                       GARY
I see you're alive.
                                                            
                       LEROY
How much did I drink last night?
                                                            

48.

                       GARY
Too much. Breakfast is ready.
You'll feel better if you can eat
something.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Not sure if I can handle bacon and
eggs right now.
                                                            
                       GARY
Try and eat what you can.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I'll try.
                                                            
Leroy gets up and walks to the table. Sits down and starts
to eat, slowly at first.
                                                            
                       GARY
Here, try some coffee.
                                                            
Leroy takes a sip of coffee.
                                                            
                       LEROY
These are good eggs, where did you
learn to cook.
                                                            
                       GARY
I worked my way through college as
a short order cook.
                                                            
Leroy devours his breakfast.
                                                            
                       GARY
I thought you couldn't eat?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I didn't think I could, this is
really good.
                                                            
                       GARY
What are your plans for today?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I have to go to the Body Shop.
                                                            
                       GARY
They working on your car?
                                                            
                       LEROY
No, I mean the lab where I got
this body. That's what they call
it, the Body Shop.
                                                            

49.

                       GARY
Oh, Ok I'm ready when you are.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Let's get going.
                                                            
Leroy and Gary get up and leave.
                                                            
 
EXT. LEROY AND GARY ENROUTE TO BODY SHOP - DAY
                                                            
Gary is driving fast, popping over the hilly streets of San
Francisco. Leroy is starting to feel nauseous.
                                                            
                       LEROY
You might want to slow down a
little bit, unless you want me to
redecorate your interior.
                                                            
                       GARY
You'll be ok.
                                                            
Leroy throws up.
                                                            
                       GARY
      (upset)
OH MAN!!!
                                                            
                       LEROY
I told you to slow down.
                                                            
Gary slows down.
                                                            
                       GARY
That better?
                                                            
                       LEROY
A little.
                                                            
                       GARY
I wonder how Sgt. Scalone made out
at the Badlands?
                                                            
                       LEROY
      (Laughing)
I forgot about that.
                                                            
                       GARY
How did you know about David?
                                                            

50.

                       LEROY
I could tell you, but I'd have to
shoot you. Let's just say
sometimes I drink to much.
                                                            
                       GARY
No kidding.
                                                            
                       LEROY
That's it right there on the
right, pull in here.
                                                            
Gary and Leroy pull into Body Shop parking lot.
                                                            
 
INT. LEROY AND GARY AT THE BODY SHOP - DAY
                                                            
Leroy and Gary walk in, greeted by the lab tech.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
I see you made it back, you look a
bit haggerd.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I had a rough night.
                                                            
Lab tech notices the smell of vomit.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
I would have never guessed.
                                                            
Lab tech. looks at Gary.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Is he looking to volunteer?
                                                            
                       LEROY
No he is just giving me a ride. Is
there something you forgot to tell
me about this body?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
What do you mean?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Well I don't know it seems to be
kind of ...STRONG!!!
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Oh yes, right, that model has been
genetically modified for extra
strength.
                                                            

51.

                       LEROY
Well gee, I don't know, maybe you
should TELL people that!!!
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
I'm sorry, Dr Templeton was
supposed to handle this.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Is he here?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
No, he's still tied up in
hearings. Come on back, lets check
you out.
                                                            
Lab tech. takes Leroy in back and they give him a complete
checkup.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Ok, everything looks good. How do
you feel?
                                                            
                       LEROY
A bit hungover, other then that
ok.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
No strange, out of character
feelings?
                                                            
Leroy looks confused.
                                                            
                       LEROY
What do you mean?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
You know, anything out of the
ordinary.
                                                            
                       LEROY
No, not really.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Ok, I guess we're done here. I
would like to keep you in that
body for a couple more days.
                                                            
                       LEROY
No problem.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Ok, see you tomorrow.
                                                            

52.

                       LEROY
Ok.
                                                            
 
EXT. LEROY AND GARY ARRIVE AT THE VIEW - DAY
                                                            
As Leroy and Gary walk up to the entrance, the CAMERA PANS
UP to the top floor of the building, showing nightclub on
top floor.
                                                            
 
INT. LEROY AND GARY INSIDE THE VIEW - DAY
                                                            
Leroy and Gary walk into elevator push button for top floor.
Elevator doors open, they walk out and notice breathtaking
view of San Francisco.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Wow check out the view!
                                                            
                       GARY
Yeah, we'll have to come back and
bring the gir... sorry.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Thats alri... hey look over there,
that's gotta be JOE BERRY.
                                                            
                       GARY
Let's go talk to him.
                                                            
Leroy and Gary walk up to Joe Berry.
                                                            
                       GARY
You Joe Berry?
                                                            
                       JOE BERRY
That's me. What can I do for you?
                                                            
                       GARY
We'd like to make a purchase.
                                                            
                       JOE BERRY
Whatta ya looking for?
                                                            
                       GARY
We need twenty kilo's of coke.
                                                            
                       JOE BERRY
That,s a lotta coke.
                                                            
                       GARY
We're gonna cook it up.
                                                            

53.

                       JOE BERRY
When do you want it?
                                                            
                       GARY
As soon as Coolaid can meet us.
                                                            
                       JOE BERRY
All deals go though me.
                                                            
                       GARY
We deal through Coolaid or we
don't deal.
                                                            
                       JOE BERRY
I'll see if I can set it up, let
me give him a call, I'll be right
back.
                                                            
Joe gets up and walks towards the men's room, someone walks
up to him and says something to him as he looks over at
Leroy and Gary. Joe turns and walks towards exit.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I think we've been made.
                                                            
                       GARY
Let's stop him before he gets
away.
                                                            
Leroy and Gary get up and walk towards Joe.
                                                            
Joe runs towards exit. Leroy and gary run after him, but are
intercepted by a gang of hoodlums. One of them takes a swing
at Leroy. Leroy catches his fist and starts to squeeze, he
SCREEMS in PAIN as you hear the SOUNDS of BONES BEING
CRUSHED. Another one comes at him, Leroy picks him up and
throws him across the bar. The other men back off. Leroy
and Gary run in pursuit of Joe Berry.
                                                            
 
EXT. LEROY AND GARY LEAVING THE VIEW - DAY
                                                            
As Leroy and Gary exit the View they see Joe Berry tearing
out of the parking lot SQUEALING TIRES. Leroy and Gary jump
into their car. The ENGINE ROARS when they start up and give
chase SQUEALING TIRES and BURNING RUBBER as they pull out.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Don't let this son of a bitch get
away.
                                                            
                       GARY
He ain't losing me.
                                                            

54.

                       LEROY
Those Chargers are supposed to be
pretty fast.
                                                            
                       GARY
Don't worry, I got him.
                                                            
 
EXT. CHASE SCENE - DAY
                                                            
Leroy and Gary chase Joe Berry and a passenger through the
hilly streets, both cars going airborne over the hills, with
the SOUND OF METAL STRIKING PAVEMENT as they come back down
to the road.

SPARKS FLY and there is the SOUND OF GRINDING METAL as their
chaises bottom out. They race through red lights as oncoming
traffic BLOW THEIR HORNS and SLAM ON BRAKES.

After a few minutes Leroy and Gary manage to pull along
side, as they do there is the SOUND OF GUNFIRE and
SHATTERING GLASS as the passenger pulls out his WEAPON and
OPENS FIRE. Gary backs off and follows from a distance.

Leroy pulls out his WEAPON and OPENS FIRE, SHATTERING HIS
REAR WINDOW. One bullet grazes Joe's head, causing him to
lose control and run off the road. There is the SOUND OF
CRUSHING METAL as their car rolls over and over. Leroy and
Gary quickly pull behind, running over to the car. Gary
pulls the unconscious passenger out as Leroy pulls Joe out
and puts on handcuffs.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Where is Coolaid?!!!
                                                            
                       JOE BERRY
At the supermarket.
                                                            
Leroy pulls out his weapon and points it at Joe Berry.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Where is he?
                                                            
                       JOE BERRY
You ain't gonna shoot nobody.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Your right.
                                                            
Leroy puts his weapon back in his holster, and puts his
thumb on Joe Berry's head wound, applying pressure. Joe
Berry SCREAMS in PAIN..
                                                            

55.

                       JOE BERRY
Ok,ok, he lives in Pacific
Heights.
                                                            
                       LEROY
What's his real name?
                                                            
                       JOE BERRY
Tyrone... Tyrone Booker.
                                                            
                       LEROY
That name sounds familiar.
                                                            
                       GARY
Any relation to Jamaal Booker?
                                                            
                       JOE BERRY
Jamaal was his brother.
                                                            
                       GARY
Jamaal was executed last week,
yo... Nick was the arresting
officer.
                                                            
There is the SOUND OF SIRENS as police and EMT's arrive on
scene. EMT's put Joe Berry and passenger in ambulance and
drive off.
                                                            
 
EXT. LEROY AND GARY IN CAR, LEAVING CRASH SCENE - DAY
                                                            
                       GARY
He doesn't strike me as someone
who would be Coolaid's righthand
man.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Probably more like his lackey. He
sends him out to test the waters
and if everything looks ok, then
Coolaid steps in to make the deal.
                                                            
Gary makes call to headquarters on cell phone, talks to Sgt.
Scalone.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE (V.O.)
Sgt. Scalone.
                                                            
                       GARY
Hello, this is Gary, I have some
information for you on the Sandy
Adams case.
                                                            

56.

                       SGT. SCALONE (V.O.)
I'm not on the case any more, the
F.B.I. has taken over.
                                                            
                       GARY
Why does the F.B.I. want to get
involved with a small time drug
dealer.
                                                            
                       LEROY
F.B.I.?!!!
                                                            
                       GARY
Yeah, they've taken over the case.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE (V.O.)
Who was that?
                                                            
                       GARY
Leroy.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE (V.O.)
The same Leroy that sent me to the
Badlands.
                                                            
                       GARY
Yeaaah... did you have any luck
there?
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE (V.O.)
What do you think!!! If he were
here, I'd punch him in the nose.
                                                            
                       GARY
That would probably not be a good
idea.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE (V.O.)
Was there something you wanted
Williams? I know you must want
something.
                                                            
                       GARY
Well... now that you mention it, I
need the address of Tyrone Booker
in Pacific Heights.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE (V.O.)
Aren't you supposed to be on
medical leave?
                                                            
                       GARY
I got bored.
                                                            

57.

                       SGT. SCALONE (V.O.)
Alright Williams, hold on, just
remember you didn't get this from
me.
                                                            
                       LEROY
What did he say?
                                                            
                       GARY
He's getting the address.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Great.
                                                            
After a few minutes Sgt. Scalone comes back on the phone.
                                                            
                       SGT. SCALONE (V.O.)
Ok, it's 2538 Dogwood Lane. Don't
get caught nosing around down
there, the F.B.I said for us to
stay clear.
                                                            
                       GARY
Ok, Thanks.
                                                            
Gary hangs up the phone.
                                                            
                       LEROY
What's the address?
                                                            
                       GARY
2538 Dogwood Lane.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Let's go.
                                                            
There is the SOUND OF ENGINE ROARING and TIRES SQUEALING as
Gary spins around and heads toward Dogwood Lane.
                                                            
 
EXT. TYRONE BOOKER (COOLAID'S) HOUSE - DAY
                                                            
Leroy and Gary pull up to coolaid's house. The CAMERA SHOWS
the NUMBER ON the GATE, SHOWING the HEAVY IRON BARS and
SECURITY CAMERA's.
                                                            
                       GARY
This is no small time drug dealer.
                                                            

58.

                       LEROY
      (pointing to
       security camera)
They know we're here, don't stop,
pull down the street a little.
                                                            
Gary pulls down the street. They sit and watch.
                                                            
                       GARY
I don't see any sign of the F.B.I.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Maybe they got someone on the
inside.
                                                            
                       GARY
They must have.
                                                            
A couple of hours go by, there is nothing going on.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I guess we might as well go,
there's nothing going on.
                                                            
                       GARY
      (looking thru
       binoculars)
Hold on, there's a car pulling up.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Who is it?
                                                            
                       GARY
Not sure, the driver looks
familiar, there are three girls in
mini skirts.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Let me see.
                                                            
                       GARY
That's ok, I got it.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Let me see dummy, I might
recognize the guy.
                                                            
                       GARY
      (hands leroy the
       binoculars)
Here!!!
                                                            

59.

                       LEROY
I've seen him before... where...
where have I seen you... the
Double L, he works at the Double
L.
                                                            
                       GARY
Let me see.
                                                            
Leroy hands the binoculars back to Gary.
                                                            
                       GARY
You're right, that's where I've
seen him.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I'd bet the girls are prostitutes.
                                                            
                       GARY
That would be my bet, you got some
money I can borrow?
                                                            
                       LEROY
      (shaking his head)
Let's get outta here dummy.
                                                            
                       GARY
Man, you've changed, stop calling
me dummy, asshole.
                                                            
There is the sound of an ENGINE STARTING as gary starts up
and pulls away.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Man!!!, you white people are so
sensitive.
                                                            
                       GARY
Yeah, right it's you black people
that are always compla...
                                                            
                       LEROY
Dummy.
                                                            
                       GARY
So why are we leaving?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I,ve got a plan.
                                                            
                       GARY
Why do I have a bad felling about
this?
                                                            

60.

                       LEROY
Trust me.
                                                            
                       GARY
The last time I did that, I ended
up with a concussion.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yeaaah... I'm sorry about that.
                                                            
                       GARY
I shouldn't have said that...
sorry man, you know I got your
back.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yeah... I know, you always have.
                                                            
                       GARY
So where to?
                                                            
                       LEROY
The Doulble L.
                                                            
                       GARY
Ok, when we get there, you need to
sound more black. You sound like a
white guy in a black body.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Alright cracker, lets go.
                                                            
The ENGINE ROARS as Gary accelerates, enroute to the Doulble
L.
                                                            
 
INT. LEROY AND GARY AT THE DOULBLE L - NIGHT
                                                            
Leroy and Gary walk up to the bar.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
What can I get you?
                                                            
                       LEROY
He'll have a bud, nothing for me
right now.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
You don't drink you don't stay.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Chill out nigga, hit me up with a
colt 45.
                                                            

61.

                       BARTENDER LL
I ain't your nigga. Call me that
again and your gonna bite the
floor.
                                                            
                       LEROY
      (grabbing his
       crotch)
Bite this.
                                                            
Bartender shakes his head and walks away.
                                                            
                       LEROY
How's that?
                                                            
                       GARY
Maybe you should just forget about
trying to talk like a black man.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Have a seat at the bar, I'm going
to talk to the stripper.
                                                            
                       GARY
You want me to talk to her?
                                                            
                       LEROY
That's ok, I got it.
                                                            
Leroy walks over to stripper.
                                                            
                       LEROY
How about a private dance?
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
Ok follow me.
                                                            
Stripper leads leroy to private table.
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
That'll be twenty bucks baby.
                                                            
Leroy hands her twenty bucks.
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
Have a seat.
                                                            
Leroy sits down.
                                                            
Stripper proceeds to give Leroy a lap dance.
                                                            

62.

                       STRIPPER LL
I haven't seen you in here before.
You new in town?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I've been around, you may not
recognize me. I changed my look a
little bit.
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
I like the new look.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I'm not sure if I'm going to keep
it.
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
Why not?
                                                            
                       LEROY
A little to much change.
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
What did you look like before?
                                                            
                       LEROY
You wouldn't believe me if I told
you.
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
Why, you didn't have a sex change
or anything did you?
                                                            
                       LEROY
      (laughing)
No, no sex change. Do you girls
ever do private parties?
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
If the money's right. You got a
party you want us to come to?
                                                            
                       LEROY
No I was wandering if you girls
were going to Coolaid's place.
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
I can't talk about that.
                                                            
Leroy hands her another twenty dollar bill.
                                                            

63.

                       STRIPPER LL
Ok, but you didn't hear this from
me. We have three girls over there
now.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Does he ask for anybody in
particular?
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
No, we just know what kinda girls
he likes.
                                                            
                       LEROY
What kind is that?
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
He likesem small and petit.
                                                            
                       LEROY
How often do you send them?
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
We send him three girls every
saturday, but we're only sending
two next week.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Why's that?
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
One of the girls that we send is
quiting. She's getting married.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Good for her, she must be excited.
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
Oh yeah, she has a big wedding
planned over at the Holiday Inn.
                                                            
                       LEROY
The Holiaday Inn?
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
Oh yeah, It's always been a dream
of hers to get married at the
Holiday Inn.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Whatever makes her happy I guess.
They looking for someone to take
her place?
                                                            

64.

                       STRIPPER LL
Yeah, but they haven't found
anybody yet.
                                                            
Leroy can't help but be a little sarcastic.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yeah, that's probably why they're
still looking. I think I might
know somebody.
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
Great, bring her by. You want
another dance?
                                                            
                       LEROY
No, I gotta go.
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
Ok baby, will I see you again?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I'll be back.
                                                            
                       STRIPPER LL
Great, see you later.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Bye.
                                                            
FOLLOWING SATURDAY
                                                            
 
EXT. LEROY AND GARY BACK AT THE BODY SHOP - DAY
                                                            
Leroy and Gary pull into body shop parking lot.
                                                            
                       LEROY
You coming in?
                                                            
                       GARY
No, I'll just wait out here.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Ok, I won't be long.
                                                            
Leroy gets out of car and walks into body shop.
                                                            
 
INT. LEROY AND GARY BACK AT THE BODY SHOP - DAY
                                                            
As Leroy walks in he is again greeted by the lab tech.
                                                            

65.

                       LAB TECH.
Good morning Nick, come on back
and we'll check you out.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Dr. Templeton not back yet?
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Not yet.
                                                            
Lab tech. and assistant give Leroy a checkup.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Everything looks ok, how do you
feel?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I feel good.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
Great, come on back. You said you
wanted to try a new body?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yes.
                                                            
                       LAB TECH.
That's great, we need to do more
research on this type of
transfers, we've only done one.
                                                            
                                         CUT TO
                                                            
 
EXT. GARY WAITING OUTSIDE BODY SHOP - DAY
                                                            
Gary is sitting in his car, half asleep, waiting for leroy.
SMALL PETITE BLOND walks up to car.
                                                            
                       IRENE (SMALL PETITE BLOND)
Hi baby, looking for a date?
                                                            
Gary shows badge, and gets out of the car.
                                                            
                       GARY
Turn around and put your hands
behind your back.
                                                            
Gary pulls out his handcuffs.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Oh, you like it kinky?
                                                            

66.

                       GARY
Are you high?
                                                            
                       IRENE
No dummy, it's me, nick.
                                                            
                       GARY
You're kidding right?
                                                            
Irene shows drivers license..
                                                            
                       IRENE
Fraid not.
                                                            
                       GARY
Why'd you get a female body?
                                                            
                       IRENE
To get inside Coolaid's house.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Please tell me you're not going to
do what I think you are.
                                                            
                       IRENE
You got a better plan?
                                                            
                       GARY
It's too dangerous.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'll be ok.
                                                            
                       GARY
I don't guess I can talk you out
of it.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Nope.
                                                            
                       GARY
And you call me a dummy. What's
that smell?
                                                            
                       IRENE
I don't know, must be some new
chemical they're using. Let's
swing by my place so I can take a
shower... on second thought, let's
stop off at the mall.
                                                            
                       GARY
What do you need at the mall?
                                                            

67.

                       IRENE
I need to buy some glasses, I can
barley see.
                                                            
                       GARY
Right now, I wish I couldn't see.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I also need to buy some slutty
clothes.
                                                            
                       GARY
Great, I'm going to be driving
around with a slut.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'm sure it won't be the first
time.
                                                            
                       GARY
When have you ever seen me with a
slut?
                                                            
                       IRENE
How about that girl you picked up
from the Double L?
                                                            
                       GARY
I forgot about her.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Dummy.
                                                            
                       GARY
Don't call me dummy, bitch.
                                                            
                       LEROY
I never new you were such a
misogynist.
                                                            
                       GARY
What?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Dummy.
                                                            
 
INT. IRENE AND GARY AT THE MALL - DAY
                                                            
Irene and Gary walk into JC Penny's and go to women's
clothing section. As Irene walks by, women turn there heads
and crinkle their noses, then cover their noses with their

68.

hands and turn their heads away, making comments to one
another.
                                                            
Irene holds up a few mini skirts up to her body.
                                                            
                       IRENE
How about these?
                                                            
                       GARY
They look pretty slutty to me.
                                                            
Irene walks over to the blouse section, picks out a couple
of low cut blouses and belly shirts.
                                                            
                       IRENE
How about these?
                                                            
                       GARY
Yeah, yeah, they look good, let's
get out of here.
                                                            
Irene and Gary go to check out. Cashier notices
smell.(cashier has very yellow teeth).
                                                            
                       CASHIER JCP
You know we have perfume on sale
over at aisle eight.
                                                            
                       IRENE
They got tooth paste on sale?
                                                            
                       CASHIER JCP
Tooth paste?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Never mind, this will be all.
                                                            
Cashier gives her a dirty look as she walks off.
                                                            
                       GARY
You really know how to make
friends, don't you.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I guess I could use a shower.
                                                            
                       GARY
You think.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Damn, I forgot to buy glasses.
                                                            

69.

                       GARY
I don't know what good reading
glasses would do anyway.
                                                            
                       IRENE
My father uses weak reading
glasses for distance. He says they
help a lot.
                                                            
                       GARY
You wanna go back?
                                                            
                       IRENE
No, that's ok, let's go.
                                                            
 
EXT. IRENE AND GARY IN CAR ENROUTE TO NICKS HOUSE - DAY
                                                            
                       GARY
We going to your house now?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Yeah.
                                                            
                       GARY
Thank god.
                                                            
Gary's cell phone rings. It's PAT WILSON, Gary's wife.
                                                            
                       GARY
Hello.
                                                            
                       PAT (V.O.)
It's me.
                                                            
                       GARY
Oh, hi honey, what's up?
                                                            
                       PAT (V.O.)
      (crying)
You need to come home.
                                                            
                       GARY
What's wrong!!!
                                                            
                       PAT (V.O.)
There's been a fire.
                                                            
                       GARY
Oh my god!!!, are you ok?
                                                            

70.

                       PAT (V.O.)
Yeah, I'm ok, but the house is a
total loss.
                                                            
                       GARY
I'll be there in about ten
minutes.
                                                            
                       PAT (V.O.)
Ok.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Is she ok?
                                                            
                       GARY
Yeah, just a little shaking up.
There's been a fire.
                                                            
The ENGINE ROARS and TIRES SQUEAL as Gary speeds off to his
house. Irene takes light out of glove box and places it on
roof.
                                                            
 
EXT. FIRE AT GARY'S HOUSE - DAY
                                                            
As Gary arrives at his house there are fire trucks and
police cars everywhere. The fire is smoldering. Pat comes
running up to his car. Gary jumps out of the car and
comforts her.
                                                            
                       GARY
What happend?
                                                            
                       PAT
      (sobbing)
I don't know, I came back from the
store and the house was in flames.
I must have left something on...
I'm sorry... I thought I turned
everything off.
                                                            
                       GARY
The important thing is that you're
ok. This is why we have insurance.
                                                            
                       PAT
I don't know how I could of been
so careless.
                                                            
                       GARY
It's not like you. You're normally
so carefull.
                                                            

71.

Gary's CELL PHONE RINGS.
                                                            
                       GARY
Hello.
                                                            
                       COOLAID (V.O.)
Yeah, this is Coolaid, just
thought I'd let you know, you're
getting warm.
                                                            
                       GARY
You son of a bitch!!!
                                                            
Coolaid HANGS UP CELL PHONE.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Who was that?
                                                            
                       GARY
Coolaid, he's the one that set the
fire.
                                                            
                       PAT
You mean it wasn't my fault?
                                                            
                       GARY
No honey, it wasn't you.
                                                            
                       PAT
Well, at least that's something.
                                                            
                       GARY
Is it ok if we spend the night at
your house Nick?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Sure, no problem.
                                                            
Pat looks around, confused.
                                                            
                       PAT
Where's Nick?
                                                            
                       GARY
It's a long and complicated story.
                                                            
                       PAT
Please don't tell me you're Nicks
new girlfriend, jesus, Sandys in
the hospital in a coma.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'm Nick.
                                                            

72.

                       PAT
You're Nick?
                                                            
                       GARY
I told you it was long and
complicated.
                                                            
                       PAT
I think the smoke has gotten to
you both.
                                                            
                       GARY
Did you manage to save anything
from the house, any clothes that
you can take over to Nicks?
                                                            
                       PAT
No, but I do have a few things
that I bought at the mall.
                                                            
                       GARY
Why don't you grab them and put
them in my car, we'll come back
for yours later. You're in no
shape to drive right now.
                                                            
                       PAT
Ok.
                                                            
FIREMAN and POLICE OFFICER walk over to Gary.
                                                            
                       FIREMAN
Are you the owner?
                                                            
                       GARY
Yes.
                                                            
                       FIREMAN
This looks like arson. We're
waiting for our investigator to
arrive.
                                                            
                       POLICE OFFICER
Do you know anyone that might have
done this?
                                                            
                       GARY
Yes, it was Tyrone Booker.
                                                            
                       POLICE OFFICER
Do you know why he did it?
                                                            
Gary shows badge.
                                                            

73.

                       GARY
Vice squad, guess we were getting
a little to close.
                                                            
                       POLICE OFFICER
How do you know it was Tyrone
Booker?
                                                            
                       GARY
He called me and told me.
                                                            
                       POLICE OFFICER
Why would he do that?
                                                            
                       GARY
He thinks he's untouchable.
                                                            
                       POLICE OFFICER
We'll see about that. Do you know
where you're going to be staying?
                                                            
                       GARY
We're going to be staying with
Nick Adams for a couple of days.
                                                            
Police officer pulls out card.
                                                            
                       POLICE OFFICER
Give me a call if you need
anything.
                                                            
Gary walks off, gets in car and drives away.
                                                            
 
EXT. IRENE GARY AND PAT ARRIVE AT NICK'S HOUSE - DAY
                                                            
Gary pulls into Nicks driveway. They grab Pat's bags and
walk into house.
                                                            
 
INT. IRENE GARY AND PAT IN NICKS HOUSE - DAY
                                                            
                       PAT
Where's Nick?
                                                            
                       IRENE
I told you I AM nick!!!
                                                            
Pat sits down on the couch.
                                                            
                       PAT
Look!!! I've had a really BAD day,
I'm not in the mood for jokes!!!
                                                            

74.

                       IRENE
Ever hear of the Body Shop?
                                                            
                       PAT
Are you kidding me, you mean that
shit's for real?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Very real.
                                                            
                       PAT
So why did you get a female body,
you going gay?
                                                            
                       IRENE
No, I needed it for an undercover
operation.
                                                            
                       PAT
I think I'm just going to take a
nap, maybe when I wake up, things
will be back to normal.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'm going to go take a shower.
                                                            
                       PAT
Good idea, you stink!!!
                                                            
Irene leaves room as Gary walks back into the room.
                                                            
                       PAT
Where'd you go?
                                                            
                       GARY
I put the things you bought in the
back bedroom.
                                                            
                       PAT
Is she really Nick?
                                                            
                       GARY
Yes she is, you should have seen
the first body he had.
                                                            
                       PAT
This is just too weird.
                                                            
                       GARY
It's a little hard to get used to.
                                                            
There is the SOUND OF WATER RUNNING as Irene gets in the
SHOWER.
                                                            

75.

                       PAT
Why does she stink?
                                                            
                       GARY
Some kind of new chemical they're
using.
                                                            
                       PAT
I can't believe our house is gone.
                                                            
                       GARY
Try not to worry about it. We'll
get the insurance money and
rebuild.
                                                            
                       PAT
It's not so much the house as it
is all of our personal belongings.
                                                            
                       GARY
Try and get some rest honey, you
look really tired.
                                                            
                       PAT
I'm to upset to sleep.
                                                            
Gary goes out to the kitchen and fixes Pat a drink.
                                                            
Pat lies back on couch, talking to herself.
                                                            
                       PAT
Oh my god, my pictures, all of my
pictures of my mother are gone.
                                                            
Gary comes back with drink.
                                                            
                       GARY
Here, drink this, you'll feel
better.
                                                            
Pat takes the drink and takes a sip.
                                                            
                       PAT
I just realized, all of my
pictures of my mother are gone.
                                                            
                       GARY
I think I have some on my computer
at work.
                                                            

76.

                       PAT
Oh thank god. If we ever have
kids, I want them to know what she
looked like.
                                                            
                       GARY
Your mother was a really good
woman. I miss her.
                                                            
                       PAT
I just wish we could have caught
it earlier, maybe we could have
saved her.
                                                            
                       GARY
Melanoma's a very aggressive
cancer, by the time you find it,
it's usually too late.
                                                            
Irene walks in, looking like a transvestite, with heavy
eyeshadow, lipstick on crooked and hair all over her face.
                                                            
Gary and Pat break out into laughter.
                                                            
                       PAT
      (laughing)
Ok, now I believe you're Nick.
                                                            
                       GARY
You look like a transvestite.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Well I'm sorry, but I'm not used
to putting on women's makeup.
                                                            
Pat gets up and walks towards bathroom.
                                                            
                       PAT
Come with me honey, I'll see what
I can do.
                                                            
BATHROOM SCENE
                                                            
Irene walks into bathroom with Pat. Pat removes eye shadow
and lipstick and starts over. She then fixes her hair.
                                                            
                       PAT
Ok take a look, how's that?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Looks good, but I need to look
slutty.
                                                            

77.

                       PAT
Ok, no problem, I can do slutty.
How do you think I got gary?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Are you telling me he used to like
the slutty look?
                                                            
                       PAT
Oh yeah, that's the only kinda
girls he would date.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Really.
                                                            
                       PAT
Yeah, but don't tell him I told
you, he wants everybody to think
he's all sophisticated.
                                                            
Pat works on her for a while. Irene is looking very slutty.
                                                            
                       PAT
Ok how's that?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Perfect.
                                                            
BACK IN LIVING ROOM
                                                            
Irene and Pat walk back into living room.
                                                            
                       PAT
How's she look?
                                                            
                       GARY
Pretty slutty.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Great.
                                                            
                       GARY
I hope you know what you're doing.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Me too.
                                                            
                       GARY
You want me to go with you?
                                                            
                       IRENE
No, you'll blow my cover, besides
you need to stay here with Pat.
                                                            

78.

                       GARY
You carrying your weapon?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Both of them, you know I always
have backup.
                                                            
                       GARY
Ok, but if things don't feel right
get the hell out.
                                                            
                       IRENE
No problem there.
                                                            
Irene walks out and drives away in the VW Bug.
                                                            
 
EXT. IRENE IN THE VW BUG ENROUTE TO DOUBLE L - NIGHT
                                                            
Irene is driving down the road, swerving from side to side,
having a hard time staying on the road, when she spots a
McDoanalds ahead.
                                                            
                       IRENE
      (talking to
       herself)
I could really go for a big mack
right about now, think I'll pull
in and get me one.
                                                            
Irene pulls into McDonalds parking lot, walks in.
                                                            
 
INT. INSIDE MCDONALDS - NIGHT
                                                            
Irene decides to use restroom while she is there, she
forgets she is in female body and walks into men's room. She
walks up to urinal and starts to reach for her zipper when
she realizes her mistake. Two men in the men's room are
giving her strange looks.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Sorry, wrong bathroom.
                                                            
Irene comes out of men's room and goes into woman's room.
There is a woman with her blouse off washing it in the sink.
Irene tries not to look.
                                                            
                       WOMAN IN BATHROOM
I spilt ketchup on my blouse.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Good luck, it's hard to get out.
                                                            

79.

Irene walks into stall.
                                                            
                                         CUT TO
                                                            
Irene walks up to counter.
                                                            
                       MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE
Can I help you?
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'll have a number one meal to go.
                                                            
Irene pays for her meal and walks out.
                                                            
 
EXT. IRENE BACK IN CAR - NIGHT
                                                            
                       IRENE
      (talking to
       herself)
I can't believe I did that, I've
got to be more carefull.
                                                            
Irene is eating her number one meal and trying to find
something on the radio. When she HEARS the SONG GOODNIGHT
IRENE.
                                                            
                       IRENE
      (talking to
       herself)
Man, you gotta be kidding, this is
really wierd.
                                                            
As the song is ending, she is pulling into the parking lot
at the Doulble L.
                                                            
 
INT. IRENE AT THE DOUBLE L - NIGHT
                                                            
Irene walks into the Double L. goes to the bar. Talks to
bartender.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
What can I get for you?
                                                            
                       IRENE
I hear you need another girl to go
to Coolaids.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
You interested?
                                                            

80.

                       IRENE
If the money's right.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
What's your name?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Irene.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
Wait here.
                                                            
Bartender leaves and goes to office in back, comes back a
moment later.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
The manager will be out in a
minute.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Ok.
                                                            
A few minutes later the manager walks up to Irene.
                                                            
                       MANAGER LL
You irene?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Yes.
                                                            
                       MANAGER LL
Come with me.
                                                            
Irene follows the manager back to his office.
                                                            
IN OFFICE
                                                            
Manager closes door.
                                                            
                       MANAGER LL
Turn around, lets see your ass.
                                                            
Irene turns around.
                                                            
Manager lifts her mini skirt, looks for a moment then gently
rubs her buttocks with his other hand.
                                                            
Irene remains silent.
                                                            
Manager removes his hand and lets go of her mini skirt.
                                                            
                       MANAGER LL
Turn around.
                                                            

81.

Irene turns back around.
                                                            
                       MANAGER LL
Sorry about that, I just wanted to
make sure you ain't no cop.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Smart, I'll have to remember that.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
You're exactly Coolaid's type.
He'll probably want you for
hiself.
                                                            
                       IRENE
That's cool.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
There'll be a car leaving in about
an hour, why don't you wait at the
bar. Drinks are on the house.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Ok, thanks.
                                                            
Irene leaves office and goes back to bar.
                                                            
BACK AT THE BAR.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
Can I get you something.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Yeah.. let me have a mgd, he said
they're on the house.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
You want a glass?
                                                            
                       IRENE
How about a frosted mug?
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
No problem.
                                                            
Bartender brings drink and frosted mug.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
Here you go, what did you say your
name was?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Ni... Ler... I mean Irene.
                                                            

82.

                       WOMAN AT THE BAR
Dumb bitch.
                                                            
                       IRENE
What did you say?
                                                            
                       WOMAN AT THE BAR
How can you be so dumb that you
don't even know your name?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Don't worry about it bitch!
                                                            
                       WOMAN AT THE BAR
Bite me!
                                                            
                       IRENE
      (grabbing crotch)
Bite th... damn!
                                                            
Woman gets up and walks away, shaking her head.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
Damn girl, how much have you had
to drink?
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'm just tired, it's been a long
day.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
I now what you mean, it's been a
long day for me to. I'll be glad
when it's time to go home. You
going to Coolaid's?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Yeah, when will they be leaving?
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
Shouldn't be long now. Watch
youself over there.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Why do you say that?
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
He's a dangerous man. Don't make
him mad.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'll be ok.
                                                            

83.

                       BARTENDER LL
If things don't feel right get out
and go to the car. He'll be
waiting outside.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Ok, thanks for the advice.
                                                            
ABOUT 45 MINUTES LATER
                                                            
The DRIVER walks up to Irene.
                                                            
                       DRIVER LL
Are you Irene?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Yes.
                                                            
                       DRIVER LL
Let's go.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Ok.
                                                            
Turns to bartender.
                                                            
                       IRENE
See you later. It was nice talking
to you.
                                                            
                       BARTENDER LL
Ok, hope to see you again
sometime.
                                                            
Irene walks out with driver.
                                                            
 
EXT. IRENE IN CAR ENROUTE TO COOLAIDS - NIGHT
                                                            
Irene gets in car, the other two girls (PROSTITUTES 1 AND 2)
are in car, waiting.
                                                            
                       PROSTITUT # 1
Wow, your hot, I guess we know who
Coolaid's gonna want.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I hope he's a good tipper.
                                                            
                       PROSTITUTE # 2
Oh yeah, he'll treat you good...
long as you don't make him mad.
                                                            

84.

                       IRENE
You ever make him mad?
                                                            
                       PROSTITUTE # 2
Once.
                                                            
                       IRENE
What did he do?
                                                            
                       PROSTITUTE # 2
He slapped me and grabbed me by
the throat.
                                                            
                       PROSTITUT # 1
He hit me once and knocked me on
my ass.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Why do you keep coming back?
                                                            
                       PROSTITUT # 1
The money's too good to pass up
on.
                                                            
                       PROSTITUTE # 2
If he starts getting angry, just
get the hell out.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I do tend to make people mad.
                                                            
Just as Irene says this they notice that the traffic ahead
is coming to a full stop.
                                                            
                       IRENE
      (speakint to
       driver)
Whats going on?
                                                            
                       DRIVER LL
Must be an accident ahead.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Can we get around it?
                                                            
                       DRIVER LL
Too late, we just passed the exit.
                                                            
Close to one hour latter the traffic starts to move. Fifteen
minutes later they pass the scene of the accident. It is an
overturned 18 wheeler with a big picture of Jesus on the
side.
                                                            

85.

                       PROSTITUT # 1
Wow, that cab looks pretty messed
up. Good thing Jesus was riding
with him.
                                                            
 
EXT. IRENE AND PROSTITUTES ARRIVE AT COOLAIDS - NIGHT
                                                            
Irene's car pulls up to Coolaids estate. Driver pulls up to
gate and pushes button.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2 (V.O.)
Who is it?
                                                            
                       DRIVER LL
We're from the Doulble L.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2 (V.O.)
Where have you been? You were
supposed to be here over an hour
ago.
                                                            
                       DRIVER LL
The highway was shut down for
about an hour due to an overturned
truck. We couldn't get around it.
                                                            
Security camera scans car.
                                                            
Security gates swing open.
                                                            
Driver pulls up in front of the house, gets out of car and
opens the door for the girls and escorts them to the front
door.

BODYGUARD #2 opens the door and lets them in.

He gives them a cursory pat down. As he pats down Irene, his
hand hits the tape recorder she has hidden in her waistband.

Irene looks startled, but to her surprise, he doesn't say
anything.

He completely misses the handgun she has hidden in back and
doesn't look in her handbag.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
Have a seat and Coolaid will be
out in a minute. Can I get you a
drink?
                                                            

86.

                       PROSTITUT # 1
A glass of champagne would be
nice.
                                                            
                       PROSTITUTE # 2
I'll have the same.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
      (looking at irene)
What about you?
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'd like an mgd if you have it.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
Mgd?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Miller Genuine Draft.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
Oh, ok, I think we have some
Miller. You want a glass?
                                                            
                       IRENE
I don't suppose you have any
frosted mugs?
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
I think I can find you a mug. Sit
tight and I'll be right back.
                                                            
Bodyguard #2 leaves the room.
                                                            
                       PROSTITUTE # 2
      (looking at irene)
Damn girl you think you're at a
bar?
                                                            
                       IRENE
What can I say, I like frosted
mugs.
                                                            
                       PROSTITUT # 1
You could have had champagne and
you chose beer?
                                                            
                       IRENE
I like beer.
                                                            
                       PROSTITUTE # 2
You sure your not a guy. I think
we need to take a look.
                                                            

87.

Girls start to laugh.
                                                            
                       PROSTITUT # 1
Boy you talk about making Coolaid
mad, I think that would probably
do it.
                                                            
Bodyguard #2 comes back in the room with the drinks.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
Sounds like you girls are having a
good time.
                                                            
                       PROSTITUTE # 2
I see you found a frosted mug.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
      (laughing)
We actually have a very well
equipped bar. We entertain a lot.
I can get you anything here that
you'll find at any bar and we'll
probably make it better.
                                                            
                       IRENE
See.
                                                            
Coolaid enters the room.
                                                            
FLASHBACK
                                                            
 
INT. NICKS HOME - NIGHT
                                                            
Coolaid shoots Nick twice in the stomach. Sandy screams and
runs toward him, but is shot in the head before she reaches
him.
                                                            
                       NICK
      (yelling/sobbing)
Sandy, Sandy, oh my god, please
no.
                                                            
END FLASHBACK
                                                            
                                         CUT TO
                                                            
 
INT. GARY AND PAT AT NICK'S - NIGHT
                                                            
Gary is coming back after a trip to the Subway to get pat a
seafood sub.
                                                            

88.

                       PAT
That you, honey?
                                                            
                       GARY
You expecting someone else?
                                                            
                       PAT
You know you're the only one for
me.
                                                            
                       GARY
Yeah, when I have your sub in my
hands.
                                                            
                       PAT
Did you get anything for yourself?
                                                            
                       GARY
Yeah, I got a steak and cheese.
                                                            
                       PAT
Lets eat, I'm starved.
                                                            
                       GARY
Did Nick call?
                                                            
                       PAT
You mean Irene?
                                                            
                       GARY
Yes.
                                                            
                       PAT
No, no one has called since you
talked to Dr. Templeton.
                                                            
                       GARY
He was supposed to call by nine
o'clock to let me know he was ok.
                                                            
                       PAT
Maybe you should call headquaters.
                                                            
                       GARY
I've already talked to them. They
can't do anything until they get
the ok from the F.B.I.
                                                            
                       PAT
It may be too late by then.
                                                            
                       GARY
I'm going to have to go in.
                                                            

89.

                       PAT
You can't go in by yourself. You
need backup.
                                                            
                       GARY
I think I know where I can get it.
                                                            
Gary starts to walk out.
                                                            
                       PAT
Aren't you going to eat your
sandwich first?
                                                            
                       GARY
No time.
                                                            
                       PAT
Please don't go by yourself honey,
it's to dangerous.
                                                            
                       GARY
I'll be ok.
                                                            
Gary turns and gives pat a hug and kiss.
                                                            
He turns and starts to walk out.
                                                            
                       PAT
Please be careful!
                                                            
                       GARY
Don't worry, I've got a plan.
                                                            
Gary walks out the door.
                                                            
                                         CUT TO
                                                            
 
INT. COOLAID'S HOUSE - NIGHT
                                                            
                       COOLAID
I see we have a new girl. Stand
up, let's have a look at you.
                                                            
Irene stands up.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Turn around, let's have a look at
that ass.
                                                            
Irene turns around.
                                                            

90.

                       COOLAID
Damn, that's a fine looking ass. I
think you'll be with me.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Works for me.
                                                            
Coolaid puts on some soft music and turns down the lights.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
      (Looking at irene)
What's your name?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Irene.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Let's dance Irene.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Ok.
                                                            
Irene gets up and walks over to Coolaid.
                                                            
There is confusion on how to hold each other, they finally
figure it out and start to dance.
                                                            
Irene tries to lead.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
You know, this will work a lot
better if you let ME lead.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Sorry, I guess I've had to much to
drink.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Maybe we should just go in the
bedroom.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Ok, LEAD the way.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
You think you could FOLLOW me?
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'll try.
                                                            

91.

BATHROOM
                                                            
Irene follows Coolaid into bedroom and goes straight to the
bathroom. She turns on the tape recorder she has hidden in
her waistband.
                                                            
                       IRENE
      (Talking to
       herself)
What the hell have you gotten
yourself into.
                                                            
Irene walks out of bathroom.
                                                            
BEDROOM
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Why don't you take your clothes
off.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Why don't we have another drink
first.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
I've already had a lot to drink,
if I have any more I might not be
able to get it up.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'll take my chances, whatta ya
got in the fridge.
                                                            
Irene opens fridge
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Hand me that bottle of Grey Goose.
                                                            
Irene hands Coolaid the bottle of Grey Goose and gets a beer
for herself.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I don't know why I'm so turned on
by you bad guys.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Well baby I'm definetly a bad guy.
                                                            
                       IRENE
How bad are you?
                                                            

92.

                       COOLAID
I've done some really bad things
in my life baby.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Like what?
                                                            
Coolaid takes another big gulp of Grey Goose. He is feeling
the effects, slurring speech and swaying.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Ssome really bad tthings.
                                                            
                       IRENE
You don't seem like someone who
could have done anything real bad.
                                                            
Coolaid takes another slug of Grey Goose.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Is sshooting a biitch in the head
bad enough for you?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Wow, she must have really pissed
you off.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
No, I jjust didn't llike her
hussband.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Wow, you are bad, who was her
husband?
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Juust ssome narco pig.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Oh,ok,I think I remember hearing
about that. What was her name?
Wasn't it Adams?
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Sandy Adams, I hope the bitch
dies.
                                                            
Irene almost loses her temper, then gains control.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Wow, I hope I don't piss you off.
                                                            

93.

                       COOLAID
Enough talk, take your clothes
off.
                                                            
Irene jumps back and pulls out her gun.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Not going to happen asshole.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Whoa, take it easy bitch. What the
hell do you want?
                                                            
                       IRENE
I want you to die!!!
                                                            
Irene points gun at Coolaids head.
                                                            
She starts to pull the trigger.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Who the hell are you?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Just some narco pig.
                                                            
Irene fires a round, missing Coolaid's head by inches.

Bodyguards 1 and 2 rush in with weapons drawn.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #1
Drop it bitch!!!
                                                            
Irene freezes for a second, not sure what to do.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #1
Drop it or die bitch!!!
                                                            
Irene drops gun.

Coolaid gets up and hits Irene in the chin, knocking her
down.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Who are you?
                                                            
                       IRENE
You wouldn't believe me if I told
you.
                                                            
Coolaid kicks her in the side.
                                                            

94.

                       COOLAID
Who are you!!!
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'm a good friend of Sandy Adams.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Well maybe I should do the same
thing to you, I did to Sandy
Adams.
                                                            
Coolaid points gun at Irene's head.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
On second thought, maybe we should
have some fun first.
                                                            
Coolaid jumps on top of her, rips open her blouse and
fondles her breast.

Coolaid tries to kiss her, she turns her head, Coolaid grabs
her hair and pulls, forcing her to kiss him.

He moves his hand down from her breast towards her crotch,
as his hand reaches her waist, he feels a bulge.

He rips the bottom buttons off her blouse and discovers the
tape recorder hidden in her waist band.

He rips it out and hands it to bodyguard #2.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Destroy this.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
No problem.
                                                            
Bodyguard#2 leaves the room.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Nice try bitch. To bad no one will
get to hear it.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Don't do anything stupid, the
police know I'm here.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
      (looking at
       bodyguard guard#1)
Hold her.
                                                            
Bodyguard #1 holds her arms.
                                                            

95.

Coolaid pulls out knife, puts it to her throat, lightly rubs
it across her neck. A small amount of blood trickles down
her throat. Tears run down her face as she trembles with
fear.

Coolaid lowers the knife to her breast, slips it under her
bra and cuts it off.

He fondles her breast as her bra hits the floor.
He moves his hand down to her crotch as he grabs her hair
with the other hand, forcing her to kiss him, as he
unbuttons her slacks and pulls them off. Her handgun that
she had hidden falls to the floor. Coolaid doesn't notice.
                                                            
                       IRENE
You don't want to do this!!!
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Why's that bitch?
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'm not a girl, I'm a guy!!!
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Well, let's see about that.
                                                            
Coolaid pulls off her panties.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Don't look like no guy to me.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
      (to bodyguard#1)
Help me get her on the bed.
                                                            
Coolaid and bodyguard #1 pick her up and put her on the bed
as she kicks and SCREAMS.

They tie her arms and legs to the bed.

Coolaid motion's for bodyguard #1 to leave the room.
Bodyguard #1 leaves the room and closes the door.

Coolaid takes off his clothes and climbs on top of her. He
kisses her mouth and then down to her breast. He moves back
up, climbing on top of her.

The door suddenly flies open and bodyguard #2 comes barging
in with weapon drawn.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
Get off her!!!
                                                            

96.

                       COOLAID
What the hell are you doing!!!
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
      (showing badge)
F.B.I., Get up!!!
                                                            
Coolaid gets up and puts hands in the air.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Alright, take it easy.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
Put your clothes on.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Ok, ok, I'm not really in the mood
no more anyway.
                                                            
Coolaid starts putting clothes on.
                                                            
Bodyguard #2 unties Irene.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
      (looking at irene)
You ok Nick?
                                                            
Irene looks surprised.
                                                            
                       IRENE
How did you know?
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
We've been watching you.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Nick! what are you talking about?
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
That's right Coolaid, you were
about to have sex with Nick Adams.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Don't look like no Nick Adams to
me.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
Ever hear off the Body Shop
asshole.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Oh my god, I kissed Nick Adams.
                                                            

97.

                       BODYGUARD #2
I hope you liked it. That's the
only kind of action you're going
to get where you're going.
                                                            
Coolaid sneaks gun out of his clothes, swings it around and
points it towards bodyguard #2. He notices just in time and
FIRES HIS WEAPON hitting Coolaid in the hand, causing him to
drop his weapon.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
Turn around and put your hands on
the wall!
                                                            
Bodyguard #1 comes in unnoticed, puts gun to bodyguard #2's
head.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #1
Drop it!!!
                                                            
Bodyguard #2 drops his weapon.
                                                            
Coolaid takes hand off the wall, turns around and faces
bodyguard #2.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Hand it over.
                                                            
Bodyguard #2 takes tape recorder out of pocket and hands it
to Coolaid.
                                                            
Coolaid throws the tape recorder at bodyguard #2's feet,
picks up his weapon, points it at bodyguard #2's head, then
lowers it to the floor and SHOOTS the tape recorder.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
I don't think it's going to be
submittable.
                                                            
Coolaid points gun back at bodyguard #2's head.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
You don't want to do this.
                                                            
Coolaid FIRES his WEAPON. Bodyguard #2 drops to the floor.
                                                            
                       IRENE
      (screaming)
NO!!!
                                                            
Coolaid turns and faces irene.
                                                            

98.

                       COOLAID
Don't worry NICK, I haven't
forgotten about you. Imagine that,
Nick Adams in a female body, this
should be fun.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Why did you have to shoot him?
                                                            
                       COOLAID
You know me, I just like to shoot
people.
                                                            
                       IRENE
That wasn't very smart, the F.B.I
is going to be all over you.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
They'll never find me after I
change bodies.
                                                            
                       IRENE
You don't know where they are.
                                                            
Coolaid smacks Irene.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
No, but your're going to tell me.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'm not telling you anything.
                                                            
Coolaid hits her knocking her to the floor.
                                                            
                       IRENE
You can do what you want, I'll die
before I tell you.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Have it your way. I'll find it
myself.
                                                            
Coolaid points the gun at her head and starts to squeeze the
trigger.

There is the SOUND of DOOR BEING BROKE DOWN and GUNFIRE.
                                                            
LIVING ROOM
                                                            
It's Gary and Leroy, heavily armed with automatic weapons
blasting away everyone in sight.


99.

There is gunfire returned, but both have bullet proof vest
and are not injured.
                                                            
Bodyguard #1 escapes to back room.
                                                            
BEDROOM
                                                            
Coolaid grabs Irene, puts gun to her head and drags her out
to the living room.
                                                            
LIVING ROOM
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Drop your weapons or she's dead!!!
                                                            
Leroy drops his weapon.
                                                            
Irene looks confused at the site of Leroy Brown.
                                                            
Coolaid cocks the hammer on his gun.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Drop it or he's dead.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Do as he says Gary, please!!!
                                                            
Gary drops his weapon.
                                                            
Coolaid shoots Gary three times in the stomach.

Gary grabs his stomach and drops to the floor.
                                                            
                       IRENE
You bastard!!!
                                                            
Coolaid turns to Irene.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
You're next!!!
                                                            
As Coolaid's attention is on Irene, Leroy sneaks up on him.

Coolaid notices just as he approaches him and starts to turn
around.
                                                            
Leroy catches him with a right hook and knocks him across
the room.
                                                            
Bodyguard #1 and two other men sneak up on Leroy and hit him
over the back of the head with a chair.
                                                            
Leroy stumbles and falls to the floor.
                                                            

100.

Bodyguard #1 pulls out his weapon, points it at Leroy's
head.

There is the SOUND OF a GUNSHOT. Bodyguard #1 drops to the
floor.

It was Irene who got to her hidden handgun.

The other two men get the drop on Irene.
                                                            
Just as they are about to shoot her Gary sneaks up from
behind. Bangs their heads together and knocks them out.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Are you ok?
                                                            
                       GARY
Yeah, my vest stopped the bullets,
it just knocked the wind out of
me.
                                                            
Leroy gets up off the floor, walks over to Irene.
                                                            
                       LEROY
Are you ok honey?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Ye... what did you... who are you?
                                                            
                       LEROY
It's me dummy.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Me who?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Now who calls you dummy besides
me?
                                                            
                       GARY
Wait a minute, you mean you call
HIM dummy?
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yeah, he's my little dummy.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Sandy???
                                                            
                       LEROY
The one and only.
                                                            

101.

                       IRENE
      (eyes tearing up)
How? I though Dr Zyskowski said it
couldn't be done?
                                                            
                       LEROY
He was wrong. As long as the
spirit hasn't left the body it can
be transfered.
                                                            
Leroy walks over and holds Irene. They both start to tear
up.
                                                            
As they are distracted, they don't notice Coolaid coming to
and picking up his weapon.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
Well, well, how sweet. Everyone
hands in the air.
                                                            
Everyone puts there hands in the air.
                                                            
                       COOLAID
How about that Sandy, I guess I
get to kill you twice.
                                                            
Coolaid points gun at Leroy starts to pull trigger. There is
the SOUND of GUNFIRE and Coolaid drops to the ground, It's
bodyguard #2.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Oh my god, I thought you were
dead.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
He just grazed me, I guess I was
out for a while. Good thing he was
drunk.
                                                            
Irene walks over to Leroy and holds him.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I thought I was going to lose you
again.
                                                            
Leroy grabs Irene's ass.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Don't even think about it!
                                                            
There is the SOUND of SIRENS.
                                                            

102.

OUTSIDE HOUSE
                                                            
Police cars, swat team and F.B.I. pull up.
                                                            
Capt Helderman motions for his men to surround the house.
                                                            
INSIDE HOUSE
                                                            
Gary goes to door, shows badge.
                                                            
                       GARY
Everything's ok, we have
everything under control.
                                                            
 
INT. CAPT HELDERMAN AND SWAT TEAM IN COOLAIDS HOUSE - NIGHT
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
Is everone ok?
                                                            
                       GARY
A few minor injures, nothing too
serious. Can't say the same for
the bad guys.
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
I thought I told you to wait until
we got here.
                                                            
                       GARY
I'm sorry sir, the situation was
critical, we had to go in.
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
Looks like world war three took
place here.
                                                            
                       IRENE
How did you know?
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
Two girls from the Double L called
us.
                                                            
                       IRENE
They got out ok?
                                                            
                       CAPT. HELDERMAN
Yes, but they were very worried
about you.
                                                            

103.

                       BODYGUARD #2
I'm afraid our evidence against
Coolaid was destroyed.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Not necessarily. I had a backup
tape recorder in my purse.
                                                            
Irene reaches in her purse, grabs tape recorder and hands it
to bodyguard #2.
                                                            
                       BODYGUARD #2
Looks like Coolaid's going away
for a long time.
                                                            
 
EXT. IRENE AND LEROY ARRIVE AT THE BODY SHOP - DAY
                                                            
Irene and Leroy arrive at the Body Shop and are greeted by
Dr Templeton.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
Nick, I'm glad to see you're ok.
Come on in.
                                                            
Irene and Leroy walk in.
                                                            
INSIDE
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
      (talking to irene)
What happened to you're chin?
                                                            
                       IRENE
What do you mean?
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
You have a big red bump on your
chin.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Oh, that's where Coolaid hit me.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
Coolaid?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Yeah, Tyrone Booker, he was a
major drug dealer, they call him
Coolaid.
                                                            

104.

                       DR. TEMPLETON
I hope that jaw's not broken. You
know you're responsible for that
body.
                                                            
                       IRENE
No problem doc. If it's broke,
send me the bill and I will take
care of it. How did things go in
Washington?
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
Good we're ready to go.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Great.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
I've been calling your house
trying to get ahold of you. When
Gary answered and told me what had
happened I told him to bring Sandy
in. I was a little surprised when
he picked Leroy. Now I know why.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Dr Zyskowski told me it couldn't
be done?
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
Normally it couldn't. When someone
goes into a coma, normally the
spirit will leave the body. That's
why it's so hard to get them to
come out of the coma. You have to
get the spirit back in the body. I
knew Sandy would hang around.
                                                            
                       IRENE
How did you know?
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
Because she knew about the Body
Shop. She knew that she would
eventually be brought here.
                                                            
                       IRENE
How did she know? I never told
her.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
You want to tell him Sandy?
                                                            

105.

                       LEROY
You remember that tall handsome
man with two girls that you walked
by at the Doulble L?
                                                            
                       IRENE
You don,t mean--
                                                            
                       LEROY
Yep, that was me.
                                                            
                       IRENE
But how is that possible, I left
the bar no more than an hour after
seeing you.
                                                            
                       LEROY
The Body Shop was open late that
night doing research. I left the
bar and went straight there. I
only beat you home by about five
minutes.
                                                            
                       NICK
How did he know my name?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I told him about you and how
unhappy you were with your body.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Why?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I just wanted to see what it felt
like to be a guy. I think I'd
rather be a girl. Although I have
to admit, sex is pretty good as a
guy.
                                                            
Irene looks embarrassed.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Sounds a little strange coming
from that body.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
Speaking of that, I have some good
news for you. The hospital picked
up your body this morning, they're
going to take the baby by
C-Section, they say he should be
fine.
                                                            

106.

                       LEROY
      (eyes tearing)
Thank god, I thought we had lost
him.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Man, this day just keeps getting
better.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
Also because of the help that you
have provided for my research, I
have decided to let Sandy pick out
a permanent body.
                                                            
                       IRENE
That's great. Let me pick one out
for you Sandy.
                                                            
                       LEROY
No, that's ok, I'll pick one out
for myself. You'd just pick one
out with big titties.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I don't suppose you could make it
two bodies could you?
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
Two bodies?
                                                            
                       LEROY
He's never been happy with his
body.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
You know they are kind of
expensive... oh well, what the
hell. Sure Nick, pick one out. I
would like to follow up with both
of you though. To study long term
effects.
                                                            
                       IRENE
No problem.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
Ok, come with me, and we'll pick
out two bodies.
                                                            
Dr Templeton takes Irene and Leroy to the lab.
                                                            

107.

IN THE LAB
                                                            
There is a large room full of cloned bodies.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Wow, looks like you've added a few
bodies.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
Yeah, we've been busy.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I see that.
      (pointing at body
       with large breast)
Look Sandy, there's one for you.
                                                            
                       LEROY
What'd I tell ya doc.
      (pointing at male
       body with large
       bulge in crotch)
Hey look Nick, there's one for
you.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Actually, I kinda like that one.
                                                            
                       DR. TEMPLETON
Ok and what about you Sandy?
                                                            
                       LEROY
I'm not sure.
                                                            
Leroy walks up and down the aisle.
                                                            
                                         CUT TO
                                                            
 
INT. NICK AND SANDY IN NEW BODIES ARRIVE HOME - DAY
                                                            
Nick in his new body is standing in the living room. Sandy
with her new body (Irene) is in the bathroom with her back
to the camera.
                                                            
                       NICK'S NEW BODY
I think we made the right choice
to keep our original names, don't
you?
                                                            
                       IRENE
      (sandy's new body,
       speaking softly)
Of course, there was no reason to
            (MORE)

108.

                       IRENE (cont'd)
change our identities.
                                                            
                       NICK'S NEW BODY
What's that? I can't hear you.
                                                            
Gidget comes running out of bathroom, runs up to nick.
                                                            
                       NICK'S NEW BODY
What's wrong gidget? Your mommy
and daddy should be here to pick
you up shortly.
                                                            
Nick (new body) walks into the bathroom.
                                                            
                       NICK'S NEW BODY
What did you say? I couldn't hear
you.
                                                            
Irene (sandy's new body) turns around and she has red demon
eyes.

Nick (new body) jumps back and holds his chest.
                                                            
                       IRENE
      (laughing)
They're just contact lenses.
                                                            
Irene (sandy's new body) takes red contact lenses out and
places them on the table.
                                                            
                       NICK'S NEW BODY
That's real funny, you about gave
me a heart attact.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'm sorry, Gary put me up to it.
                                                            
                       NICK'S NEW BODY
I owe him one.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I'm sure you'll get him back.
                                                            
                       NICK'S NEW BODY
We should probably take you to the
doctor and get some x-rays on your
chin.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Yeah, thanks a lot for breaking my
chin.
                                                            

109.

                       NICK'S NEW BODY
At least you didn't have to feel
the pain.
                                                            
                       IRENE
I don't know about that, it hurts
now.
                                                            
                       NICK'S NEW BODY
So, what do you want to do? We
have about two hours before we
have to leave for the hospital.
                                                            
                       IRENE
How about a movie?
                                                            
                       NICK'S NEW BODY
What do you want to see?
                                                            
                       IRENE
How about ghost?
                                                            
                       NICK'S NEW BODY
Again?
                                                            
                       IRENE
I like ghost.
                                                            
                       NICK'S NEW BODY
I know but how many times can you
watch the same movie?
                                                            
                       IRENE
Ok, so what do you want to do?
                                                            
                       NICK'S NEW BODY
I don't know... we've got these
new bodies, maybe we should--
                                                            
                       IRENE
Good idea, let's go.
                                                            
Irene (sandy's new body) drags Nicks new body into bedroom.
                                                            
They strip off each others clothes.
                                                            
Irene (sandy's new body) stares at Nicks new body.
                                                            
                       IRENE
Oh my, Thank you body shop!!!
                                                            
                       NICK'S NEW BODY
Ditto.
                                                            


FADE OUT.


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