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by blaine (blainebirardi@yahoo.com)

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Genre: Teen Movies User Review:

its a mix of fun and frolic. This is a very funny movie

FADE IN:

INT. CAR DEALERSHIP - DAY

            MOM
      (reaching over to
       grab keys from
       man)
Ok, thanks

DEALERSHIP GUY
there's one more paper to sign,
and then you'll be on your way

            MOM
      (signing
       paper/contract)
there you go

DEALERSHIP GUY
all righty then your all set, the
car's all yours

mom walks out the door towards her new car and takes off to
her house in the hills

INT. INSIDE NEW CAR - DAY

            MOM
      (dialing cell
       phone and calling
       husband)
Hi hunny it's me .. I've got a
suprise for you when i get home

POPS
what is it

MOM
If I told you it wouldn't be a
suprise now would it

POPS
o come on please tell please
please please please please.

MOM
No im not going to tell you

POPS
yes you are

MOM
no im not

POPS
yes you are

MOM
no im not!!

POPS
No you're not

MOM
you're right im not and im hanging
up

CHAD
wait wait wait wait ..... will you
tell chad?

MR. D.
WHY WOULD CHAD SAY THAT?

DIAL TONE

POPS
Hello hellooo

EXT. DRIVE WAY AT HOUSE - DAY

Mom drives up and suprises chad with a new car. Chad runs to
the car in excitment and looks in the car

CHAD
Holy s#@^ you got a Lambourghini

MOM
(scolding chad)
what did you say young man

            CHAD
      (sees his friend
       sticky and
       quickly changes
       the subject)
yo sticky what up

sticky walks up and checks out the new car

            STICKY
      (lots of hand
       motion)
yo Mrs. T . Nice ride

MOM
thanks sticky you wanna test drive
it

STICKY
yo that would be awsome.

mom throws him the keys and drives down the drive way and
once he hits the turn he floors it.

MOM
Is he comin back?

CHAD
I dont know. He is sticky and des
like to barrow things without
asking. Think of the bright side
if we did we could say it was
stolen and we would get money from
the INSURANCE.

MOM
(looks at chad)
I didnt really like that yellow
anyways.

POPS
(randomly appears)
where did the car go.

MOM
(looks at pops)
sticky just stole it

POPS
Thats depressing

CHAD
It sure is dad it sure is

POPS
how was school today

CHAD
fine dad how was work

POPS
it was good this guy had a big
tumor. and-

Mom and chad walk away and go into the house

POPS
(lowers his head)
That is also depressing

and he walk in the house

INT. DINNER TIME - NIGHT

MOM
so Chad was school fun today?

CHAD
I guess if you call getting a
swirly fun then yea

POPS
hahaha swirly's i remember those i
used to

Mom interupts him before he finishes

POPS
(wispering)
sorry

            CHAD
      (gives to thumbs
       up and gives his
       dad a high five)
its ok im going to teach myself
how to punch kids in th..

chad is stopped by moms evil stare

            CHAD
      (looking down at
       his peas and
       playing with the
       carrots)
nevermind

MOM
so hun what did you do today

POPS
uummm.. I ate food then

MOM
at work silly

POPS
Im getting to it

POPS
well I disected this persons head
an he had the biggest blood clott
on the right side of his head

MOM
thats enough of that

CHAD
yea dad seriously we're eating

POPS
(chuckles)
sorry , but you asked

MOM
eat ypur peas chad

CHAD
i dont wanna those gross
and...green

MOM
fine then go upstairs

CHAD
why shuld I because I won't eat
stupid a#@ vegitables

MOM
thats it go to your room

MR. D.
hOW OLD IS THIS KID?

            CHAD
      (while walking
       upstairs)
so stupid

INT. IN CHADS ROOM - NIGHT

            CHAD
      (while on the
       phone with his
       girlfriend)
hey babe

CHADS GF
hey
whats the matter you sound
different

CHAD
I got sent to my room for not
eating my peas

CHADS GF
(laghing)
really thats funny

VOICE IN THE BACKROUND
oh yea baby

CHAD
what was that

CHADS GF
what

CHAD
that guy in the backround

CHADS GF
what guy i didn't hear anything

VOICE IN THE BACKROUND
hey baby i like it like that

CHADS GF
wat was that

CHAD
what was what

CHADS GF
that voice

boom hits chad while on the phone

CHAD
oww, whatch it jeff .. damn that
hurt

JEFF
sorry, Braa

CHAD
(holding his head)
damn dude that really hurt crap.

JEFF
dude i said im sorry

CHAD
(whining)
I think im bleeding

chad walks out of shot and walks back in

DIRECTOR
still rolling

chad is rubbing his head

            DIRECTOR
      (sounds alittle
       bit annoyed)
still rolling

power rangers theme song in backround and chad is dressed up
as the red ranger

CHADS GF
(kind of laughing)
are you watching power rangers?

            CHAD
      (singing along
       with theme song)
go go power rangers

            CHADS GF
      (wanting his
       attention)
chad

CHAD
huh?

CHADS GF
are you watching power rangers

TV: its morphing time

CHAD
of course not
(in a hurry)
i got a go bye

MR. D.
THIS IS RAMBLING. DO YOU HAVE AN
IDEA WHAT THIS IS GOING TO BE
ABOUT?

INT. SCHOOL - DAY

out side of school then the bell rings chad walks into the
school casually, then a camel walks past him but behind him

camel grunts

chad meets up with his best friend and sit down on the steps
infront of the school

CHAD
(kind of tired)
hey dude

CHADS BFF
(stalling)
ooo.... how come

CHAD
(tired)
there was a marathon of The Power
Rangers last night

CHADS BFF
dude I saw that too, but not at
purpose i couldn't find the remote

teacher walks outside

CHADS TEACHER
what the hell are doing out here

10.

CHAD
(giggling)
are you even allowed to say hell

CHADS BFF
(giggles)
hhhhyea

CHADS TEACHER
not to sure.... what are you guys
talking about

            CHAD
      (yelling but not
       to loud)
Power Rangers marathon last night

CHADS TEACHER
(excited)
you watched it too

CHAD
(very strongly)
yes

CHADS TEACHER
(enthusiastic)
you remember when the yellow
ranger got hit with the sword and
died

CHAD
what when did that happen

CHADS TEACHER
(laughing)
im just kidding but seriously get
your ass inside

CHADS BFF
now I know your not allowed to say
that

DEALERSHIP GUY
hey Teacher A leave those kids
alone

11.

            CHADS TEACHER
      (questioning the
       world)
who the hell are you

            DEALERSHIP GUY
      (being proud hands
       at his hips)
Im...... God

his phone rings and sounds like angels , doves are flying
behind him and the sun makes an aura around his head

CHADS TEACHER
where are those angels coming from

            CHAD
      (answering his
       phone)
Oh.. sorry gatta take this. Hello
      (sounding
       depressed)
Oh hi dear
      (taking phone away
       from himself then
       whispers)
its the wife
      (puts phone back
       to his head)
no i can't im.. im in the middle
of something(sighs) fine alright
      (hangs up and an
       akward silence)
well I gatta go.... sooo.....
(walks off)

random guitar dude in back practicing stairway to heaven but
he is very bad at playing

CHADS BFF
(butthead voice)
that was cool

CHAD
(butthead laugh)
wood shop hahaha

12.

            CHADS TEACHER
      (yelling in a
       squeeky voice)
you damn hoolagans

teacher clears throat

            CHADS TEACHER
      (normal voice)
you damn hoolagans
      (yelling at guitar
       dude)
shut the F*** up damnit

            G TAR DUDE
      (shaking his head
       side to side)
sorry dude thats I rock man

CHAD
dude that guy sucks

guitar guy trips people yell sniper , zoo animals randomly
run across the screen

            G TAR DUDE
      (just got trampled
       by zoo animals
       and in critical
       pain)
owch man .... that sucked

CHAD
(casualy saying)
lets go inside before somethin
else wierd happens

CHADS TEACHER
(agreeing)
yea I agree

            CHADS BFF
      (mesmerized)
wait I wanna see the baloons
      (laughing at
       himself and
            (MORE)

13.

            CHADS BFF (cont'd)
       creepy scary
       music in the
       backround)
sqeeky sqeeky clean balo.

Teacher A punches chads bff out

CHADS TEACHER
Man that kids annoying

teacher A and Chad drag Chads BFF in the school

            CHAD
      (while dragging
       him)
yep... i dont even know why iI
hang out with this kid

INT. CLASSROOM - DAY

CHADS TEACHER
(taking roll call)
Zender tikasahsa

ET
here

CHADS TEACHER
(con'd)
titire manslap

            TM
      (in excersist
       voice)
Im going to kill you while your
sleeping

CHADS TEACHER
(con'd)
Ok... Chad

CHAD
(proud)
yes i am here and I will do my
best

14.

            CHADS TEACHER
      (con'd and a
       little perky)
Chads Best Friend

            CHAD
      (poking his
       friends head)
He's here but not concious
      (asking teacher)
does that count

            CHADS TEACHER
      (shaking his head)
im not sure
      (shrugs his head)
o well

see guitar guy outside of window and hes still practicing

            G TAR DUDE
      (yellng to kids in
       the class)
rock on B****s

teacher runs to window

            CHADS TEACHER
      (yelling at the g
       tar guy)
get the hell out of here. You give
musians a bad name

teacher throws nearest students book at g tar guy

CHADS TEACHER
(out of breathe)
that guy is a bad influence on you
kids. Don't grow up, just stay in
school

ET
(crying/whining)
my books

15.

            CHADS TEACHER
      (hands at his hips
       , less out of
       breathe)
yea.. sorry bout that

CHAD
who was that guy

CHADS TEACHER
(dramatic)
that was my son

thrill/shreek music in backround

CHADS TEACHER
change the track

kid with sterio playing the music

            CHADS TEACHER
      (listening but
       looking at the
       ground)
(clenching his fists)next
      (still listening)
(clenching fists tighter) No the
next one
      (still listening)
(Opens his hand and a dove flys
out of his hand)thats the one(
fades to black then spot light)
(annoyed) over here . thank
you.(dramatized) He was a good
student, he was my student , He
had good grades (climbing over
desks and kids in the class room)
He had Aced every test, he even
waxed my car every now and
then...(fades to black spot light
half way on his face and then
steps with one foot and slides
over into the center of the light)
until one day a bum slash hobo
arrives at our doorstep, wanting
to sell his beat up guitar for 100
            (MORE)

16.

CHADS TEACHER (cont'd)
bucks and of coarse my son wanted
it so I bought it with our piggy
bank money( cries to his knees)

CHAD
(supportive)
Teacher A it'll be ok

            CHADS TEACHER
      (looking up very
       quikly and saying
       in evil voice)
No it wont, it already happened

teacher A crying in his hands

CHAD
(happy go lucky)
Oh yea... well better luck next
time

            CHADS TEACHER
      (looking at Chad
       in Confusion)
Huh?

ET
(suggesting)
yea ask your wife to.. yu you know

CHADS TEACHER
(on his knees)
my wife left me and died in a car
accedent the same day

CHADS BFF
(looking at chad)
dude dont talk to him anymore its
just derpressing

CHAD
(excited)
your concious

17.

CHADS BFF
(rubbing his head)
and have been for a while, what
happen all I remember are baloons

The Lunch Bell Rings

            CHADS TEACHER
      (still on his
       knees and whining)
your dismissed(crying)

while Chad walks by his teacher his teacher gabs his leg
tightly and trips chad and makes him fall on his face

            CHAD
      (looking at his
       teacher and a
       puzzled look on
       his face)
dude...

Teacher A just looks straight ahead and bursts into tears

CAFETERIA

            CHAD
      (in line to get
       food)
I can't believe that wierdo
tripped me

CHADS BFF
(grabbing his tray)
(sarcasticly) yea I know

            CHAD
      (punches his
       friend in the arm)
Dude ... (whispering)Shut up

all the crew camera men are behind them getting lunch as
well
and they're mouthing all the words to the script

18.

            CHAD
      (while walking to
       their table)
(screams) the world is coming to
an end

everyone runs out the door and tramples the teacher about to
open the door

            CHADS BFF
      (putting his tray
       down)
why did you scream that?

            CHAD
      (putting his feet
       up in his friends
       food)
so we would have the whole
cafateria to ourselvs and (looking
at the camera crew)the the camera
crew

            CHADS BFF
      (slightly pointing
       at Chad's Shoes
       and looking at
       Chad)
Dude... What the hell

            CHAD
      (hands behind his
       head)
(eyes open) what ... (looks at his
friend then looks at his
shoes)oh... my bad

CHADS BFF
(slightly pointing)
(yelling)Dude

CHAD
(looks at friend)
Im not going to lie to you

19.

Chad gets up slowly and walks away calmly. Suddenly he stops
and turn around. Chad looks down at the table and notices
his friends orange juice just sitting there. He lookas at
his friend and then the juice. He picks it up, drinks it,
sets it down and walks away.

INT. CAR - DAY

Chad and his friend get in the car Friend slams the door and
the guitar guy comes out of know where and jumps in the back
of the jeep.

CHAD
(looks in the back)
Wait... who are you ?

Guitar guy is about to pull something out of his
backpack,but before he does Chad screams

CHAD
(screaming)
He's got a gun

G TAR DUDE
Chill dude .. its my name tag

I need a ride to work

Guitar guy secretly puts his gun in his pant lining and
looks around

G TAR DUDE
(fidgiting)
yea I don't have a gun(snickers)
(whispers)suckers

Chad and Friend looks at him

CHAD
I totally heard that

G TAR DUDE
I don't care

20.

CHADS BFF
Yea man who cares

            CHAD
      (still looking at
       guitar guy)
when did you get here

G TAR DUDE
(talking to chad)
He's been here the whole time man

            CHAD
      (looking at the
       floor)
ok then

G TAR DUDE
you haven't looked at the road for
like 30 seconds

CHAD
(laughing)
I know... we're on a truck bed

camera shows them in a car on a bed of the filming truck

CHAD
(showing them)
See

CHADS BFF
oh ... I get it. So its like a
lazy way of driving for the
actors.

            CHAD
      (doing the sort of
       hand motion)
kind of . Its more of a safty
issue. Say we get in an accident
and it was our fault we would be
screwed

Guitar guy in the backround starts to stand up

21.

            G TAR DUDE
      (while standing
       and wind blowing
       his hair in his
       face)
im king of the wo

Suddenly guitar guy is slamed against a bridge wall and
falls baackward off the car and rolls into the middle of the
street.

CHADS BFF
(questioning)
what if the truck gets in an
accident

CHAD
(Thinking at first)
Hmm..Then.. we run like little
girls

Guitar guy is laying on the ground. He sits up and his hands
are all bent out of shape and his hair ids sticking out
everywhere as if he was electrocuted.His clothes looked all
black and skin tight. Guitar guy begins looking around.

G TAR DUDE
(looking around)
where am I? Who am i?...I know who
I am ... (silently)im Fredward
ScissorFist(Laughing to himself)

CHAD
where'd that guy go

They hear a wierd sound from a distance

G TAR DUDE
(repeating)Fredward,Fredward,
Fredward

they stop at a red light. Guitar guy/Fredward runs past them
then stops and looks at them, jumps on the hood of the car,
reaches over and trys to cut chads hair with his fingers.
They get scared and floored it

22.

            CHADS BFF
      (yelling and
       freaked out by
       "fredward")
Floor it man

both yelling "AHH"

CHAD
(stops yelling)
That time has already past(con't
yelling)

G TAR DUDE
(crazy talk)
let me cut your hair!

CHAD
(yelling)
No your not

Chad slams on the brake and "fredward"fly's off. Chad and
Friend look up and try to find "Fredward"

            CHAD
      (tryng to look for
       Fredward)
where'd he go?

"Fredward"fastly stands up his hair changes to a slicked
back style. he is now wearing a suit , flips his wallet out

G TAR DUDE
(cop voice)
don't worry. I'm a F.B.I. agent

CHAD
there's no badge

pulls his wallet out . looks at it, puts it back in his back
pocket

G TAR DUDE
Thats not important

23.

CHADS BFF
hit him again . maybe he'll be a
clown.

            G TAR DUDE
      (slaming his hands
       on the hood of
       the car)
the important thing is that im
alright

CHADS BFF
seriously hit him again

"F.B.I." guy walks up to the drivers door

            G TAR DUDE
      (pointing at Chad
       with a gun)
get out of the motorized
transportation vehicle

            CHAD
      (looks at "F.B.I."
       guy)
I thought you didnt have a gun

G TAR DUDE
(looks around)
I lied.... Im confiscating your

Chad drives off before the fbi guy finishes his sentence

fbi guy lowers his gun and his head

G TAR DUDE
(crying)
It happend again

G Tar Dde looks to his right sees a line of cars with a semi
in front. He gets mad and starts shooting at the semi and he
doesnt even hit and a bird drops out of the air

24.

SEMI DRIVER
(while in the cab)
(looks at him like an idiot)

bubba gets out of the semi but stumbles down the steps on
the side. Walks over to FBI

SEMI DRIVER
(looks up at FBI)
heres a sniper that I found shot
the rope on the roof top and stop
that guy who is about to hang
himself.

bubba hands him the sniper

            G TAR DUDE
      (starts to aim at
       the rope)
ok here goes nothin

aiming very carefully. He suddenly sneezes and fires the
gun, looks up he sees the guy on the ground next to some hay

G TAR DUDE
oh ...shit

"FBI" looks down at bubba and waiting for a response

SEMI DRIVER
(laughing)
better luck next time

bubba creeped off and runs to his semi and drives off

G TAR DUDE
(looks around him)
Bubba ?

"FBI" runs to the body on the ground

            G TAR DUDE
      (looks at the guy
       sees that he i
       still alive)
your alive .

25.

HANG MAN
yea im alive and in pain.(looks at
the gun in his hand)you're the one
who shot me.

CHAD
yea ... sorry bout that I tried
to-

hangman interupts him

HANG MAN
im goin to tell every one that you
killed me

MR. D.
i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DOING
IN THIS THING. IT SEEMS LIKE YOU
ARE JUST FILLING UP LINES.

G TAR DUDE
(reacts very fast)
No your not.(hits him with the
back of the sniper rifle)

"FBI" discovers the hay next to him then throws some pieces
of stray on the dead guy

            G TAR DUDE
      (brushing off
       hands)
there we go?

runs away with gun in hand and starts to swirl it up in the
air

INT. CHADS HOUSE - DAY

Mom is walking threw the upstairs hall way. She hears the
phone ring.She picks it up.

MOM
hello

26.

VOICE IN THE BACKROUND
(Yelling)
HANG UP THE PHONE WOMAN

hangs up the phone quickly. Mom walks away and the phone
rings again.

VOICE IN THE BACKROUND
(yellin)
HANG UP THE PHONE. I WANNA LEAVE A
MESSAGE

MOM
sorry... somebodys a bit cranky

mom hangs up . walks away it rings again and she lets it
ring. the answering machine goes on.

VOICE IN THE BACKROUND
Thank you for not picking up the
phone. Im calling to let you know
that you are in debt.

she looks at the machine

MOM
(worried)
how much.

VOICE IN THE BACKROUND
about 5.2 million . If you do not
pay off the debt you will lose
every thing. I didnt want to talk
to you in person becase i dont
like to see people cry.In 5
seconds your house will blow up 5
4 3 2 1 (makes a explosion noise
with his mouth) just kidding.

machine turns off. phone rings again. machine turns on.

MOM
well how long do we have

27.

VOICE IN THE BACKROUND
oh . I forgot... you have a week.
Bye Bye

machine turns off. mom runs down the stairs and starts to
drive off. phone rings again whie she is driving off.
Machine turns on again.

VOICE IN THE BACKROUND
where did she go?

INT. BACK WITH CHAD AND FRIEND - DAY

CHAD
(looks at friend)
dude where was sticky today

friend climbs over the seat and hops in the back seat

CHAD
(drivng)
I didn't see him in math today

they see sticky zoom by in chads mom lamborgihni

CHADS BFF
dude catch up with him

chad accererates and does catch up with him they are goin
about 80 on the freeway

            CHAD
      (yelling out the
       window)
Sticky where were you today at
school

            STICKY
      (yelling out his
       window)
I was on a police chase all day

28.

            CHAD
      (points his finger
       to the off ramp
       and yelling)
meet me at Zinco's

            STICKY
      (nooding his head
       and yelling)
Okay meet ya there

Sticky speeds off the off ramp and chad and friend follow
from a distance

EXT. ZINCO'S PARKING LOT - DAY

scene starts when chad and friend see sticky waiting ontop
of the LAM and they park on the left hand side of the LAM a
few inches away from it

STICKY
(looks at chad)
whow watch it man!

chad casually walks out of the car and friend has to go
threw the roof of the car and slips and falls out .

            CHAD
      (walks over to
       sticky)
where have you been all day

sticky jumps off the car

STICKY
I told you already I was on a
police chase all day

friend gets upand leans on the LAM

CHADS BFF
(looks at sticky)
if thats so, how did you get away

29.

            STICKY
      (looks at them
       both)
ya really wanna know?

CHAD
Yea man we wanna know

STICKY
your gonna laugh. Are you sure you
wanna know?

            CHADS BFF
      (slams his hands
       on the car)
Yes we wanna know.

            STICKY
      (points at friend
       and gives him the
       snake eye)
don't you eva.. I mean eva do that
again, you got me!

            CHAD
      (puts his hands on
       sticky's right
       shoulder)
dude chill man, its not even your
car.

CHADS BFF
sorry man

sticky walks to where friend slamed his hands.

CHAD
tell us what happened, how did you
get away.

            STICKY
      (examining the car
       and then looks at
       friend)
look what you did ya idiot.

30.

            CHAD
      (walks over to
       sticky and slaps
       him in the back
       of the head)
DUDE!

STICKY
(looks around)
oh yea sorry. (raising his voice)
I got distracted by the idiot over
here.

sticky hops back up on the LAM

CHADS BFF
you're mad at me and you're the
one that jumps on the roof of the
car.

chad punches him out

STICKY
(looks at chad)
how many times is that today .

            CHAD
      (putting his hands
       on his hips)
twice, go on tell the story.

STICKY
alright it all starts out in the
morning

EXT. FLASH BACK ,CAR CHASE - DAY

fades to flash back

FADE OUT.

Feedback

From Justin	Date 1/24/2008
AMAZING AND INSPIRING!!! Dude, if this movie isnt made I will cry. Try sending it to Spielberg or maybe George Lucas, or both. Incredible.

From Ronald Wert	Date 10/28/2007	0 stars
Im sorry but I only got to the end of the second page and I wish I could get a refund of the three seconds that I wasted on reading it. For one give mom and pops names. And also what is with the ending of the second page. It says CHAD then will you tell chad. Then MR.D who is that? And Dealership guy? I dont think you should be writing scripts if you dont know what you are doing.

From Larry Boodry	Date 9/11/2005	0 stars
Fun and frolic? A very funny movie? Where? And yes, you need to get a grip on the language...

From Lance	Date 1/19/2005
When 3 people have already given you 0 stars, there might be something wrong. Of course, I will give you a little benefit of the doubt. Quite frankly, though, this isn't the right idea for your writing style; so step back, think of something else (something completely different from this one) and start again.

From Phillip	Date 1/16/2005	0 stars
This was awful, just awful. A cliched mess. Noone will ever take you seriously when your grammar is so poor.

From S.M. McNair	Date 1/12/2005	0 stars
If Chad's looking for a note, he should've been looking for better paper at some discount store. This script isn't funny, nor does it even have an interesting main theme to draw an audience in. I'd feel ripped off, especially when one has to question who the main character really is. Maybe we're supposed to laugh in the inside, but outside it's just a poorly written, uncomedic script.

From J.J	Date 1/10/2005	0 stars
Not funny at all. You need to learn proper English if you want to break into the buisness and write better screenplays. I didn't laugh once. Everything was used before.

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