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by Drew Johnson (scriptbuddy1@hotmail.com)
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Genre: Comedy
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This is a short show that I am going to do, it is animated, the episodes are short so they will only be about 5-15 pages each episode.
Plot: When a mans order of a cup of Coffee, a Donut, and a Hotdog fall in toxic waste, they come to life and grow 6 times their size. They get a house and try to live a normal life under the names Frost, Hott Dogg, and C. Bean.
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THE FOOD GROUP (A SHORT SHOW: EPISODE 1,2)
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EXT. JIMMY'S FOOD STOP - DAY |
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You see a shot of Jimmy's Food Stop |
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INT. JIMMY'S FOOD STOP - DAY |
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A man is talking to a cashier |
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CASHIER
Hello, how may I help you? |
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MAN
I would like to get a Hot-Dog, a
cup of coffee, and a donut. |
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CASHIER
What kind of order is that? I mean
I get the coffee and donut, but a
hotdog too? Where’d you pull that
out of. |
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MAN
Hey, shut up. Or I’ll take my
business elsewhere. |
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CASHIER
I don’t care. Is that all? |
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CASHIER
Hey! 1 hotdog, a coffee, and a
donut! |
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CASHIER
I didn’t tell you to eat here. |
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Someone puts the bag down. Cashier grabs it. Gives it to the
man. |
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CASHIER
Here you go, have a nice day. |
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EXT. ON A ROAD - DAY |
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A new shot of him in his car comes up, he has the bag in his
hand and his hands out the window. You see a toxic waste
sign on a fence, the man is reading it, then he smashes into
a car and the bag flies out of his hand, the bag falls into
the toxic waste, then the food comes out 6X their original
size. |
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EXT. TOXIC WASTE PLACE - DAY |
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HOTT DOGG
What the heck? What happened? |
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Reads it |
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C.BEAN
That’s toxic waste you idiot. |
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FROST
Shut up. Don’t call me an idiot. |
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C.BEAN
I’ll do whatever I want. |
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FROST
No you won’t. Or else. |
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FROST
Or else I’ll kick your butt! |
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C.BEAN
Bring it dough nuts. |
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Frost knocks C. Bean over, then C. Bean gets back up and
bites a chunk out of Frost. |
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FROST
Ah!!!!! What the crap! He bit me! |
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HOTT DOGG
C. Bean what the heck! You bit
him. |
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C.BEAN
That’s right, put him in his
place. |
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H. Dogg takes a sip from his straw. |
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C.BEAN
(In Pain)
Ahhh!!!!!! Stop! Stop! O.k, I’ll
say I’m sorry. |
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H. Dogg stops |
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FROST
You better be you bit me! |
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HOTT DOGG
Now if we’re done with the
argument what do we do now? |
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C.BEAN
We don’t have a home. |
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FROST
Oh, right. Well let’s get one. |
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C.BEAN
We can’t we don’t have any money. |
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FROST
Well then we’ll get some. |
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C.BEAN
We need a job for that. |
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FROST
We’ll then we’ll get jobs! Dang! |
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HOTT DOGG
Alright lets go find jobs |
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EXT. ON A SIDEWALK NEXT TO A NEWSPAPER DISPENSER - DAY |
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C.BEAN
Um, do any of you have 50 cents? |
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C.BEAN
Hott Dogg? You got 50? |
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They see someone walk down the street. They are quite, then
C. Bean hits him in the head with a bat. They take out his
wallet. They pull out $500 |
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C.BEAN
There’s like 500 bucks in here, he
doesn’t have 50 cents. |
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C. Bean throws the money away, Then a man walks by C. Bean
gets out the bat |
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HOTT DOGG
Do you happen to have 50 cents
sir. |
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HOTT DOGG
Could we please have it, we need
to look in the want adds. |
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Puts hand out, then takes it back |
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Then he walks away. C. Bean takes the bat out. |
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C. Bean walks out of the shot and you can hear him hit the
guy. Then he walks back in with 50 cents and puts it in to
the dispenser. Takes out a paper. |
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C.BEAN
Now let’s see? How about
Telemarketing? |
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INT. OUTSIDE A TELEMARKETER OFFICE - DAY |
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They walk inside then a telemarketer comes by |
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TELEMARKETER
Hey! Get out of here. |
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TELEMARKETER
Because we don’t allow your kind
in here, look at the sign. |
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He walks away. They look at a sign that says No Food or
Drinks |
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FROST
What? That’s racist! |
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HOTT DOGG
Great, now what. |
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C.BEAN
We look for another job. |
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Takes out the paper. |
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C.BEAN
Hmm, how about um, a janitor in
the school! |
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C.BEAN
You gotta start somewhere |
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FROST
Do we get to use mops? |
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EXT. IN FRONT OF A SCHOOL - DAY |
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They are about to walk in |
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C.BEAN
O.k, now when we go in… What! |
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They see a no food or drinks sign. |
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HOTT DOGG
Another no food sign |
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FROST
This sign is starting to piss me
off. |
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C.BEAN
Dang it! Man! Fine, job #3. |
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A new shot of them about to walk in somewhere but they see a
no food sign, they get mad, then about 2 more new shots of
that come up, then a shot of no food signs keep fading in. |
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C.BEAN
Ah!!!!!! Dang it! We’ll never get
a job. |
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HOTT DOGG
What do we do? If we can’t get
into any of these stores how do we
get a job. We need to get rid of
that sign |
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INT. INSIDE A COURT ROOM - DAY |
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COURT PERSON
The case of the Foods vs. all the
stores is now in session. All Rise
for the honorable judge Patterson. |
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The food group and a lawyer stand up. |
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JUDGE PATTERSON
Now all of you foods will be
defending yourself |
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JUDGE PATTERSON
And the lawyer defending for all
the stores |
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JUDGE PATTERSON
The Stores go first |
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LAWYER
Judge there is not much to say
here, a lot of the stores do not
allowed food in because food can
mess up the carpet, someone could
spill a drink, and that gives the
stores more work to do. So I say
do not let these foods into our
stores |
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JUDGE PATTERSON
O.k., now it’s the foods turn. |
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HOTT DOGG
Your honor I think it is wrong
that the stores do not let food
in, They are being racist against
our kind. How are we supposed to
make a living. We are people too
now, except, the, fact, that, we,
are, um, food. |
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JUDGE PATTERSON
Well I don‘t really give a crap so
The Food win, The Food get $500
from all the stores that didn’t
let them, and all the no food
signs will be taken down. |
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C.BEAN
Ha! In your face!!! |
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Lawyer drinks from his straw, then leaves |
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C.BEAN
Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ow!!! That hurt!
Dang it! You idiot. How about I
kick you in the nuts. |
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HOTT DOGG
Let it go C. Bean, now let’s go
get that job. |
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HOTT DOGG
No, the telemarketer job. |
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INT. IN A TELEMARKETING OFFICE - DAY |
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TELEMARKETER
Didn’t I tell you no foods or
drinks inside! Get out! |
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HOTT DOGG
Well didn’t you see this court
order? Show him C. Bean. |
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C. Bean pulls it out and shows it to him. |
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C.BEAN
Ha! Read it and weep. |
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TELEMARKETER
Dang it! This sucks, fine you all
get jobs here, but if you stain
anything it’s out of your pay
check. |
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C.BEAN
That’s in the order to, no money
out of our checks for stains. |
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TELEMARKETER
Dang it! Fine! Just go to empty
stations and start calling the
numbers about our product! Go! |
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They leave |
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FROST
That wasn’t in the court order. |
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Frost goes into a station, then C. Bean goes into a station,
then Hott Dogg goes into a station. Hott Dogg picks up a
phone. |
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HOTT DOGG
What would you say if I could get
you a free trip to Malibu? |
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PERSON ON PHONE (V.O)
Well I’d say stop calling me! |
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Then you see C. Bean, he picks up a phone |
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PERSON ON PHONE (V.O)
I’m a women. |
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Then you see Frost he picks one up. |
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FROST
Hello, would you be interested in
our product we are selling? |
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PERSON ON PHONE (V.O)
Well what is it? |
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PERSON ON PHONE (V.O)
I know! You have made that clear
already! God, do you know what,
not today, I might buy it later. |
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FROST
O.k...........................now? |
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PERSON ON PHONE (V.O)
No! |
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FROST
O.k, how about now. |
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PERSON ON PHONE (V.O)
No! |
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Hangs up |
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FROST
Hello? Hello? What about now? |
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Show ends and credits go on |
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EPISODE 2 |
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INT. FOOD GROUPS HOUSE - DAY |
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You see Frost with a bowl of cereal. Then he goes to the
fridge and opens it and grabs the milk. There is nothing in
it. |
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FROST
Hey, the milks gone! Who drunk all
the milk? |
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C.BEAN
Whoops, that was me, I drank all
of it. |
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FROST
Then why did you put the carton
back in? |
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FROST
Well go get some more. |
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C.BEAN
You go, I’m not the one that wants
it. |
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FROST
Fine, I’ll go! [mumbles] gotta do
everything myself. |
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He walks out of the shot. Then the door closes, then you see
C. Bean open another door on the fridge and takes out milk,
he then pours it on Frosts’ cereal. |
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INT. SUPERMARKET - DAY |
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Then you see Frost at the milk section and grabs some milk.
Then you see him in line. He hands the milk to the man when
he gets there. |
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Gives him $2.50, the man gives him the milk. Then the man
starts starring at Frost, drooling. |
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FROST
Hey, man, I know I’m hot but
please, stop looking at me like
that. I’m sorry, but I don’t role
that way, I don’t really like
guys. |
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Then the man bites him. |
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FROST
Ah!!!!!!! What the freak! You bit
me you!! Ah!! |
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Frost runs away |
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INT. FOOD GROUPS HOUSE - DAY |
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Frost comes in the house |
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C. Bean and Hott Dogg come over |
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FROST
I was at the store buying some
milk. |
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HOTT DOGG
Milk? We already have some C. Bean
was using it when you left. |
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FROST
I’ll be pissed at you later. But
when I was there the man handed me
the milk and he bit me!!!! |
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HOTT DOGG
He’s not gay he was hungry! We’re
food! What are we going to do
about this. |
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FROST
I don’t know but now I’m going to
have to float around the rest of
the episode like this! |
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C.BEAN
I know what to do! We'll wear
disguises! |
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FROST
O.k, that's a pretty good plan. |
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C.BEAN
Oh, Frost can you pick me up some
Beef jerkey please i'm all out. |
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FROST
Sure, i'll be back. |
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Frost leaves |
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HOTT DOGG
Why did you want Frost to go get
you Beef Jerkey? You already have
10 bags in your room. |
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C.BEAN
Every test needs a experiment, or
is it the other way around? I
don't know. |
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INT. SUPERMARKET - DAY |
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Frost goes up to someone who works at the supermarket and
he’s wearing a mustache as a disguise . |
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FROST
Do you know where the beef jerkey
is? |
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The man is staring at him along with 5 other people |
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INT. THE FOOD GROUPS HOUSE - DAY |
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C. Bean is on the couch watching T.V. Then Hott Dogg comes
walks in the shot. |
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HOTT DOGG
C. Bean do you know what happened
to my Double Cheese Burger? |
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C. Bean has it in his mouth chewing it. |
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HOTT DOGG
C. Bean your freaking eating it!
That cost me $3.00 |
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C.BEAN
Your working, it's not like you
can afford it. |
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HOTT DOGG
That's not the point the point is
that you need to stop eating my
freaking food! And if you don't
something bad is going to happen. |
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C.BEAN
Like what? You can't do anything. |
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HOTT DOGG
At least I got my Chicken Nuggets
in there. |
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Hott Dogg goes over to the fridge. C.Bean takes out the
nugget box he was hiding, then eats the last nugget out of
the box and eats it. |
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HOTT DOGG
C. Bean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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C. Bean has the food in his mouth and starts talking |
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C.BEAN
What? I didn't do anything. |
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HOTT DOGG
That's it man! Your gonna get it!
And when you least expect it too! |
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Frost comes in the house. The bottom of him is gone and you
can only see the top of him. |
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HOTT DOGG
Frost? What happened to you? |
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FROST
I put on a disguise and it didn't
work! They ate half of me! |
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C.BEAN
Well then I guess you wouldn't
mind if I eat the other half. |
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C. Bean eats the rest of Frost. |
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HOTT DOGG
C. Bean what the freak? You ate
Frost! What's the matter with you! |
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C.BEAN
Calm down, the episode is almost
over, he'll be back in the next
one. |
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FROST (V.O)
I can't believe you ate me!!!!!!
I'm going to kill you! |
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FROST (V.O)
No I will not Shu....oh hey a
chicken nugget. Mmmm, that's
goods, oh hey a double
cheeseburger, mmm, this is good
stuff..still when I get back i'm
going to kill you!!!!!! |
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C.BEAN
See he's fine, just enjoying a
little lunch. |
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HOTT DOGG
I can't believe you man, your out
of control. |
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C.BEAN
Speaking of control can you go
down to Best Buy and get us a new
remote control, because I ate
ours, oh wait no forget it, HEY!
FROST! TURN TO Channel 46!!!! |
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T.V turns to channel 46 |
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Then the words "The Next Day" appear, C. Bean walk over to
the kitchen and sees Hott Dogg |
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HOTT DOGG
Oh, hey C. Bean I made you some
cereal it's in our T.V that I put
on the counter. |
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Hott Dogg Leaves, and C. Bean goes over and takes the bowl
out of the T.V, the t.v is smashed and the glass is in the
bowl. |
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C.BEAN
Wait a minute! HOTT DOGG!!!!!!!!!! |
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All of Frost walks in the shot covered in poop, and he's
carrying a chainsaw |
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C.BEAN
Frost? What are you doing here? |
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FROST
After you crapped me out I found
the rest of me in the sewer, now
i'm covered in Crap and i'm going
to kill you! |
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Turns the chainsaw on! |
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C.BEAN
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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The End, credits come on. |
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FADE OUT. |
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