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Sesaame Screet
by Danny Brinker (DBscripts@hotmail.com)

Rated: R   Genre: Comedy   User Review: *1/2
Sesame Street keeps it real as the daring Danny Brinker takes you into the world of Jim Henson if the senarios were that of the "real world"...warning this screenplay contains gratuitous profanity and adult sitiations.


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SESAAME SCREET

FADE IN:

INT. A CONCERT HALL, ON STAGE - DAY
                                                            
You cannot see the stage. The lights are out and the world
as we can see is in total darkness. Two light blue spot
lights come to life shining on center stage, uncovering an
average height man of a large frame standing there in a
rented tux. His name is Danny Brinker, and he is the writer
of this horrid Screenplay.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Good day to all. I'm Danny Brinker
and yes, the story you are about
to read did indeed come solely out
of the twisted, and demented mind
of myself.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Now, I'll speak in segments like
this so that the words won't run
together and you wont bore easily.
But I promise, just make it
through this first scene and the
rest will be worth your while.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
A wise man once said, "contriversy
creates cash". What a statement,
and I am a firm believer that this
is one hundred and fifty percent
true.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
And since I want to be a
writer/director someday, and make
a living in hollywood then it only
makes since to stur up a little
old fashioned Con-tro-versy.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Many hours of research and thought
has gone into what you are about
to read. So I will give you all
fair warning ahead of time.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
If you are easily offended by
others opinions then close out
this screenplay right now. As an
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2.

                       DANNY BRINKER (cont'd)
american I have the freedom of
speech so you can all get over it.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
As you guessed from the title,
this will make fun of the classic
childrens show "Sesame Street". I
watch the show every morning so I
know what I'm talking about in
this story. nothing is made up too
much.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
So I ask you, is this show really
susposed to prepare our youth to
face the realities of LIFE?
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
If so then our future is in more
doo doo than we thought. They're
already facing bird flu's and gay
marriages.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Lets face it, problems arent
solved in 45 minutes and they sure
as heck don't end "with a great
big hug, and a kiss from me to
you" (as a big, fat, gay, purple
dinosaur used to say)
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Watch Sesame Street one morning to
see my point. Big Bird is slightly
bi-polar, Cookie Monster's
obsession is worse than you think,
and Baby Bear is very gullible.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
"Its a kids show" you say? Our
kids see Cookie Monster and think
that its "funny" to be overly
obsessed with something. Its not.
and my version of Cookie Monster
will demonstrate how being
obsessed with something will send
you down a path to destruction.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Do your kids believe in true love?
Kermitt and Miss Piggy show how
two differnt species can love each
other for each other...But lets
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3.

                       DANNY BRINKER (cont'd)
face it, when was the last time
you saw a drop dead gorgeous model
walking hand in hand with a 500
pound bum?
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Do you think that Elmo's over
feminate side is normal? If your
son acts girly, get him in sports
quick!!!
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Most likely I'll get several nasty
emails from Parents, Gays, Harry
Potter freaks, and the surviving
family of John Gacy. Remember him?
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
I really ask you to read through
every single page before you
judge...hey, maybe laugh a little
too.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
And please, leave me a comment,
whether it be good or bad. I'll
see you at the Hollywood premier
of this film and I'll thank you
all when I'm excepting my Emmy.
Hey I can dream.
                                                            
Danny Brinker steps off stage and You have now began the
mystical journey into my mind...My very twisted mind, hee
hee. So we'll begin. Can you tell me how to get, How to get
to sesame streeeeet?
                                                            
 
INT. MAURY SHOW: IN A STUDIO - DAY
                                                            
We're live at the Maury Show tapings. Maury sits in his
chair to the left of Miss Piggy. The camera man gives him
the cue and he begins.
                                                            
                       MAURY
Welcome back to the Maury show!
We're joined here today by a woman
by the name of Miss Piggy. Miss
Piggy believes that her boy friend
of the past 25 years is cheating
on her and she wants answers..and
she wants them now.
                                                            

4.

                       MISS PIGGY
Yes. That is indubidily correct.
                                                            
                       MAURY
Now I've got to ask, after 25 long
years of dating why havent you two
gotten married??
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
      (crying)
I just don't know. I've always
wanted him to ask me but he just
hasnt popped the question yet.
                                                            
                       MAURY
Well Miss Piggy, I promise that
before the show is over we'll not
only find out if he is indeed
cheating on you, but we're going
to find out why in the heck after
25 years of dating he hasn't
married you.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
Finally! Thank you so much.
                                                            
                       MAURY
Well, lets bring him out now. Miss
Piggy's boy friend of 25 years,
Kermitt The Frog!
                                                            
Kermitt comes out to loads of boos and jeers. dozens of
beeps come from his mouth as he shoots up two green, blured,
middle fingers.
                                                            
                       MAURY
Welcome to the show, Kermitt.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Well f*** you too!
                                                            
                       MAURY
Now Kermitt, do you know why Miss
Piggy has brought you here today?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
No clue, Usually she brings me the
the all you can eat buffet.. Ha ha
ha Soo Weeeee!
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
Kermie stop. Grow up and be
serious for once.
                                                            

5.

                       KERMITT THE FROG
Piggy stop. Drink slim fast and go
Jenny Craig for once.
                                                            
                       MAURY
Kermitt!! Stop it now. Miss Piggy
how have you lasted in this for so
many years.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
I guess I'm just longing for the
days of the old Kermitt. The
Kermitt that sang songs and danced
and made children all over the
world happy. Where is that
Kermitt?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Up yours!!!
                                                            
                       MAURY
Why did you stop caring for the
children of the world?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
What did the children ever do for
me? Nothing! Jim Henson never
upped my pay or anything. I was
brought down to the mid card of
the show by a big fat yellow bird!
I mean really... I used to be the
star of Sesame Street and
now...I'm not even a back ground
actor. I've been reduced to lame
a** muppet movies. How is it that
they can justify dropping me to
hanging on a pole as a scare crow
in a terrible remake of "wizard of
Oz"???
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
Big Bird was you protegie! You
raised him from a chick.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
When an animal bites the hand that
feeds you its time to put the
animal down!
                                                            

6.

                       MISS PIGGY
Whoa...are you saying that that
taxi taking Big Bird to the
poultry shop yesterday wasnt an
accident!
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
      (In a deep german
       accent)
You heared notzing...NOTZING!
                                                            
                       MAURY
Wait a second. We're really
getting off topic here. Kermitt do
you love Miss Piggy.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Well No.
                                                            
Miss Piggy buries her face in her hands as Maury tries to
comfort her. The audiance boo's Kermitt down in the Ground.
He stands up bleeping and shooting middle fingers.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
What? What then? You dont know me!
You dont know me a** Clown! what?
Yo what?
                                                            
                       MAURY
Is that true Kermitt?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Yes and no. So next time you fags
let me finish before you judge yo.
                                                            
                       MAURY
Ok, finish. Everyone hush. Lets
hear this.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
No, I dont love her...At least not
species wise. I mean a Frog and a
Pig dont exactly make the perfect
couple. What would our famimlies
think. My parents would disown me
if i brought over some green,
snouted, warted a** Pig-Frog grand
kids. But At the same time I do
love her...AS A BOOTY CALL!!! SOO
WEEEEEE
                                                            
Kermitt reaches over and grabs Miss Piggy's breasts.
                                                            

7.

                       KERMITT THE FROG
Honk Honk!!! Turn them head lights
on low beam. Shaazaaam
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
You told me you loved me!!!
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Well, April fools Pig girl!
                                                            
Soft sappy love music begins to play and Kermitt and Miss
Piggy randomly break out into song, like on so many Muppet
movies and sesame street shows.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
      (singing)
Oh you said that you loved me.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
      (singing)
I lied, Can't you f***ing see?
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
      (singing)
I guess you loved me in the past.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
      (singing)
Well that was just for a**
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
      (singing)
You heart used to be so big
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
      (singing)
I'm tired of f***ing a pig.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
      (singing)
Is our love just for sex?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
      (singing)
f***ing stop eating all the chex
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
      (singing)
What can I do to make us strong?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
      (singing)
Piggy wear a f***ing thong.
                                                            

8.

                       MISS PIGGY
      (singing)
I am...Can't you see?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
      (singing)
Your fat's in the way for me
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
      (singing)
I give love, and you just back
off.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
      (singing)
hmm...I think I'll go wack off
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
      (singing)
Let me do it for you.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
      (singing)
No you dont swallow, last time you
chewed.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
      (singing)
Let Maury save our love
todaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
      (singing)
OINK SOO WEE, OINK SOO WEEEEEE-AY
                                                            
MUSIC CUTS
                                                            
(BEAT)
                                                            
                       MAURY
Do you guys randomly break out
into song like that often?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Depends on what Mr. Henson writes
in the script...but yeah.
                                                            
                       MAURY
This isn't scripted though.
                                                            

9.

                       KERMITT THE FROG
Well if the mood strikes then we
f***ing adlib you f***ing touchy,
feely prick.
                                                            
                       MAURY
Why did you never ask her to marry
you?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Well Jim Henson just never really
wrote an engagement and marriage
into our scripts.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
d..d.d...did I
st..st..stu..stutt...st...
Stutter?
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
Everything is about the show.
Everything is about show buisness.
What about us? You'd choose your
career over me!
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
You think???
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
Why is everything about what Jim
Henson writes?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Its my job. Its how I make a
living. Its how...if we were
married...I'd bring home the
(snickers) BACON!!
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
Is that another pig joke??? Wart
a**.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
(Squeals) Oink oink. Hey whats for
dinner honey? Oh we're eating your
uncle Porky. Well th th th thats
all folks. (squeals) I'm going to
oink you up tonight. Woo Baby.
Sooooo WEE. Soooooo Wee. Piggily
Wiggily!
                                                            

10.

                       MAURY
I'm definately not going to forget
this show...ever. Well Miss Piggy,
now you know why Kermitt wont
marry you. But lets find out if
he's a cheater or not.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
I aint cheating on the Hog.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
I'll bet.
                                                            
                       MAURY
Well we're going to find out for
sure. Because before the show we
sent Kermitt to a room with a
sexy decoy. Little did he know, we
had top secret spy cameras set up
in the room. Lets see what
happened. Eh Kermitt?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
This is bull s***!
                                                            
The picture comes to the monitor. It simply shows The
attractive black woman lying on her stomache with her
clothes on and Kermitt dry humping her.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
You Prick!
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Hey, Mar man, tell Crystal That
I'm sorry about that stain but It
should come out with a brillo pad
and hot water.
                                                            
                       MAURY
Earlier in the show Kermitt took a
lie detector test. And guess what?
We have the results right here!
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
I'm not sure if I want to hear the
results.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Aw Piggy, baby I told the truth.
This here might help to save our
relationship.
                                                            

11.

                       MAURY
He's right, Miss Piggy. That is if
you want to save the relationship.
                                                            
Miss Piggy hesitates then looks at Kermitt, who is wearing a
plastic halo hair bow.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
Yes, Maury. I want to save this
relationship. I'm going to give
him this one last chance to redeem
himself.
                                                            
                       MAURY
Lets hear it for her.
                                                            
The audiance shows there support for her forgiving attitude.
                                                            
                       MAURY
      (reading from his
       paper.)
OK, in the case of Kermitt the
Frog: When asked if he had cheated
on you any in the last year of the
relationship, he
responded...(beat) " 'F' No, you
fag". We have determined that this
is a lie. And Kermitt has actually
cheated on you six hundred and
seventy eight times in the past
year. And all with the same
individual...Elmorita.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
Kermitt!!!! How could you break my
heart like this?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Don't you mean "How can you break
my cholesterol and greased up
heart?" Soooo wee!
                                                            
                       MAURY
Now listen you! I've had it up to
hear with your insults on someone
who loved you more than life
itself.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Maybe more than life, but not more
than all those late night supreme
pizzas.
                                                            

12.

                       MISS PIGGY
Who is this Elmorita??? I want a
piece of her a**. I'm going to
beat her brains out right here,
right now!
                                                            
                       ELMO (VO)
      (Elmorita)
Oh Testify!!!
                                                            
Out steps Elmorita, who is actually Elmo with a wig and a
dress on. Dozens of bleeps come from "her" mouth as "she"
flashes two red, blured out middle fingers.
                                                            
                       ELMO
      (Elmorita)
(bleep) You dont know me! (bleep)
                                                            
Miss Piggy takes to the air knocking "Elmorita" down and she
begins pounding her in the face.

Elmorita grabs both of Miss Piggy's nipples, pinching as
Piggy writhes in pain. Elmorita stands up and delivers
several b**** slaps to Piggy.

Piggy catches the fourth slap with her mouth and begins to
eat Elmorita's hand.
                                                            
                       ELMO
      (Elmorita)
That's my wack off hand you
f***ing Hog!
                                                            
Elmorita kicks Piggy between her legs. And delivers an earth
shattering pile driver. (which is where Piggy's head goes
between Elmorita's legs and Elmo lifts up her lower body and
sits down sending Piggy's head crashing into the floor.)

Elmorita stands up and starts swinging "her" hips the crowd.
unbeknowings to "her" Piggy sits up behind her and delivers
a painful headbutt to the back of Elmorita's head knocking
off "her" wig revealing "her" urrrr I mean him to be Elmo.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
Elmo??
                                                            
                       MAURY
Elmo???
                                                            
The studio audiance gasps
                                                            
Kermitt's eyes buldge to the max making a "glass shattering"
noice.
                                                            

13.

                       KERMITT THE FROG
Elmo???? What the holy f***!
                                                            
                       ELMO
Elmo not Elmorita. Elmorita thinks
you have the wrong monster.
                                                            
                       MAURY
Jesus christ, Elmo, we can see
plain as day that its you.
                                                            
                       ELMO
No you can't! Elmorita is not
Elmo.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
      (standing up)
You did'nt tell me you were a man!
                                                            
                       ELMO
Elmo just trying to get in touch
with his feminate side.
                                                            
                       MAURY
Kermitt, how could you not tell
that Elmo was a boy?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Look at my crotch! Look at it!
What do you see? You dont f***ing
see anything. Jim Henson forgot to
add genitals for the muppets.
                                                            
                       ELMO
Elmo sorry. Elmo just confused.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
I'll show you confused you f***ing
queer.
                                                            
Kermitt pulls out a chrome 38 from behind his back...(by the
way how to cartoons do that?)
                                                            
                       MAURY
Kermitt, wait! Don't do this! Its
not worth it!
                                                            
The camera fades out as we hear screams from Miss Piggy and
"Elmo sorry"
                                                            
 

14.

EXT. BIG BIRDS NEST - DAY
                                                            
Big Bird sits in his nest singing the alphabet with his
teddy bear, Radar.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
A, B, C, D, P, Z, T, Q, A,
ello-em-mino V...... ah f*** it,
Radar.(singing) Now I hate my
ABC's next time wont you f*** with
me.
                                                            
                       GORDON (VO)
Hey, Big Bird
                                                            
Gordon, Big Bird's bald, and black neighbor of 123 Sesaame
Screet walks up holding a gift wrapped package.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
      (Holding out his
       fist)
Yo, whats crack-a-lacking my
nigga'?
                                                            
                       GORDON
Looks like christmas came early
for you Big Bird. You got this
here dandy present in the mail
today. I hope its something nice.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
Yeah well its mine, so get your
black, grubby hands off of it.
(back to nice mode) Oh and thanks
for bringing it over
                                                            
                       GORDON
Not a problem. We dont want your
Bi-Polar-ness to kill another mail
man.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
Oh, I never want that to happen
again.(Mood switch) WELL GET YOUR
FEET THE F***ING STEPPING!
                                                            
Without hesitation Gordon steps out. Leaving Big Bird to
open his present.
                                                            

15.

                       BIG BIRD
      (reading the tag)
To..To...B..B... Oh....Chee I sure
wish I could read. How will I ever
know who this present is from?
                                                            
(BEAT) BIG BIRD EXPERIENCES A MOOD SWING
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
Hey Gordon!!! Get your f***ing,
lazy, black a** over here!
                                                            
Gordon steps back over.
                                                            
                       GORDON
You just told me to leave Big
Bird.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
Yeah??? You gotta f***ing problem
with it?
                                                            
                       GORDON
No. Not at all. (Looks at his
watch) Ah, 31 seconds time for a
new mood.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
Aw Gordon I'm glad you came. I
don't know how to read and I need
help reading the tag so I'll know
who sent me my early christmas
present.
                                                            
                       GORDON
What'd I tell ya? Sure, Big Bird.
It says "To: Big Bird, From:
Kermitt the Frog. Merry Early
Christmas."
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
Hey thats me...Boy oh boy I cant
wait to open.....Hey why dont you
go f*** your mother, Gordon. Can't
you see this is mine? MINE, MINE,
ALL F***ING MINE!
                                                            
Gordon breathes a deep sigh and and walks away.
                                                            
Big Bird opens up the gift and when he pulls it out it's
Elmo's bloodied, mingled head.
                                                            

16.

                       BIG BIRD
Oh my gosh! Its Elmo. Why would
Kermitt send me something like
this? Maybe I've done something
wrong. I.......WHY THAT F***ING
WART A** FROG! WHAT'S THIS
SUSPOSED TO BE? A JOKE? I'M GOING
DOWN TO HIS HOUSE AND I'M GOING TO
RAPE HIS HOG, BREAK ALL OF HIS
LEGS AND SMOTHER HIM TILL HE DIEs,
and I sure hope that we can still
be friends. Gosh I hope he isn't
as mad at me as he was at Elmo.
                                                            
Big Bird climbs out of his nest and makes his way down the
side walk singing his familiar and not so familiar walking
song.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
      (singing)
Oh, can you show me how to get,
how to get to sesame street? La La
La La......WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH
ALL THAT JUNK, ALL THAT JUNK
BACKED IN YOUR TRUNK. I'M GONNA
GONNA GONNA GET YOU DRUNK, GET YOU
DRUNK...
                                                            
 
EXT. OUTSIDE THE CANDY SHOP - DAY
                                                            
Rosetta steps out of the Candy shoppe holding a big pack of
Oreo's.
                                                            
                       ROSETTA
It sure was nice of my granny to
give me all that money for my
birthday. I was able to buy this
big pack of oreo's, which I plan
to eat all by myself.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER (VO)
Oh, no you dont.
                                                            
A big, blue, furry arm turns Rosetta around and she is faced
to face with Cookie Monster, who is wearing a red ski mask
with chocolate chip cookies on it. The "mugger" is holding a
small water gun in his right hand.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
Give me Cookies!!!
                                                            

17.

                       ROSETTA
No, Cookie Monster these are mine!
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
What? Me no Cookie Monster. Me
de...de... de masked Cookie
mugger..Oogie boogie boogie, give
me cookies
                                                            
                       ROSETTA
Cookie Monster, any dumb a**, like
yourself would know that its you
under that gay mask.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
No it not! Me must have de
cookies. Me want cookies now. If
you do not give me cookies, me
kill you then, me eat the cookies,
then me put bullet in me brain.
                                                            
                       ROSETTA
Cookie, thats a water gun. Thats
not going to hurt anyone. If you
stop being such a Baby a** I might
share a cookie with you.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
Huuuuuh! Oh ok me sorry. ha ha ha.
dat funny joke eh? Me a f***ing
prankster.
                                                            
                       ROSETTA
(laughs) Ok, Cookie that was a
funny enough joke to earn a
cookie. here. (Hands him a cookie)
                                                            
Within seconds the cookie is devoured even though if you
look closely Cookie Monster never actually eats the cookie,
he just cruches it up with his hands and lets it all fall
out on the ground. (just wondering if i was the only one who
notised that)
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
Mmmmm Cookie good. Me want nother
one.
                                                            
                       ROSETTA
hey you could ask nicely.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
Ok, me ask nicely...ahem me say
please........
                                                            

18.

                       ROSETTA
I dont think so. Your obsession
with cookies isn't healthy. At
all.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
Me no have problem. Me just love
cookies! f*** you.
                                                            
                       ROSETTA
No one loves cookies that much.
                                                            
Fast beated Disco music begins to play.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
      (singing)
Me love cookies
They make me horny
I trade my life and famly'
Just for half of a Cookie
I will kill you right now
For a cookie ow ow ow
Me no know why me say ow
But on cookie me must chow.
So give me that cookie
Or your maker you'll see
And if you eat them to peices
I'll eat them in your feces
cause meeeee bam bam bam
love theeeee bam bam bam
COOOOOOOKIE. ME LOVE COOKIES.
                                                            
The music tone switches to slow and sad music.
                                                            
                       ROSETTA
      (singing)
Cookie look at you
Just what'd you do
kill your friend
make my life end
For what? a cookie?
you're mother f***ing kooky.
so NO, its for your good
No cookie for a f***ing lood.
                                                            
Suddenly Cookie Monster grabs Rosetta and breaks her neck.
Then he proceeds to beat her senseless with the water gun
untill he breaks in his hand.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
      (In distress)
Oh, no! someone kill my best
friend Rosetta. Hmmm me can not
            (MORE)

19.

                       COOKIE MONSTER (cont'd)
let her cookies go to waste. She
would not want me too. Oh boo
hoo...sniff sniff. Me must eat
these cookies...for her!
                                                            
He grabs the cookies and runs away.
                                                            
Grover runs up to Rosetta's dead body.
                                                            
                       GROVER
Hey! He can not do that to this
young girl. This looks like it may
be a job for soop..........per
Grover.
                                                            
Grover begins to twirl around like a tornado for several
minutes untill he is in his cape and knights helmet.
                                                            
                       GROVER
      (Super Grover)
Now all I need is the
"Soop.........per Grover"
attitude.
                                                            
Grover pulls out a joint and rolls up some weed and begins
to smoke it. The screen becomes fuzzy and multi-colored as
slow, soft jazz music plays. Images of Grover pole dancing,
devouring buffet bars, and rolling on the ground laughing
flash by.
                                                            
                       GROVER
      (Super Grover)
Now I, Soop........per Grover have
the power, the wit, and the
stunning sex appeal to track down
this masked cookie mugger and
bring him to justice. I hope he
brought his striped pajama's cause
he's going to be sleeping over at
the queer house for a loooonnng
time.
                                                            
Rosetta sits up, bloodied and mangled.
                                                            
                       ROSETTA
Grover, you f***ing moron. Its
Cookie Monster...just go find him.
                                                            
Rosetta falls back down to the earth, dead as a door nail.
                                                            
                       GROVER
      (Super Grover)
My super senses tell me that I'd
            (MORE)

20.

                       GROVER (cont'd)
be a f***ing moron if I didn't
know that this was the evil work
of Coooookie Monster. Yah. I will
go and bring him to justice.
                                                            
Grover takes to the sky, crashing into a school bus. Slowly
he gets up and flies off into the sky.
                                                            
Bert walks by carrying bird seed when he sees Rosetta's body
lying there. He pauses. He looks to his left, the to his
right. Slowly he sits the bird seed down.

Bert looks to his left once more, the to his right. He pulls
out of his pocket a bottle of viagra and takes a pill.

Bert looks to his left one last time, then to his right. He
slowly un zips his pants.
                                                            
 
EXT. STEPS OF 123 SESAAME SCREET - DAY
                                                            
Baby Bear sits alone. He is very depressed. He sighs a
couple of times then realizes that the camera is on him.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Oh, Hi there! As you can pwobably
see, I'm ve-wee sad today. You see
My wee little heart is broken
because my best fwiend Telly is
gone to visit his fami-wee in
Ohio. This weaves me all awone for
the weekend.
                                                            
A big black buick pulls up on the street corner. The door
opens and out steps John Gacy.
                                                            

21.

AUTHORS NOTE: I just want to jump into the script for one
moment. The purpose of this screenplay isn't to only poke
fun at a Children's show, which by the way at 19 years old I
still watch, but its also to basically show kids, in a wild
and crazy way what the real world is like. First off, if
you're reading this, I want to praise you for not closing
out the script allready because I'm not so sure that many
people are going to even make it this far to read this
without trashing it. Because I am very well aware that I
have turned a kids show into an extremely adult comedy. This
next part may be going alittle over board. I hope not. For
the older readers, think back and see if you can remember
who John Gacy was. If not look him up on the internet. He
was a childrens clown who in the end turned out to have
kidnapped, tortured, raped, and killed more than 30
men....yes men. Thankyou once again for putting up with this
script thus far and I hope that you experience many more
laughs to come. Thanks. Danny Brinker
                                                            
John Gacy, 6 feet tall and darn near 300 pounds walks up and
has a seat next to Baby Bear. His face is downed with clown
make up.
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Hey there Baby Bear.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Hewwo. I dont be-weave I've seen
you around Sesame Street before.
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
      (chokes)
Urr uh well I'm just passing
through. Why are you sitting here
all alone with no one in the world
to talk to?
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Well, my best friend Telly is gone
for the weekend to visit some of
his re-wa-tives.
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Aww..you poor
little...cute...adorable,
scrumptious, curvey cutie. You
need a friend.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Yeah I weawwy do. or at-weast for
the weekend.
                                                            

22.

                       JOHN GACY
Well I think we need to find you a
friend then.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Hey are you a cwown?
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Why yes! As a matter of a fact I
am a clown. Do you like Clowns.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Oh no no no. I'm scared of them
actuwawwy.
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Well then I dont supose I can be
your friend then. I mean for the
weekend.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
No...If you dont mind.
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Not at all. SAY!!!! I have a
"little" friend you can play with
this weekend.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Wittle? You mean like a wee wittle
elf?
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Yeah! Like a wee wittle elf.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Weawwy?? Whats he wook like?
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Well he's very small...Small to
you and me. He finds himself to be
very well sizely endowed. Next to
you and me he's only 6 inches
tall.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
6 inches??? wowsers
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Yeah, and he only has one eye too
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Wow! Wike a cy-cwops
                                                            

23.

                       JOHN GACY
Yeah and when his friends are
feeling really sad...like you are,
he spits out a white passion juice
that makes them feel all warm and
fuzzy inside.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Weawwy?!?!? Oh Be still my heart.
What kind of games does he like to
play?
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
His favorite game is something
called "Hotdog in a key hole".
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
That sounds de-wissious. How do
you pway that?
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Well he first straps you down in
the back seat of my car...with
these magical leather strings, on
your belly. Then you have to try
to guess when and where he puts
the hotdog in the key hole. Its
very fun. Plus you get to sniff
this white powder that makes it OH
SO MUCH MORE FUN.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Count me in then!
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Yes!!! Oh papa's getting some
tonight!
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Where is he?
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Oh he's closer than you think,
Baby Bear. In my car. Lets go
play.
                                                            

24.

                       BABY BEAR
Oh no sir. Mama bear and papa bear
told Baby Bear to never get into a
Black buick with a stranger who
has a six inch friend with one eye
that spits out passion juice and
plays a game called hotdog in the
keyhole.
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Did they really tell you that?
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Abso-wutely. We have a safety talk
every night before bed time. We
cover a differ-went topic each
night. Last night's topic was
"Strange clown men in black buicks
with six inch friends with one eye
that spits passion juice and like
to play games called hotdog in the
keyhole"
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
So what does your parents tell you
about strangers that'd make you
not want to play with my little
buddie...
                                                            
A PIANO INTRO RANDOMLY PLAYS.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
      (singing)
A wittle boy was in his own home
While his mommy went to the store
He heard a sound. Someone was
knocking, wo wo wo
Someone knocking at the door
The little boy knew not to answer
For a stranger may be there
The boy had learned some rules of
safety
So he sat still in his chair

Safety is important in every way.
If you want to keep your "key
hole" size to stay.



                                                            

25.

                       JOHN GACY
yeah but I'm sure he was just the
pizza boy.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
      (singing)
A little girl was outside walking
Down the sidewalk of her street
A strange red car pulled up beside
her
Probably well within ten feet
The driver then rolled down his
window
Waved and said a kind hello
The little girl, she took off
running
This was someone she didn't know
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Yeah but dont you think that was
just her six inch buddy?
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Well maybe but the song doesn't
say.
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Oh...well hey! I'm not a stranger,
now am I?
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
I dont weawwy know which catergory
you fall under because we just
met.
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Well would a stranger know that
the letter of the day is "D".
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Ahhhh wike Daisy.
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Or dike.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Or doggy.
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Or dick.
                                                            

26.

                       BABY BEAR
Say...I guess you're not a
stranger. OK. Lets go pway hotdog
in the keyhole with your wee
little fwiend. By the way, whats
his name?
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Umm...Dick. Dick Tooball
                                                            
John Gacy and Baby Bear both get into the backseat of his
black buick. The car shakes back and forth.
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY (VO)
Are you ready Baby Bear?
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR (VO)
Weady...Wheres your wee little
fwiend?
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY (VO)
Right here!
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR (VO)
He wives in your pants?
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY (vo)
Doesnt all boys' wee wittle
friends live in there pants?
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR (VO)
I dont know. Jim Henson didn't
give his Muppets genitals.
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY (VO)
Well I'm no muppet. so lie down on
your stomache and let me strap you
down.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR (VO)
OK. (beat) How's that?
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY (VO)
Perfect! (beat) there you're
strapped in.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR (VO)
Wets pway hotdog in the keyhole!
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY (VO)
OK, Baby Bear...here comes a
healthy dose of passion juice!
                                                            

27.

                       BABY BEAR (VO)
OUCH!! HEY THATS NOT A KEY HOLE,
THATS MY WEE WITTLE A**! OUCH!!!
MAMA BEAR! HELP! PAPA BEAR!!!
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY (VO)
Come on kid, just enjoy it. Guy's
like you die virgins so you should
just be happy.
                                                            
 
INT. COOKIE MONSTER'S HOME - DAY
                                                            
Cookie Monster is busy devouring several bags of
Cookies...urr he's crunching them up in his mouth and
letting them fall to the floor.

A knock comes to the door.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
Who the f*** interupt me and my
coooookies?
                                                            
He sets his bag down as his eye's go in crazy directions. He
makes his way to the door.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
It better not be salesman or me
break them neck, unless they sell
cookies.
                                                            
He opens the door and Sooo.......per Grover dives in
knocking him off his feet. Cookie Monsters size has no
trouble in getting him off of him. Cookie Monster locks in
an arm lock, twisting Grovers arm around and around. His
Bones crack.
                                                            
                       GROVER
      (Super Grover)
OH GOD!! SHOULDER F***! CRAZY EYES
IS BREAKING MY HEROIC ARM. OH
MOTHER OF ALL MOTHERS OF ALL
MOTHER F***ERS
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
Why you jump on me when me eat
cookies?
                                                            
                       GROVER
      (Super Grover)
I just want to talk...Soo.....per
Grover just needs to talk.
                                                            

28.

                       COOKIE MONSTER
Me no talk to Sooo...per Grover.
Me talk to Grover only.
                                                            
                       GROVER
      (Super Grover)
OK...shaaaaaaaazzzzzzaaaaaaaam!
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
You no Soo........per Grover no
more?
                                                            
                       GROVER
Yep I'm just a cute, furry little
monster who is your friend.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
      (realeasing Grover)
OK me talk.
                                                            
                       GROVER
Cookie, Not only did you just
break my arm in about 50 f***ing
places but you killed Rosetta
for...for cookies!
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
No me didnt! Me no kill no one for
cookie. Me plead the fifth.
                                                            
                       GROVER
Hey dumb a** There were witnesses.
I'm going to have to make a
citizens arrest.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
NO YOU DONT BLUE F***ER!
                                                            
Cookie Monster quickly snaps Grover's neck. He pulls out
another water gun and beats him over the head with it untill
he dies.

Cookie Monster grabs Grovers limp body and stuffs it in his
freezer.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
There. No one turn me in for
something me can't help. ME NEED
MORE COOKIES.
                                                            
He realizes that he is out of Cookies. His eyes begin to
buldge and he starts foaming at the mouth. He begins to
scream. He grabs a baseball bat.
                                                            

29.

                       COOKIE MONSTER
Me go rob cookie store. But me
need gun. Where me get gun? Oooh
me know. Me take this bat and go
kill police man, then me take his
gun and go rob Cookie store.
Yeah...yeah yeah yeah. Dat what me
do.
                                                            
Cookie Monster runs out of his house.
                                                            
IN THE STREET
                                                            
Cookie spots a police officer patrolling. His gun shimmers
in Cookie Monster's eyes. He yells "Cookie" and runs over
holding the bat over his head..
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
Stop you f***! Now me take gun and
go get cookies....COOKIES!
                                                            
                       COP
Now son, I can't give you my gun.
Its verrrryyy dangerous. (looks at
camera) Thats right kids. Don't
ever play with your parents guns.
They are very dangerous.
                                                            
A drum roll of execution music begins to play as Cookie
Monster goes into song, still foaming at the mouth.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
      (singing)
Oh Copper can't you see-O.
Not giving me gun isn't cool or
neat-O.
So me guess me have to make you
bleed-O
Just like Rocky did appolo Creed-O
And on me two fists you feed-O
Just like they two giant Cheeto's
                                                            
Cookie Monster takes one big swing knocking the Cops head
clean off of his head. Then he proceeds to beat the limp
body with 76 blows from the bat. He takes the gun, still
foaming at the mouth.
                                                            
Cookie Monster runs down the street leaving a trail of foam
from his mouth from the dead cop all the way to his
destination.
                                                            
 

30.

EXT. STREET CORNER - NIGHT
                                                            
Zoe, the little orange Monster is standing on the side of
the road dressed in a short, mini dress, jewelry, fish net
stockings, fake eye lashes and a purse. She rests one leg,
stretched out into the road.
                                                            
Suddenly a lid crashes off of a trash can and Oscar the
Grouch peers his ugly, green head out, holding a hand full
of cash.
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Hey yo hood rat, how much for a
doggy back?
                                                            
                       ZOE
ninety bucks, cash.
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
d*** I only have 60.
                                                            
                       ZOE
Welp, find another 30 or you dont
get none of Zoe Girl.
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
What if I throw in some free
drinks.
                                                            
                       ZOE
Why? So you can get me drunk and
f*** me in everyway known to man?
Screwing me in the front, back,
mouth and maybe lubricating your
dick enough to f*** the arches of
my feet?
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Wow I never thought of that....but
no. I just want a little action.
Besides, I dont drink alcohol of
any sort, cept maybe a daiquiri
here and there and I'm all out of
that.
                                                            
                       ZOE
Well....That depends. What are we
drinking?
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Onion and Feces juice.
                                                            

31.

Zoe vomits all over Oscar. He simply licks it off of his
face.
                                                            
                       ZOE
What? are you f***ing retarded or
something?
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Hey dont diss the piss untill
you've pissed it out when you take
a piss....Thats what I always say.
                                                            
                       ZOE
I wouldnt sleep with you even if
that last statement did make any
sense.
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Well why the f*** not?
                                                            
                       ZOE
Because you are nasty! Not to
mention the biggest a** bum on
Sesaame Screet. Everyone always
talks about how bad you stink. You
don't bathe. You dont work. hell,
you live in a trash can for
Christs sakes. You are the single
most nasty individual I know...or
wish I didnt know.
                                                            
Country music notes from a guitar begin to play.
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
      (singing)
Well Zoe, i used to be your
average Joe.
Much like you used to be a virgin.
I worked and worked but wanted so
much Mo'
I gave myself a perfect 10.
And that was till I said....
f*** it
f*** it
Lordy Lordy f*** it
f*** it
f*** it
Lordy Lordy f*** it
I was hip and I was cool
The sexiest Grouch around
Was an honor kid at school
Diamond, gem to be found.
But that was till I said....
            (MORE)

32.

                       OSCAR THE GROUCH (cont'd)
f*** it
f*** it
Lordy Lordy f*** it
f*** it
f*** it
Lordy Lordy f*** it
Now I live in a trash can
I eat my own feces.
Now I'd even f*** a man
Cause no one wants my
"Wooga-Beces"
f*** it
why'd I say f*** it?
Lordy Lordy fu....
                                                            
                       ZOE
OK!!!!! Enough. I cant take that
rednecked country music. Listen. I
really need the cash so go take a
bath and clean your trash can and
maybe I'll do it with you for 60
bucks...but no drink please...
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Done and Done-er. Be right back
sweet thang.
                                                            
Oscar disaperes into his trash can, leaving Zoe alone on the
street.

A black Buick belonging to John Gacy pulls up. The door
opens up and Baby Bear steps out.

Baby Bear walks towards Zoe bow legged. We can only wonder
why....;)
                                                            
                       ZOE
Hi Baby Bear.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Oh hewwo Zoe. What are you doing?
                                                            
                       ZOE
Oh you know...just hanging out.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
By yourself?
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY (VO)
s***
                                                            
Zoe and Baby Bear turn to see John Gacy making his way out
of the vehicle.
                                                            

33.

                       JOHN GACY
She's prostituting Baby Bear,
don't be such a f***ing retard.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
That sounds more fun than Hotdog
in the key hole. How do you play?
                                                            
                       ZOE
      (clearing throat)
Umm Baby Bear, Who's your friend?
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
John Gacy. And Baby Bear,
prostitution means having sex for
money. Isn't that right Zoe? I
mean come on, if you're big enough
to do the crime you should be just
as big to admit it.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Well what the h*** is sex?
                                                            
                       ZOE
Baby Bear, sex is a beautiful
thing that is shared between two
people who love each other very
much. Its kinda how you were born.
Babies come from sex.
                                                            
Oscar pops out of his trash can.
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Hey baby, I just showered and now
I'm half way done cleaning my
can...that a'way we can get down
and do the dirty.
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Thats another way of saying having
sex, Baby Bear.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Weawwy?!!!! Oscar, you and Zoe are
going to have sex?
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
d*** Skippy!
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
You two love each other! How
beautiful! When's the wedding?
                                                            

34.

                       ZOE
Me and Oscar aren't in
love...thats f***ing nasty!
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Huh???
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Listen Baby B**** we don't love
each other...I just want to f***
some cheap puppet a**!
                                                            
                       ZOE
Go clean up or you wont be f***ing
this piece of puppet a**.
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Check!
                                                            
Oscar disaperes back into his can.
                                                            
                       ZOE
Baby Bear, This is John Gacy. He's
a man who was arrested, tried and
executed for kidnapping, raping,
torturing and murdering like 32
men in the 1970's.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
What is rape?
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Its a game.
                                                            
                       ZOE
No! Its forcing someone to have
sex with you!
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Force!!! Thats Hor-wi-ble!
                                                            
                       ZOE
By the way...how the h*** did you
get out of prison?!!!
                                                            
                       JOHN GACY
Its very simple you see. Mr. Danny
Brinker...the writer of this award
winning screenplay rented a time
machine and went back to the
1970's. Then he sweet talked the
prison warden and talked him into
letting me visit Sesaame Screet to
            (MORE)

35.

                       JOHN GACY (cont'd)
promote stranger saftey...Thats
all.
                                                            
                       ZOE
Oh...Danny that son-of-a-gun
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Oh and Mr. Gacy didn't rape me at
all. We just played a really fun
game called Hotdog in the key hole
with his friend named Dick
Tooball. Yeah! Dick is only six
inches tall and he has one eye and
he spits out thie white passion
juice...its ve-wee fun.
                                                            
                       ZOE
BABY BEAR!!! YOU'VE BEEN RAPED!!!
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
W w w w w w w WHAAAAAATTTT?!!!
                                                            
Car brakes screech and John Gacy is speeding away in his
car...never to be seen again.
                                                            
                       ZOE
Didn't your parents tell you about
strangers???
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Yeah but he knew the letter of the
day...its D
                                                            
                       ZOE
The letter of the day is "STD"
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Well how should I know dis...so
f*** off!
                                                            
                       ZOE
Whats your problem?!?!
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
My body is my temple and I have
been violated...by a pervert! I'm
not like you...I don't do the
dirty for money....you whore!
                                                            
                       ZOE
Okay, Listen I'm taking you to the
doctor's...we gotta get you
checked out to make sure you're ok
            (MORE)

36.

                       ZOE (cont'd)
and I bet your parents are worried
sick right now!
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH (VO)
hey hey hey mutha f***a'
                                                            
Zoe and Baby Bear turn to see Oscar back.
                                                            
                       ZOE
Great......
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Where the f*** do you think you're
going? I got my name written all
over that puppet a**
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
WHY DONT YOU GO F*** AN ONION YOU
SMELLY, NASTY B**** COCK
SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Ok dont make me come out of this
can!
                                                            
                       ZOE
Up yours! Baby Bear was
raped...How many times?
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
We played that game 7 times!
                                                            
                       ZOE
Oh my! anyway I'm taking him to
the doctor to make sure he's
ok...so f*** off!
                                                            
 
INT. KERMITT'S HOME - NIGHT
                                                            
Kermitt is sitting in his recliner and using Miss Piggy as a
foot rest.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
Kermie I'm really tired...My knees
hurt really bad
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Well thats too d*** bad!
                                                            
The front door crashes down to the floor and Big Bird comes
falling in with a Black night stick.
                                                            

37.

Big Bird smashes a lamp to millions of pieces.

His large feet kick through the television screen cutting
the picture out completely.

He uses his night stick to shatter all of the windows.

A frightened Kermitt hovers behind Miss Piggy...as Big Bird
marches slowly towards them smacking the night stick in and
out of his left palm.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
KERRRRRRMMMMIIIITTTT! Did I do
something that maybe offended you?
You know we've been friends for a
really long time and well you
killed Elmo and sent his head to
me in the mail...are we cool...you
know is everything the MUTHER
F***ING FINE BETWEEN US?!!!
BECAUSE IF NOT I SURE AS H*** CAN
MAKE THEM FINE!!! BET YOUR SORRY
GREEN WARTED A** ON THAT...!
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Listen here you! I'll beat the
feathers off of you a** if you
ever come busting in here like
that again!
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
I'm sorry my alter ego made me
bust down your door...lets talk
this out.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
You're the reason why I lost my
posistion on sesame street...you
remember that show thats based on
life here on "sesaame screet"?
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
THATS TOO D*** BAD! I GUESS JIM
HENSON JUST SAW THAT I WAS WAY
MORE F***ING TALENTED THAN YOU'D
EVER THE F*** BE! I'm sure that
Jim Henson was only building you
up for a great, leading role in a
multi million dollar hollywood
film...
                                                            

38.

                       KERMITT THE FROG
Maybe...hey yeah! I think you're
right Big Bird...and Maybe I'll
speed up the process by f***ing
you up so bad you'll never work in
this bit-niz again!!!
                                                            
Kermitt the Frog dives in front of Big Bird punching him
over and over but his blows don't seem to even faze The
large frame of Big Bird.

Big Bird abruptly falls forward crushing him.

Big Bird stands up leaving Kermitt laying "flat as a piece
of paper" on the floor....
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
      (grunting)
f***.......you.......fat....bird
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
Mmmmm...what a man!
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
Who me? Oh no! You and Kermitt are
a couple...I respect that.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
He's no man!!! He's a frog! I need
someone big and strong like you!
Now come on to the back bed room
for a hot night of sick, lurid,
and possible illegal sex!
                                                            
Miss Piggy struts into the bedroom. As Big Bird follows.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
YEAH I'M F***ING GETTING IT ON
WITH THE PIG A** TONIGHT!!!! WOOOO
                                                            
 
EXT. TOP OF A TALL BUILDING - DAY
                                                            
The Count is sitting indian style on top of a building.
                                                            
                       COUNT
one! One more minute for I commit
suicide and end my worthless
counting muther f***ing life....HA
HA HA
                                                            

39.

                       COUNT
Yes my life has been preety bad
for the past two years. It all
began when I over slep one
day...and I drove to work and I
was late an lost my job..
                                                            
                       COUNT
I go back out and my Count mobile
is being towed. So I take a
cab...and I leave my wallet in the
back seat...My wife leaves me and
now I'm all alone counting every
f***ing thing that I can lay my
eyes on...but no more. Time to die
in T minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4,
3, 2, 1,
                                                            
Suddenly The count pulls out a razor and blades himself
across the wrist.
                                                            
                       COUNT
One cut...I'm alive! F***
                                                            
He cuts himself again.
                                                            
                       COUNT
2 cuts. I'm still alive. F***!
                                                            
SIX F***ING HOURS LATER
                                                            
The Count is still sitting there with blood pouring down his
arms and hands. He is sitting in a very deep puddle of
blood.
                                                            
                       COUNT
nine hundred seventy five cuts and
I'm still alive. f***!!!!! f***
f*** f***!!!!
                                                            
The count pulls out a bottle of lower tabs and takes the
whole bottle...
                                                            
                       COUNT
63 Lower tabs. I should die really
really soon!
                                                            
SIX MORE F***ING HOURS LATER
                                                            
                       COUNT
I'm still alive!!! One last thing
to do!
                                                            

40.

The Count steps to the edge of the building and looks down.
                                                            
                       COUNT
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,
12, 13, 14, 15, 16....sixteen
stories above the ground. This
should kill me!
                                                            
The count makes a daring leap falling 16 stories and hitting
the ground with a lound thump. He lies there concorted...a
mere shell of his former existance.
                                                            
                       COUNT
      (grunting)
Still.......alive.... F***!!!
                                                            
 
INT. BERT AND ERNIE'S HOUSE - DAY
                                                            
Ernie is sitting on the floor playing with his Rubber
Duckie. Bert steps into the home.
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert, hey Bert where have you
been?
                                                            
                       BERT
Oh you know...shopping...and what
not..Why do you care?
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert, I guess you heard about
Rosetta, Bert.
                                                            
                       BERT
I'M INNOCENT!! I'M NOT A NECRO!
                                                            
                       ERNIE
(Ernie's trademark laugh) Bert,
Rosetta was murdered, Bert by
Cookie Monster for her bag of
cookies, Bert.
                                                            
                       BERT
That's horrible. I hope they go
easy on him considering
his...problem.
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert, hey Bert, whats that on your
bottom lip Bert?
                                                            

41.

(The Camera zooms to show a few strands of blue hair on
Bert's lip.)
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert, is that some of Rosetta's
fur, Bert?
                                                            
                       BERT
NO I DID NOT F*** ROSETTA'S DEAD
BODY!!!
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert, you f***ed Rosetta's dead
body, Bert?
                                                            
                       BERT
NO!!!! NO I DID NOT!
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert, you just said you did, Bert.
                                                            
                       BERT
I did no such thin....I said no
such thing!
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert, I never acused you of that,
Bert. You assumed that I did,
Bert. So you f***ed a dead person?
                                                            
                       BERT
No Mutha f***er!
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert, I dont have a problem with
that if you like f***ing dead
people...its just wierd Bert.
                                                            
                       BERT
I'll have you know that I've
borked many women in my day...
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert they were dead, Bert.
                                                            
                       BERT
I dont f*** dead people!
                                                            
                       ERNIE
      (turning around)
Ok Bert, what ever you say Bert.
                                                            

42.

(Suddenly Ernie grabs his chest and begins gasping for air
and screaming. He is experiencing a heart attack.)
                                                            
                       ERNIE
BERT, OH F*** BERT! I'M HAVING A
HEART...A-F***ING-TACK I'M
DYING... F***!!!
                                                            
Ernie collapses dead on his stomache as Bert simply watches
on.

Bert stares at the dead corpse several seconds as beads of
sweat run down his face.

Suddenly Bert dives on Ernie, stripping his pants of and
going wild on Ernie.
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert, You're a f***ing
Necrophiliac Bert!
                                                            
Bert's eyes buldge out to the max making a "glass
shattering" noice.
                                                            
                       BERT
ERNIE!!! I THOUGHT YOU DIED!!!
                                                            
                       ERNIE
See you are a necro...admit it
Bert.
                                                            
                       BERT
Ok...I have a freakin' problem ok?
But what's this up you a**?
                                                            
Bert stands up pooring a big bag of weed out of Ernie's a**
                                                            
                       BERT
Marijuana?!?! You're a pot head?
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert, no not a druggie, just a
hustler Bert. I sell the goods.
                                                            
                       BERT
So...thats how you afforded thost
seven hundred and fifty dollar
alligator skinned shoes.
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Yeah Bert. So I guess we both have
skelitons in our closet, Bert.
                                                            

43.

                       BERT
Yeah but atleast you're not
"chronically sick"
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert, Danny Brinker the writer of
this film, and the official
Sesaame Screet shrink is coming to
city hall in three hours, Bert.
Its an open meeting for anyone who
has problems that they'd like to
discuss with him. We should go
Bert.
                                                            
                       BERT
Alright, we'll do it Ernie!
                                                            
 
INT. SESAAME SCREET JAIL HOUSE - DAY
                                                            
A cop walks by several cell's untill he gets to cell #4. He
looks in to find John Gacy on top of Cookie Monster humping
the living heck out of him.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
What de f***? Me no like this
game. You say Dick Tooball find
cookies in me a**!
                                                            
                       COP
I hate to ruin you guys' fun but
the judge has ordered that Cookie
Monster attend the town meeting
with Danny Brinker.
                                                            
 
INT. TOWN HALL MEETING - DAY
                                                            
We come apon Danny Brinker's town meeting as a shrink. He
seats in the middle Everyone sits in a circle around him
starting at his left with Bert, Ernie, Oscar the Grouch, The
Count (all bandaged up), Baby Bear, Zoe, Cookie Monster (in
a straight jacket), Kermitt (in a body cast), Miss Piggy,
Elmo (in a neck brace) and Big Bird.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Well I guess we can begin. I'm
here to talk to you people about
your problems. Now we have secrets
and skeletons in our lives and in
this room we are in confidense,
which means nothing leaves this
room. Would anyone like to start?
                                                            

44.

                       KERMITT THE FROG
Yeah I'm going to f*** you up Big
Bird. He stole my show and now my
b**** Ho.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
I'm not your Ho! Big Bird tell
him!
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
Kermitt, Me and you are buddies
but its obvious who THAT MUTHER
F***ING HOG WANTS TO SCREW HER
EACH NIGHT!
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Speaking of screwing, when am I
getting some of you Zoe? I have
the full 90 bucks now.
                                                            
                       ZOE
I'm not doing you Oscar, you have
a serious lack of personal hygeine
and its just not worth it.
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Grouch's stink so what do I give a
f*** what people think? I'm a
grouch!
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Oscar, its obvious that you really
are very comfortable with who you
are on the inside rather than how
bad you look and smell on the
outside and I respect that. Still
inorder for other people to
respect you, you have to respect
them also, by making their time
with you as pleasant as possible.
                                                            
                       ELMO
Clean bodies make you live longer
too!
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
That's right Elmo.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Shut the f*** up queer.
                                                            
                       ELMO
Elmo confused!
                                                            

45.

                       COUNT
Hey, Oscar I bet Elmo would let
you f*** him...for free! Ha Ha Ha
                                                            
                       ELMO
Maybe Elmo would...if Oscar would
bathe.
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Dress up like Zoe did the other
night ago and its a deal!!!
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
You see as odd as it may seem Elmo
has finally found someone who will
love him for him.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
He's a f***ing man though.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
A** F***ER!!!
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Hey now thats not funny.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
You like it in the back too?
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
No! I got waped! I have an STD!
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
Oh Baby Bear! what kind?
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
GASH
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
I'm not familiar with that one.
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Ghongor-wia, AIDS, Siphi-wus,
Herpies...all together...John Gacy
got around!
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
HUH???? John Gacy tricked me into
playing game and he rape me minute
ago for cookie. S***!
                                                            

46.

                       BERT
Danny, I have a problem...Its
kinda hard to talk about.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Sure Bert, what's going on?
                                                            
                       BERT
I can't talk about it...Never
mind.
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert's a necrophiliac!
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
You f*** dead people!
                                                            
                       ZOE
You mean if I had a heart attack
and died right now You'd f*** me?
                                                            
                       BERT
No!!!
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Bert, yes you would Bert. Remember
Bert, I pretended to have a heart
attack and die and you humped the
h*** out of me.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
I dont know what to say...its so
unlike you....MUTHA F***ING
NECRO...GO F*** YOUR DEAD MOM. GO
F*** JOHN WAYNE.
                                                            
                       ERNIE
yeah but all the while I found
Weed stuffed up Ernie's a**. He's
a hustler.
                                                            
                       COUNT
Oh wow...Ernie sells drugs, that
makes me forget about the Zombie
f***er among us.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Bert this is very serious, you
should try getting involved in a
sexual relationship with someone
who's alive...that should take you
down the road to recovery.
                                                            

47.

                       BERT
yeah but I'm not good with girls.
I was a virgin untill I f***ed Bob
Denver...My uni-brow isnt very
sexually appealing.
                                                            
                       ELMO
Elmo will wax it for you and give
you entire make over...Elmo make
you look FINE
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
You could also hire a prostitute
like I did...who wants to f*** a
smelly Grouch like me?
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
Zoe's a prostitute...she has sex
for money. John Gacy taught me
dat.
                                                            
                       ZOE
WAS a prostitute. I'm retiring. I
really just want to get a real job
and settle down into a real
relationship...
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Good for you Zoe...What changed
your mind about your future?
                                                            
                       ZOE
Because I've slept with over
eleven hundred people for money
and I bumped into President Bush
and when I shook his hand he
caught Ghongoria...NO lie
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Piggy, I never loved you untill I
lost you. I'm sorry for
everything. I want to make the
children of the world laugh
again...Will you please marry me?
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
Big Bird, You've given me great
sex but You know....I've given 25
years of my life to this man...and
I think we need each other.
                                                            

48.

                       BIG BIRD
I understand. You two are made for
each other...I'm just going to go
and BLOW MY F***ING BRAINS ALL
OVER THE WALL!
                                                            
                       COUNT
Wait Big Bird! In the past 6
months I've tried to kill myself
21 times. I havent died yet and I
realize that Life is a precious
gift from a higher power and it
should be treasured.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
Count I understand and you're
right...suicide is something that
shouldnt be taken lightly...but
seriously...you're a vampire...the
only thing that can kill you is
light and garlic.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Believe it or not we are making
serious progress here today.
Anyone else?
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
Me!
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Cookie, you are living walking
proof of what being overly
obsessed with something will do to
you. Youu are spending the rest of
your life in jail because of
Cookies...honestly. I want you to
write a book about your life so
that maybe people that are like
you can read it and see the
destruction that lies ahead. Maybe
kids wont paralize each other
imitating wrestling moves, Harry
potter freaks wont go down the
gothic road, and cookie fanatics
wont be tipping the school buses
from too many cookies.
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
Me do that. Me start tonight...
                                                            

49.

                       DANNY BRINKER
Ernie, Grover died in part, not
only because of Cookie but because
he had trouble realizing the
difference between real life and a
childhood dream...he wasnt a super
hero. and you should realize that
in the real world its not
exceptible to make a living
selling drugs...I think you can
find a better job than that which
is why I'm sending you to drug
cousiling
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Danny, you're right Danny. I'm
going to live my dream and travel
to Bulgaria to teach the women how
to give me blow jobs.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
HEY DOCTOR PHIL WANNABE WHAT THE
F*** ABOUT ME?!!! I sure can use
some help too.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Pack your bags Big Bird, You're
going back to Louisville, KY with
me to participate in my daily
anger management classes.

Well I guess my work is done here.
I'm actually going to write all of
your stories into a movie to help
parents see what the real world is
like. Sesame Street needs to "keep
it real" like Dave Chappelle says.

Now I dont know if anyone would
produce this because of the adult
content...but hey "Controversy
creates Cash"

Be cool stay in school!
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Wait!!! We haven't closed out the
show yet!
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
That's right, my mistake.
                                                            

50.

                       BIG BIRD
Oooh Can I preety please do THE
MUTHA F***ING HONORS? TODAYS
F***ING EPISODE OF SESAAME SCREET
HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU TODAY BY
THE MUTHA F***ING LETTER "D" AND
BY THE S*** STAINED MUTHA F***ING
NUMBER...oh no...We don't have a
number of the day yet...Oh boy.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Count, you do the honors. After
all numbers are your game.
                                                            
                       COUNT
      (singing)
Number of the day.
Number of the day
Number of the day...
of the day...
of the day...
bum bum bum
Is it one?
Is it two?
Is it three?
Is it four?
Is it five?
Is it six?
Is it seven?
It'll be great, if its eight.
and devine if its nine
Or ten
or even eleven
Could it be twelve?
Or maybe thirteen.
Or fourteen
Or fifteen
And begin it again!!!
Is it seventeen?
Eighteen?
nineteen?
Could it be twenty?
If not thats ok.
This may sound gay
But I can count PLENTY...
                                                            
                       COOKIE MONSTER
STOP...ME CANT TAKE ONE MORE MUTHA
F***ING NOTE OF DIS SONG.
                                                            
                       COUNT
F*** off Cookie freak!
                                                            

51.

                       COOKIE MONSTER
You go f*** Elmo...him a queer.
                                                            
                       ELMO
Me say Elmo is confused!
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
Yeah so back off Cookie a** He's
my confused little monster.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Thats some f***ed up s***
                                                            
                       ZOE
No, you want to know whats f***ed
up s***?
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
What?
                                                            
                       ZOE
Just drop dead three feet from
Bert and You'll see some f***ed up
s***
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Listen thats a little uncalled
for.
                                                            
                       BERT
Thanks Ernie
                                                            
                       ERNIE
No problem Bert...I mean listen
people, Bert maybe he does f***
dead bodies, maybe he sticks his
cock up dead a** and sucks on
dried up tits, and eats out on
overly sun baked apple pie and...
                                                            
                       BERT
please stop...
                                                            
                       ERNIE
Maybe he does stick his tounge
down the pumped out throats, and
f***ing in and out of ears and
eating the pumpkins of the zombie
trio...and
                                                            
                       BERT
Ernie!!! Shut the f*** up!!
Please!
                                                            

52.

                       BABY BEAR
You know Danny you should wite a
movie about sesaame screet.
                                                            
                       MISS PIGGY
It would be funny.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Yeah, but you know...I dont think
anyone would produce this.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
Why the f*** not?
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Its too controvercial....I mean
it'd be full of queers, suicidals,
players, prostitutes, rapings,
murder, drug hustling, and
necrophiliacs...no offense Bert.
                                                            
                       BERT
None taken.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
You forgot about all the people on
Sesaame Screet that ARE MUTHA
F***ING BI-POLAR.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Right.
                                                            
                       ELMO
Elmo not think you should refer to
the confused as queers.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
I'm sorry, Elmo. Sexually confused
individuals are very
controvercial.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Elmorita isn't f***ing sexually
confused, he's just plain gay.
                                                            
                       ELMO
Elmo is confused...Elmo is finding
himself.
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Queer.
                                                            

53.

                       ELMO
Confused!
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
You know how I know you're gay?
                                                            
                       ELMO
Confused!
                                                            
                       KERMITT THE FROG
Because your dick tastes like s***
                                                            
                       ELMO
Elmo thinks Kermitt is a jack a**,
because Elmo's dick doesnt taste
like s*** because Jim Henson didnt
give his muppets genitals.
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Well listen all, I really hate to
call it short but myself and Big
Bird have to catch a plane to
Louisville in about an hour so
lets go Bird.
                                                            
                       BIG BIRD
Ooh goodie I've never ridden on a
plane with a MUTHA F***ING DR.
QUEER WANNA BE. DANNY, WHY DONT
YOU DROP DEAD AND LET BERT F***
THE LIVING H*** OUT OF YOUR
A**?!!!
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Count, with out singing call the
number of the day for us.
                                                            
                       OSCAR THE GROUCH
16, the number of the day is 16
hahaha
                                                            
                       DANNY BRINKER
Zoe, you and Baby Bear do the
honors for us.
                                                            
                       ZOE
Sure thing. Today's show has been
brought to you by the number 16...
                                                            
                       BABY BEAR
And by the letters "STD" even
dough before my wape the show was
brought to you by the wetter D!!!
                                                            

54.

                       DANNY BRINKER
Sesame Street is a production of
the childrens Television
network... Although Sesaame Screet
is a prodution of a very sick and
twisted mind. Till my next
screenplay, take care and happy
writing.
                                                            


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From jon Date 2/4/2006 ***1/2
i thought this was very good you did great on it but you need to spot talking though out the screen play it interups the story. you have a very good writing skill and i look forwerd to reading more from you. good job.

From Sara Date 1/21/2006 1/2
to many of 1 character talking at the same time. WAY to boring

From Joe M. Walcek Date 1/18/2006 0 stars
Many typos, spelling and grammatical errors. Instead of being an "extremely adult comedy", it is rather a chance for someone to spout off as many graphic expletives as possible. Just because someone writes "Why? So you can get me drunk and f*** me in everyway known to man?" does not make it automatically funny or controversal. I wouldn't be surprised if a revision included Hitler as a explitive-yelling fecalphiliac who has chronic diarrhea. If you want morbid humor or controversy, read Brett Easton Ellis and take a lot of notes.

From Christy Date 1/15/2006 1/2
I really didn't like it at all. It has been done before. It was funny a couple of times. I don't think anyone would go see this movie, (If ever made.)

From S.M. Krause Date 1/15/2006 0 stars
This is a poor example if you ever wanted to license the movie. Being honest, this script stinks and feels like an episode of "Crank Yankers" and not so much the elements of the popular childrens show. I grew up on "Seseme Street" and this is not good. Aside from the *'s being added in as swear words, it's not even funny. What is funny about John Wayne Gacy raping the Cookie Monster? Second, this script would never be allowed in production. Why do people write fan scripts when they know that they cannot be made. Originality only goes so far, this one is steal. Like the theme song, this is one script without sunny days. Hang up the Count's cloak and end this.

From Joseph Strickland Date 1/12/2006 ***
You're right. I dont think anyone would produce this because of the explicity of it. But that doesn't mean that it isn't funny. The Good: It was very humorous. I laughed so hard at the part where Bert is discovered to be a necrophiliac and when Baby Bear is raped by the late John Gacy. Some of the dialog between Kermitt and Miss Piggy was completely unexpected. I agree totally that controversy creates cash. I think you took that theme and ran with it very well. You were very daring, seeing as how this is probably going to offend alot of people, including me to a certain degree because my best friend was a cop whom was killed on duty. But its all good because I really enjoyed it over all. The bad: There really isn't alot of heat that I can throw at Sesaame Screet. The length of the screenplay needs to be longer and have more "real life" scenario's. I know that you can come up with some "crazy" for charictars like Maria, Telly, Mr. Noodle, and that big over sized dog...was it barkley or berkley or something? Another scene that I really think needs some work is where The Count is trying to comit suicide because I really think that you rushed through it or something. Maybe you could have him randomly popping up in each scene trying to kill himself. Say, When Kermitt "murders" Elmo in the beginning you could have Count dive in front of the bullet so he'll die, forcing Kermitt to just beat the crap out of Elmo. The same goes for the one second scene where John Gacy is raping Cookie Monster in prison. I think that you should have him go through the same process as he did with Baby Bear, trying to convince him to play hotdog in the keyhole with Dick Tooball. Overall- Lots of laughs and Great creativity! Please write another comedy! I give it 3 heartfelt stars.

From Ethan Ames Date 1/11/2006 0 stars
Terrible. Truly juvenile. Something you'd see from an eleven-year-old. And for the record, there's no point in bleeping out the swears with stars (*). This isn't even an original idea - it's been done before, but this is just stupid.

From Tobias Moran Date 1/10/2006 ***
Morbidly hilarious. I enjoyed this in a way. I'd work on typos (we all have them) and I'd remove the asterisks from the script when the characters are cursing (we're reading the script, not watching the movie yet). Honestly, I don't see this ever being picked up - simply because it'd cost you a fortune in licensing and NO WAY would Henson's group ever allow that. You'd have to do a lot of parody changes...and 53 pages is awful short. I'd work on adding a few more storyboards and making this 100-115 pages or so....but I laughed all through this. Good work.


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