INT. CAR - DAY |
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While driving down the road Jeff is singing "22" by Taylor
Swift. While driving he sees another couple on the sidewalk
and starts to think about his shyness. |
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JEFF (VO)
Ah man! That's the fifth couple
I've seen. I don't get it. How can
people just get into relationships
so easily. I mean I'm a nice guy,
what do those other guys have that
I don't. I've got a face, hair, a
nose, a body. What am I doing
wrong? I mean I'm pretty good
looking!... Well my mom says I'm
handsome at least. |
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JEFF SEES TWO DOGS WHILE DRIVING |
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JEFF
(VO)
What? Even that dog has more game
than me! |
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Jeff parks in the parking lot and gets out of the car. |
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EXT. PARK - DAY |
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JEFF (VO)
I think I'm being too hard on
myself, maybe a walk in the park
will clear my head. |
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Jeff proceeds to walk in the park. He starts to think about
his past attempts to ask girls out. |
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JEFF (VO)
I've tried everything from clever
ways to ask girls out to flat out
telling them my feelings. "Hi I'm
Jeff you're pretty wanna date me?"
Maybe I'm destined to die alone.
Yeah. Who needs girls! Not me. I
won't have to worry about plans or
anniversaries or anything! I can
get a cat if I wanted! You know
what I will get a cat! Then I can
die alone with that cat and- |
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JEFF BUMPS INTO SOMEONE |
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NOTICES HE BUMPED INTO A PRETTY GIRL NAMED ANNA |
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JEFF AND ANNA BOTH AKWARDLY STAND FACING EACHOTHER |
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JEFF (VO)
Oh man she is gorgeous. What are
you doing! Don't just stare at
her! Do something.Uuuh smile! Okay
wow who are you the joker take it
down a notch! Okay now it's extra
awkward. You better say something
fast! |
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JEFF
Uuum.. so... these birds right? I
mean what's up with them? Flying
animals? That's crazy! |
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JEFF
.. okay have a nice day. |
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Jeff quickly walks away |
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JEFF (VO)
Very smooth Prince Charming. Maybe
you should just buy that cat. |
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NOW WE HEAR ANNAS THOUGHTS |
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ANNA (VO)
Oh man good going Anna. What was
that! He was so adorable. Flying
animals? That was hilarious! Why
didn't you laugh? (sigh) Maybe I
should just buy that cat. |
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THE END |