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by Kurt Gosch
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Genre: Action/Adventure
User Review: NOT YET
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its goood stuff
i dont give a damn what you do with this
FADE IN:
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INT. PROLOGUE - DAY |
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MUSIC IS SOFT AND SOLEMN |
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NARRATOR
"Last time on Attack of the
Pooh..." |
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SHOW SHIRT BEING DESTROYED. |
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NARRATOR
"Greg and the fellowship succeeded
in destroying the Shirt of Pooh. |
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SHOW POOH FLYING THROUGH AIR SAYING "NOOOOO!" |
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NARRATOR
"And with the shirt Pooh too was
vanquished."
(Show book of pooh
being destroyed.)
"Realizing its dangerous power,
Greg destroyed the book as well." |
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NARRATOR
(Show Josh
dissapearing)
"Josh went back to other world,
along with Professor Von Pig,
thier task on earth now complete."
(Show Zac Dead)
"Zac finally succumbed to his
wounds and also passed away."
(Show Greg
fighting)
"Greg continued on by himself,
living a long life and battling
many foes..."
(Show greg dieing)
"Until one day, his life was
spent." |
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NARRATOR
(Various shots of
landscape and
cities)
"At last the saga of pooh was
over, and all those that had
witness to it were gone. The story
faded out of memory and time, the
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NARRATOR (cont'd)
world forgot of what had happend
and moved on into a new age of
peace, unaware that darkness and
evil were brewing yet again..." |
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INT. DOCTOR VON SCHMUTZER'S LAB - DAY |
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The setting is Kurt and Jordan's room, L33T can be seen,
with Doctor Von Schmutzer tinkering with it. Suddenly, the
com screen begins to beep with an incomming message... |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
(Mumbling to
himself)
"Now who could that be?" |
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Walks over to com screen and turns it on, a picture of
Professor Von Pig appears. |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"Why hello Professor, what can i
do for you?" |
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VON PIG
"Greetings Doctor Von Schmutzer,
how is your work on the super
computer comming along?" |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"Very well Professor, when this
thing is finished, earth will have
all its problems solved. How are
things in other world?" |
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VON PIG
"Oh same as usual, Josh spends his
days drawing and shooting arrows
at people, while I sortta mozy
about with no particular plan." |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"Sounds pretty boring." |
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They sort of stare at each other until it gets awkward |
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3.
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VON PIG
"Well this is awkward, so im gonna
go now, farewell my apprentice." |
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The com screen turns off, and Doc. Shmutz goes back to work. |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
(Mumbling)
"This will fix the world, yes yes,
that should work..." |
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Pan to L33T screen, show power button turning on, cue
ominous music. |
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EXT. ENTRANCE TO LMU - DAY |
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BF: Vietnam music, Jordan driving into LMU. With him in the
car is JJ. They park the car and start to walk to Doc.
Shmutz lab. |
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JORDAN
"I can't wait to see Doctor Von
Schmutzer, we havn't seen each
other in years!" |
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JJ
"Oh tell me about it, just wait
till you tell him about..." |
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JORDAN
(Cutting him off)
"We still don't know if its true.
That was a very long time ago. But
if it is true, than Greg would be
my long lost ancestor!" |
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JJ
"Wow, to think that I could know
someone related to the lengedary
Greg!" |
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As they go to enter the lab, Jason leaps out at them. |
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JASON
"Halt, who goes there?!"
(They freeze)
"Oh, its you guys. Sorry Von
Schmutzer asked me to guard the
entrance to his lab. Ummmm, i
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JASON (cont'd)
thought you were someone else, hes
waiting for you, go on in." |
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JORDAN
(Chuckling)
"Thanks Jason, good job by the
way. Its about time someone looked
out for the Doc." |
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They walk into the hallway and start towards Doc. Schmutz
lab, when they hear an explotion. |
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JASON
"It came from Von Schmutzer's
lab!" |
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They run into the lab, to see Doc. Shmutz lying on the
ground near the door. L33T is fully active on the other side
of the room, with crazy stuff going on the screen. |
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JORDAN
"Von Shmutzer! What happend?" |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
(Flusterd)
"I...I don't know. I connected the
power and L33T went crazy, a blast
of energy hit me and I flew across
the room!" |
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JJ
"What the hell is L33T?" |
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JORDAN
"Its a super computer that Von
Schmutzer was working on, it was
supposed to solve all the worlds
problems." |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"But I don't understand! This is
impossible! Why would L33T do
this?" |
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The screen goes to static, then pooh 2.0 appears. |
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POOH
(Subtitled)
"At last...I have returned. The
world, and all its people...are
MINE!" |
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Lasers and/or lightning start to shoot out of L33T. |
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JASON
"Looks like a good day to die!!!" |
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He leaps at the screen and runs into a force field. |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"He's activated some kind of
energy shield, we must get out of
here!" |
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POOH
(As they run out)
"MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" |
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EXT. GRASSY KNOLL - DAY |
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They run on screen, except Jason, who runs then dives in
slow motion. |
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JORDAN
"Wow, that was soooo uncalled
for." |
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JASON
"I...ummm....sorry." |
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JORDAN
"Is everyone ok? Anybody hurt?" |
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They all say they are fine. |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"Except for my wounded pride." |
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JASON
"I can't belive it! That damn
traitor! The enemy is occuping our
land! Me must return and fight for
death and glory! Hurrah!!!" |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"Don't be a fool! A direct attack
would be foolish. I should have
known this would happen. Pooh has
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DOC. SCHMUTZ (cont'd)
returned. Im afraid we are all
doomed now. There is no Greg to
save us this time." |
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JORDAN
"JJ, quiet, now is not the time." |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"No wait, what is this? How can
Jordan help us?" |
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JORDAN
(Sighing)
"Doc....I am Greg's rightful
heir." |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"This is most interesting indeed.
If you are truly his heir, then
you can defeat him!" |
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JORDAN
"Thats a pretty big if professor.
But I will try. What should we do
first?" |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"Well, I have a back up lab close
by, we should head there." |
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JORDAN
"Very well, lets go!" |
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They run off rather dramatically |
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INT. L33T'S LAIR - DAY |
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L33T
(Robotically)
"Pooh, listen to me, I will now
rebuild your body, and you will do
my bidding." |
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Different lights begin to blink and wink, mechanicall nosies
and old-school computer noises can be heard. |
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Pooh 2.0 appears. |
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L33T
"Now go and destroy the one they
call Jordan." |
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Pooh flys out the door. |
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EXT. MEADOW - DAY |
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Jordan, etc. run into new lab. (Franz's room) |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"Ok, you can all sit down, while I
find out how to destroy Pooh." |
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JASON
"Destruction, alriiiiight!!!!" |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"Ahhh yes, here we go. To destroy
Pooh, you must use the power of
pure light energy." |
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JORDAN
"Great, where are we gonna find
that?" |
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JJ
"Why don't we ask the Lady of the
Light to give us the power?" |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"A novel idea my friend! I shall
stay here and continue to
research. You must go find this
lady and get her to help us." |
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JORDAN
"Will do Doc, lets go everybody!" |
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EXT. MEADOW - DAY |
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They all run outside, only to be confronted by Pooh 2.0 |
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JORDAN
"Look out! It's Pooh!" |
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Jason leaps at pooh screaming widly. |
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Pooh leaps at Jason and enters into his body |
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JASON
"Hee gurg gurg gurg!" |
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Jason turns evil and attacks JJ. He pulls out a gun and
shoots him. JJ falls to the ground and while Jason is
relaoding, Jordan knocks the gun out of his hand, and they
begin to fight matrix-style. |
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Jordan is loosing, but JJ shoots Jason, who dies. Then JJ
dies. Pooh leaves Jasons body and jumps at Jordan, who
dodges and flips Pooh, who goes off a cliff. |
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JORDAN
"Ah man, this sucks." |
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He starts to carry the bodies back to Doc. Schmutzer's but
then the lady of light appears. |
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LIGHT LADY
"Jordan, wait!" |
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LIGHT LADY
"I am the lady of the light. I
have seen you fight pooh, and i
will give you the power to defeat
him." |
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She gives Jordan the power. |
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JORDAN
"I have the POWER!!!" |
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Jordan strikes a pose and carries the bodies back to Doc.
Schmutz. |
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The lady of light looks as he leaves, but in the background
can be seen the lady of dark. |
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INT. DOC. SMUTZER'S OTHER LAB - DAY |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"Oh my! What happend here?" |
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JORDAN
"We ran into pooh Doc, they got
hurt, but the good news is that i
found her, the lady of light, and
now i have the power i need to
defeat pooh!" |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"Well then what are you doing
here? Go, defeat pooh. I will take
care of them, I am a doctor after
all." |
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JORDAN
"Ok Doc. wish me luck!" |
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He leaves dramattically |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"Good luck!" |
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EXT. LIBRARY - DAY |
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Jordan sees a sign outside the library that says "Pooh This
Way." He enters and makes his way through the library, with
various typical pooh shenanigans occuring. He finally
escapes and sees pooh running away, he then follows him to
the lab. |
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INT. OUTSIDE DOC'S OLD LAB - DAY |
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Jordan follows pooh, who enters into the building. But
Jordan is hit by an energy blast before he can enter. He
gets up to see the lady of dark near him. |
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DARK LADY
"I am pure darkness and evil. I
was created when the Lady of Light
gave you her power. I exist only
to kill you!" |
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She starts to kill him, but the lady of light arrives in the
knick of time to save him. |
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LIGHT LADY
"Quickly, I will hold her off, go
destroy pooh once and for all!" |
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Jordan nods and runs inside. |
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INT. HALLWAY - DAY |
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Pooh ambushes him as he enters, but he throws him into a
wall. Pooh gets back up and "powers down" |
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JORDAN
"What the duce? Thats not pooh!
Its a robot!" |
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He runs into the lab to face L33T |
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JORDAN
"Alright L33T, this ends now! I
know your robot pooh is a fake!" |
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L33T
"It does not matter. I will simply
destroy you myself." |
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JORDAN
"Not if i destroy you first!" |
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He leaps at the force field, using the power of light to
break it |
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L33T shoots energy at Jordan, but he struggles through it to
turn off the power |
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L33T
"I...can...noooot....beee....ssssttttoooppppeeeeddd....." |
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Outside, the lady of dark looks towards the lab, then
screams and fades out. |
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L33T deactivates and Jordan gives a sigh of relif, then
walks outside. He looks around confused. |
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JORDAN
"What happend to the robot Pooh?" |
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JJ and Jason arrive. They have various bandaids and stuff. |
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JJ
"Jordan! What happend?" |
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JASON
"Wheres pooh, let me at him, noone
takes my body, noone!" |
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JORDAN
"Hes gone, its over, i destroyed
L33T." |
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JJ
"Good, then the world can now be
at peace." |
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They stare at him for a while. Then shake thier heads and
walk away |
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INT. DOC SCHMUTZ - DAY |
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They are all standing there talking |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
"Well then thats that. So much for
my super computer." |
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JORDAN
"Its for the best Doc." |
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DOC. SCHMUTZ
(Sighing)
"I suppose your right, but i
wonder what happend to pooh?" |
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They all turn to look at the camera suspisously |
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NARRATOR
(Everyone says it)
"Nahhhhh" |
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They all leave with various excuses, gotta make phone calls,
stuff like that |
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As they leave, pooh can be seen looking through the window,
then disappearing. |
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Fade out and roll credits. |
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THE END |
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