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After the Bar
by Brandon Young (young1bd@gmail.com)

Rated: R   Genre: Comedy   User Review:
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Four soon-to-be college graduates revisit they're four years of friendship over the course of one evening.


This screenplay is copyrighted to its author. All rights reserved. This screenplay may not be used or reproduced without the express written permission of the author.



EXT. SIDEWALK - NIGHT
                                                            
Four young men, BRANDON, BOB, TIM, and CRAIG, are walking
toward a giant sign of a man holding a tray of coffee
outlined by blue neon. The men are in their early twenties
and are ready to move out into the real world. They are
dressed nice, but a little unkempt. Brandon is wearing
tennis shoes while the others are wearing nicer dress shoes.
Their shirts are halfway tucked and a little wrinkled.
Clearly, they have had a pretty crazy night thus far. Back
to the sign. The sign attached to the man holding the tray
of coffee reads in giant red neon letters: "Lil' Chef." As
the men walk down the sidewalk next to a four-lane city
highway, we hear some conversation taking place between the
young men. The men have just exited a nearby bar and are on
their way to satisfy their late-night hunger cravings.
Brandon and Bob are sandwiched in between Tim and Craig on
the sidewalk. There is just enough room for the four men to
walk side-by-side. Tim is next to Bob and Craig is next to
Brandon. Brandon pauses for a brief moment and bends down
to tie his shoelace that has come undone.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Hang on a second guys. I gotta
lace up my sneaks.
                                                            
                       BOB
Brandon, could you please buy some
nicer fucking shoes?
                                                            
The gentlemen stop, waiting for Brandon to finish up.
Brandon stands back up as the others continue on their way.
Brandon follows behind them as they have now taken his spot
in the lineup away from him giving each of them more room to
walk. Brandon tries to make his way back in, but the others
shun his futile attempts. Brandon waits for Bob's right leg
to be in front of his left then quickly kicks Bob's left leg
as it comes back up to step forward. Bob stumbles, but
regains his composure.
                                                            
                       BOB
Fuck you.
                                                            
Brandon snickers as the others make room for him to finally
get back with them in line.
                                                            

2.

                       BRANDON
You're welcome.
                                                            
The men finally make it to the diner they had been in search
of. The diner, Lil' Chef, is bustling with people exiting
and entering at a rapid pace. There are two doors leading
to the entrance of the restaurant. The young men stand
outside with some other people waiting to enter.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Craig, you got me tonight?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Jesus Christ, guy, do you ever
have money?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I bought you drinks all night.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
You bought me one drink and made
me take care of the tip.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
So can you spot me then?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
You're lucky I'm in a good mood
because we're graduating in a week
and I'll never have to put up with
your poor bullshit ever again.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
That's what they want you to
believe. Thanks, man, I'll get
you back.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
That'll be the day.
                                                            
The line moves forward, propelling the guys inside the
restaurant.
                                                            
 

3.

INT. LIL' CHEF - NIGHT
                                                            
As they enter, they notice the place is crowded and noisy.
The layout of the diner consists of a checkout counter
directly to the left of the entrance, a set of tables and
booths to the right where patrons can smoke if they choose,
and a set of tables and booths to the left past the checkout
counter. The kitchen is in front of the entrance with
plenty of room for patrons and workers to move about freely.
The restrooms are at the back left corner of the restaurant
just past the last booth of the non-smoking section. The
men look over at one of the tables in the smoking section
and notice a guy get up from the table holding his hand to
his mouth, racing to the restroom across the diner.
                                                            
                       TIM
That guy must have had a great
night.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
No shit.
                                                            
The young, attractive HOSTESS comes up to the men to seat
them.
                                                            
                       HOSTESS
Smoking or non-smoking?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Non-smoking please.
                                                            
                       HOSTESS
Right this way please.
                                                            
The hostess escorts them to a booth in the corner of the
diner. The booth is across from the restrooms toward the
front of the diner. There are other customers across from
them on their left and behind the booth as well.
                                                            
                       HOSTESS
Here you go guys. Sara will be
your server tonight and she should
be here in a little bit to get
your drink order.
                                                            

4.

                       BRANDON
Thank you.
                                                            
The men sit down. Brandon and Tim are sitting next to each
other across from Bob and Craig respectively.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I had fun tonight. I don't think
I had as much fun as Bob did
though. That girl was hot.
                                                            
                       BOB
What can I say?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
You always seem to get the hot
ones. Okay, now that we're about
to graduate, what's your secret?
                                                            
                       BOB
Do you really want to know?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Yeah.
                                                            
Bob moves closer to Brandon to reveal his secret.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (speaking softly)
I don't look like you.
                                                            
Bob, Tim, and Craig laugh at Brandon's expense.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Dick.
                                                            
The server, SARA, comes over. She is carrying four menus
and hands them to the young men.
                                                            
                       SARA
What would you guys like to drink
tonight?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Can we just get a lot of water
please?
                                                            

5.

                       SARA
I'll go ahead and get you guys a
couple of carafes of water. I'll
be back in a few.
                                                            
Sara walks to the back to get the men their water.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Now Bobby, I do remember one time
when you needed my help with a
girl. Does the name Jessica Boone
mean anything to you?
                                                            
                       BOB
You did not just bring up that
name. That's terrible.
                                                            
                       TIM
I remember her. Isn't she the one
that ran around the street lamp
naked?
                                                            
                       BOB
Yeah, that's her.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
So Bob comes over to my place to
watch some football. He tells me
he has a little problem...
                                                            
 
INT. BRANDON'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
                                                            
Brandon is laying on his nice, comfortable, black-leather
couch in his living room. The couch is located just past
the door to enter the apartment. There is a reclining
chair, in horrible condition, to the right of the couch. A
small refrigerator separates the couch from the chair. The
chair is angled toward a 35-inch color television that is
perched nicely in a wooden entertainment center directly
across from the couch. The entertainment center is against
the back wall of the living room. A coffee table rests just
in front of the couch. Brandon is watching football when we
hear a knock on the door.
                                                            

6.

                       BRANDON
Come on in!
                                                            
Bob enters and sits down in the older recliner chair that is
next to the couch. The football game in question is between
the Minnesota Vikings and the Detroit Lions.
                                                            
                       BOB
What's up?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Nothing. Just watching the Lions
get their asses handed to them
again. They need Barry back.
                                                            
                       BOB
No shit.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
What did you do last night?
                                                            
                       BOB
Mind if I snag a beer?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Not a problem.
                                                            
Brandon sits up in the couch and opens the door to the
refrigrator. Bob reaches in and pulls out a beer can.
Brandon closes the door. Bob cracks the beer open after
tapping the top of it a couple of times. He takes a small
chug out of the beer. Brandon remains upright anticipating
Bob's comments.
                                                            
                       BOB
Nothing much. Just went over to
Jess's for a little bit.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
You bang her?
                                                            
                       BOB
Sort of.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
What do you mean sort of?
                                                            

7.

                       BOB
This is messed up. Okay, we've
been doing it for like two weeks
now, right?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Right.
                                                            
                       BOB
This is fucked up. So we're in
the middle of...you
know...fucking?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Yeah.
                                                            
                       BOB
And then she just stops.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
What do you mean she just stops?
You can't do that.
                                                            
                       BOB
That's what I thought. Then she
tells me, and I quote: "I won't
let you finish until you tell me
you love me."
                                                            
                       BRANDON
      (perplexed)
What the fuck? You've only known
her for like three weeks.
                                                            
                       BOB
I know. I freaked out. I didn't
know what to do.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
So did you say it?
                                                            
                       BOB
No. I'm not going to say that! I
don't love her. Don't get me
wrong, I love what she does for
me, but that's about it. You know
            (MORE)

8.

                       BOB (cont'd)
me; I can't be tied down right
now.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
So what happened?
                                                            
                       BOB
I just got off her, put my clothes
on, and left. She said she was
sorry and told me to come back,
but I just left.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Are you going to talk to her
anymore?
                                                            
                       BOB
I don't know. I should probably
call her or something. I mean
she's really good. If you know
what I mean?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I've got ya. Hey, I've got an
idea. Here's what you do. Okay,
call her and talk for a while and
tell her that you messed up and
you want to see her again.
                                                            
                       BOB
Okay.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Eventually, one thing will lead up
to another and you two will be in
the sack again.
                                                            
                       BOB
Yeah?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Mumble this quickly: I lust you.
                                                            
                       BOB
What?
                                                            

9.

                       BRANDON
No, seriously. It sounds just
like it doesn't it? See; listen.
(mumbling fast) I lust you.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (surprised)
Oh shit, I think that could work.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Give it a shot. It couldn't hurt.
                                                            
The two men continue watching the game. They start yelling
as Minnesota intercepts a pass.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
      (yelling at the
       television)
Fuckin' Charlie Batch. You're the
worst quarterback in the history
of the NFL.
                                                            
 
INT. LIL' CHEF - NIGHT
                                                            
Sara comes back with two carafes and four glasses on a tray.
                                                            
                       SARA
You guys ready to order yet?
                                                            
The men finally pick up their menus and look at them.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I think we still need a few more
minutes, thank you.
                                                            
                       SARA
Okay, I'll be back in a little bit
then to get your order.
                                                            
Sara walks away from the table and goes over to the table
across from the young men to check on how they are doing.
Tim takes one of the carafes of water and pours each of the
men water into their glasses.
                                                            

10.

                       TIM
So what happened next?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
A week passes and Bob comes over
to watch the game again...
                                                            
 
INT. BRANDON'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
                                                            
Brandon is back lying down on his couch watching the
football game. We hear a knock on Brandon's apartment door.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Come on in!
                                                            
Bob rushes into the apartment and jumps on Brandon. He
begins dry humping him in excitement.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Get off me, dude.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (excited)
You are a fucking genius!
                                                            
Bob stops dry humping Brandon, gets off him, and makes his
way to the recliner.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
What are you talking about?
                                                            
                       BOB
Last night, Jess and I were
fucking and she stopped and asked
me to tell her I love her once
again.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
So what happened?
                                                            
                       BOB
I took your advice and mumbled
really fast: I lust you.
                                                            

11.

                       BRANDON
And that shit worked?
                                                            
                       BOB
Like a charm. Thanks man.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Anytime, man. Anytime.
                                                            
 
INT. LIL' CHEF - NIGHT
                                                            
The guys are back at their booth laughing at Brandon's
story.
                                                            
                       TIM
Bullshit. You're fucking kidding
me, right? That didn't really
work, did it?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Tell him Bob.
                                                            
                       BOB
Well, it worked for about five
days.
                                                            
                       TIM
What do you mean?
                                                            
                       BOB
You see after five days, she
finally realized what I was
saying. Let's just say she didn't
think it was quite as clever as I
did.
                                                            
                       TIM
      (laughing)
Damn.
                                                            
The men once again look at their menus and finally have come
to a conclusion as to what they want to order.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
You guys know what you want yet?
                                                            

12.

Brandon, Tim, and Bob nod their heads.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
      (to Brandon)
Hey, fat ass. Try to keep it
under ten dollars, alright?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
What? Guess I'm not getting those
mozzarella sticks too then.
                                                            
The server comes back to the table and is ready to take
their order.
                                                            
                       SARA
Are you guys ready to order?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Yeah, I'll have the ham and cheese
omelet with hash browns and Texas
toast please.
                                                            
                       SARA
Okay. (to Tim) And for you sir?
                                                            
                       TIM
I'd like the southern skillet with
hash browns and Texas toast too,
please.
                                                            
The waitress looks at Craig.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Can I have the #3 please?
                                                            
                       SARA
Alright. (to Bob) And for you?
                                                            
                       BOB
Yeah, let me have the western
omelet with hash browns and white
toast.
                                                            
                       SARA
Alright. I will be right out with
that for you in few moments.
                                                            

13.

Sara walks away. The guys all take sips from their water.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
We've had some good times over the
past four years.
                                                            
                       BOB
Sure have.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I'm
gonna miss this when it's all over
next week.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Don't go getting all-sentimental
on us Brandon.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I'm sorry. I'm just saying I'm
gonna miss you guys. Can't a
heterosexual man express his
feelings about his fellow man
without being accused of being a
sissy?
                                                            
Tim, Bob, and Craig look at each other and in unison say:
                                                            
                       CRAIG, TIM, AND BOB
No!
                                                            
The three of them laugh as Brandon shakes his head in
dismay.
                                                            
                       BOB
Since we're talking about girls,
Brandon, I have to tell them about
your girl Tiffany.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I told you never to tell that to
anyone.
                                                            
                       BOB
Come on. We're done in a week and
you never know when all of us will
            (MORE)

14.

                       BOB (cont'd)
be together again. This is just
too good to have even kept this
for the past two years let alone
one day.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Fuck it. Go ahead.
                                                            
                       TIM
What about Tiffany?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
How come you only told Bob?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
This isn't something I'm really
proud of, but I couldn't keep it
to myself. I had to tell someone.
Especially, someone I could
trust.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
What? You can't trust me.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
This coming from the guy who told
everyone about Tim's herpes.
                                                            
                       TIM
No shit, asshole.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Good point. Carry on.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Just tell it and get it over with.
                                                            
                       BOB
So anyways. I'm over at Brandon's
one night and he tells me this...
                                                            
 

15.

INT. BRANDON'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
We see Brandon and Bob drinking some beer on Brandon's
couch. They are playing a drinking game with a deck of
cards called High-Low.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
High.
                                                            
There is a two of hearts on the table. Bob flips over a
nine of spades.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Low.
                                                            
Bob flips over a ten.
                                                            
                       BOB
Take a drink.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Damn.
                                                            
Brandon takes a swig of his beer. He rests it back on the
table after drinking.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Hey, I gotta tell you something
that you have to swear you'll
never repeat ever.
                                                            
                       BOB
What is it?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
You have to promise.
                                                            
                       BOB
I can't promise that until you
tell me.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Dude, just promise me.
                                                            

16.

                       BOB
Fine. I promise I won't tell
anyone.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
So you know that girl that I've
been seeing for a few weeks now?
                                                            
                       BOB
Tiffany? Yeah. What about her?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
So she's going down on me and
stops.
                                                            
                       BOB
Did you tell her: I lust you?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
No, it wasn't like that at all.
She said she was tired and didn't
want to finish.
                                                            
                       BOB
What is with girls these days?
Build up a little stamina already.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I know.
                                                            
                       BOB
So what did you do?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I just reacted. I was pretty
pissed. I told her: You see that
lotion over there? Bring it here.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (shocked and
       laughing)
No way. You didn't.
                                                            

17.

                       BRANDON
I swear to God. I said: If you
can't finish the job, get out of
the way.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (laughing)
No fucking way. You finished the
job by yourself?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Like I was doing it to win a
prize.
                                                            
                       BOB
I can't keep that a secret. I've
got to call someone right now.
That's just too funny.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
You promised.
                                                            
                       BOB
I know, but that's just too damn
funny.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Don't you fucking dare man. I
don't want anyone knowing about
that. Seriously.
                                                            
                       BOB
Okay, okay, I won't. I'm never
gonna let you live that down
though.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
That's fine, just don't tell
anyone. What's really funny is, I
made her get me a tissue just
before I climaxed too.
                                                            

18.

                       BOB
      (laughing
       hysterically)
You made her get the tissue too.
That's classic.
                                                            
 
INT. LIL' CHEF - NIGHT
                                                            
Bob is smiling while Brandon is shaking his head once more.
Tim and Craig are staring at Brandon.
                                                            
                       TIM
      (slowly)
If you can't finish the job, get
out of the way.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
So you're telling me that you
finished the job with her there?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I didn't want to go to the
hospital for blue balls.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
You masturbated in front of this
girl? What did she do?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I don't know. I think she just
watched. It only took about a
minute.
                                                            
                       TIM
      (slowly)
If you can't finish the job, get
out of the way.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Yeah. Okay, new topic.
                                                            
                       TIM
Fuck that. If you can't finish
the job, get out of the way.
                                                            

19.

Brandon drinks the rest of the water that is in his glass
quickly and pours some more water in.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Shut up, Tim. What about you with
that chick from New York in
Cancun?
                                                            
Tim turns his head slowly and reaches for his glass of water
with a smirk on his face.
                                                            
                       BOB
I remember that.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Yeah, me too, asshole.
                                                            
                       TIM
I don't know what you guys are
talking about.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Don't play coy with us. Let's
hear your side of that one, Tim.
                                                            
                       TIM
What? She said she was on the rag.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
      (sarcastically)
Sure she did, Tim. Sure.
                                                            
                       TIM
Hey, I can't change a woman's
monthly cycle.
                                                            
                       BOB
I wish you could.
                                                            
                       TIM
No shit. That would have been a
much better night.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Alright, Tim, let's hear what you
said "really" happened.
                                                            

20.

                       TIM
Okay, already. So you guys saw us
making out at the club right?
                                                            
Craig, Bob, and Brandon nod their heads.
                                                            
                       TIM
So the bar's closing and we decide
to go home together. So we're in
the cab with a couple of her
friends who have guys with them as
well. All of us guys are making
out with our ladies the entire cab
ride home. So we get out of the
cab and go into her hotel room.
I'm thinking this is going to be
awesome. I've never been in an
orgy before. We go inside her
room and continue making out. The
next thing I know she goes to the
bathroom. I'm thinking she's
going to be wearing something sexy
or kinky or nothing at all, right?
She comes back and says she can't
do this and wants to go to bed.
I'm just sitting there confused
off my ass.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
You should have masturbated in
front of her. That's what I would
have done.
                                                            
                       BOB
We're well aware of that.
                                                            
                       TIM
No, I just lied down in the bed.
Then she really pissed me off. She
told me to sleep on the floor.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Ha.
                                                            

21.

                       TIM
That's not funny. I couldn't even
sleep with her. She had to be on
the rag.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
So she never really said that she
was on the rag?
                                                            
                       TIM
Not technically.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Not technically? So you've been
lying all these years?
                                                            
                       TIM
Hey, no one's been able to prove
that it isn't true.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Well, asshole, while you weren't
getting any, we had to sleep in
the hallway because a certain
someone who wasn't even getting
laid when he should have had the
green light all the way through
never gave any of his friends whom
he knew were going back to the
hotel room the key.
                                                            
                       TIM
I'm sorry about that.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Let me tell you a little story
about what we were doing and how I
got kicked in the head...
                                                            
 
EXT. CANCUN HOTEL - NIGHT
                                                            
We see Brandon, Bob, and Craig sleeping on a cold cement
floor in a hallway at a hotel in Cancun. They are on the
fourth floor of the hotel. The hotel hallway is outside. A

22.

SECURITY GUARD for the hotel walks by and notices the
gentlemen in the hallway. He walks over and kicks Craig
gently in the head.
                                                            
                       SECURITY GUARD
Levante! Levante!
                                                            
Craig wakes up abruptly as the guard kicks him gently in his
side.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
What the fuck?
                                                            
                       SECURITY GUARD
Levante!
                                                            
Craig gets up slowly. The security guard kicks Brandon and
Bob as well. They are stunned as well, but get up promptly
after a few more shoves of the security guards boot.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
This is our hotel room. Our
roommate has the key. Do you have
a spare?
                                                            
                       SECURITY GUARD
No key.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
You're telling me you don't have
another key so we can get in?
                                                            
                       SECURITY GUARD
No key.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
What the hell are we supposed to
do then?
                                                            
                       SECURITY GUARD
You should have had key.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
      (sarcastically)
Thanks.
                                                            

23.

The security guard walks away as the men try to figure out
what to do next.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
What the hell? Fuck Tim, man.
                                                            
                       BOB
Hey, let's check if our neighbors
are home. I think we can get to
our place from there if we jump
the balcony.
                                                            
Brandon, Bob, and Craig walk next door and knock on the
door. Their NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR comes out, hungover as hell.
                                                            
                       NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR
What's up?
                                                            
                       BOB
Hey, man, we got locked out. Is
it okay if I go through your place
so I can jump the balcony to get
next door?
                                                            
                       NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR
Sure. No problem.
                                                            
 
INT. NEIGHBOR'S HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
Bob walks in his neighbors' hotel room. There are numerous
bodies passed out on the floor and bed. Bob accidentally
steps on one of the bodies as he creeps through the hotel
room.
                                                            
                       GUY ON FLOOR
      (groggy)
What the fuck?
                                                            
                       BOB
      (whispering)
Sorry.
                                                            
Bob finally makes it to the balcony door and walks outside
onto the balcony.
                                                            
 

24.

EXT. BALCONY - NIGHT
                                                            
Bob is on the balcony. He measures the distance for the
leap with his eyes. He eyes his prize of the balcony
adjacent to the one he is currently on and leaps across
swiftly. Bob lands safely onto his room's balcony. Bob
goes to the door and pulls on it. Luckily, the balcony door
to his room opens and Bob walks in.
                                                            
 
INT. HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
Bob walks to the door and opens it to let Brandon and Craig
in.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Tim's lucky he's not here. If
that stupid bitch that he met was
here, I would have kicked her as
she walked out of the room.
                                                            
                       BOB
No shit. He better be getting
laid. If not, I'll be pissed.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Look at it this way; he went home
with her, so it's got to be a
sealed deal.
                                                            
 
INT. LIL' CHEF - NIGHT
                                                            
Tim takes a drink of his water.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
So that was what we did while you
didn't get any.
                                                            
                       TIM
Hey, I didn't get any ass at all.
So I might be a little more pissed
off than you guys.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
He does have a point there.
                                                            

25.

                       BOB
      (snickering)
It's Spring Break. You could get
in her room, but you couldn't get
in her pants. Now that's pretty
funny.
                                                            
Brandon, Bob, and Craig all laugh at Tim.
                                                            
                       TIM
Ha, ha, ha real funny. I think
that's been just about out of you
guys on me. Let's shift some aim
over at our boy Craig here.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Go right ahead; I'm Innocent Joe
over here.
                                                            
                       TIM
Innocent Joe, huh? Not all of us
have been afraid after having sex
with a girl. I do remember a
certain pregnancy scare that our
boy Craig received a few years
back.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Somehow, I knew you were going to
bring that one up.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (laughing)
That was one of the best things
ever.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Asshole, you try being scared out
of your mind for nine months. I
was just glad the kid wasn't mine.
I took four tests just to make
myself sure.
                                                            

26.

                       TIM
Then Bob told you that most of the
time, those tests aren't 100%
accurate anyway.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
And you believed him.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I never believed him.
                                                            
                       BOB
Like hell you didn't. You went to
your computer right after I said
it and looked it up online.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I was just looking to see how much
milk a newborn baby needs.
Strictly, out of curiosity.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Why did you do that? Is it
because you thought that's what a
good father's job was?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
      (sarcastically)
Good one, asshole.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I thought it was.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Can I go back to Bob for a minute?
I just have one thing to say:
Armpit Biter!
                                                            
                       BOB
Damn.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
      (chomping his
       teeth)
Arggghh, arrrgggh, argh.
                                                            

27.

                       BOB
Hey, that hurt guys.
                                                            
                       TIM
Armpit Biter? Who's that?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
This is a good one.
                                                            
                       BOB
Okay. So I take this girl back
after the bar. We're in the heat
of passion when...
                                                            
 
INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
Bob is shown on top of a cute girl, MOLLY, having sex with
her. The girl is panting and moaning. She reaches up with
her mouth and nibbles on Bob's chest. A few seconds later,
she reaches up again and nibbles a little harder. Bob
continues taking care of business. He doesn't seem to mind
the nibbling. A few more seconds pass and the panting and
moaning start speeding up. As she pants and moans faster,
Bob continues at a faster pace as well. This continues
until the young woman bites Bob's armpit out of passion. Bob
stops dead in his tracks.
                                                            
                       BOB
What the fuck was that?
                                                            
                       MOLLY
No, don't stop!
                                                            
                       BOB
Don't fucking bite me in the
armpit again.
                                                            
                       MOLLY
Okay, just don't stop.
                                                            
Bob goes back to business. The young woman's panting and
moaning continuously speed up as does Bob's thrusting. A
few moments pass when Molly once again bites Bob's armpit in
the heat of passion.
                                                            

28.

                       BOB
      (upset)
What the fuck?!!! I'm outta here.
You're fucked up.
                                                            
Bob gets off the young lady and begins putting his clothes
back on.
                                                            
                       MOLLY
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Just don't
go.
                                                            
                       BOB
I'm sorry, but I'm not into that
shit.
                                                            
                       MOLLY
I promise it won't happen again;
just come back.
                                                            
Bob finishes putting his clothes back on and starts walking
out the door.
                                                            
                       BOB
You're right about one thing, that
won't happen again...at least not
to me.
                                                            
Bob slams the door on his way out.
                                                            
 
INT. LIL' CHEF - NIGHT
                                                            
The guys are seen reacting to Bob's story.
                                                            
                       BOB
That was one messed up night.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
      (laughing)
I can't believe she bit your
armpit. That is messed up.
                                                            
                       TIM
Bob, only that shit could happen
to you.
                                                            

29.

                       BOB
Well, Tim, at least that's what
happens when you seal the deal,
but you wouldn't know about that
or anything.
                                                            
                       TIM
Ouch. Kick me when I'm down.
                                                            
Sara comes back with their food. She hands Bob his first,
then Craig, then Tim, and finally Brandon.
                                                            
                       SARA
Here you are gentlemen. Enjoy.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Thaaaaannk you.
                                                            
                       SARA
You're welcome...I guess.
                                                            
Sara walks away as the young men prepare for their meal.
                                                            
                       BOB
It's amazing that you've ever
gotten laid.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
What are you talking about?
                                                            
                       BOB
The way you just said thank you to
our server.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
What? I'm not trying to bang her
or anything.
                                                            
                       BOB
Brandon, you know it and I know
it, every guy wants to bang every
girl. Why do you think we even
shower? Everything we do, say, or
learn is to get a girl in bed.
                                                            

30.

                       BRANDON
      (sarcastically)
I'm sorry oh great God of Sex,
Herpes. Please forgive me for not
passing the test and taking our
waitress home with me as a trophy
for all men to gaze at. I have
had sex before.
                                                            
                       BOB
Once, and if I wasn't there to
hear it, I wouldn't have believed
it.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Well, at least I have proof.
                                                            
                       BOB
I have never known anyone more
proud to have had sex one time
than you.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Hey, I still had sex. Because of
you, I almost didn't finish
either.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (laughing)
You have to admit, that was pretty
funny.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Thank God I wasn't there.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
It was four years ago and Bob and
I went camping with some guys from
back home. Unfortunately, for me,
it was tequila night. I hate
Jorve. Anyways, I met this chick
and one thing led to another and
we're back in my tent...
                                                            
 

31.

EXT. CAMPSITE - NIGHT
                                                            
There is a group of people surrounding a campfire and
drinking some beer. Bob is one of them. Another gentleman,
ANDY, walks over to Bob and has something to tell him.
                                                            
                       ANDY
Bob, you gotta come here and check
this out.
                                                            
                       BOB
What is it?
                                                            
                       ANDY
I think Brandon's doing it right
now.
                                                            
                       BOB
Doing what?
                                                            
                       ANDY
Come here.
                                                            
Andy leads Bob over to a nearby tent. There are noises of
horrible sex coming from within the tent.
                                                            
                       BOB
Oh my God. I can't believe it.
                                                            
                       ANDY
I gotta tell everyone.
                                                            
                       BOB
No, hold on. I have a better
idea.
                                                            
Bob looks around to see how many people are around.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (yelling)
OUR LITTLE BOY IS BECOMING A
MAN!!!
                                                            
Suddenly, everyone looks over at Bob and start laughing. The
noise from within the tent stops, and Bob and Andy quickly
run back to the campfire.
                                                            
 

32.

INT. LIL' CHEF - NIGHT
                                                            
The men are back in the diner eating their food.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I can't believe she didn't just
walk out of the tent right then
and there.
                                                            
                       TIM
What did she say when Bob yelled
out?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
She asked what that was all about.
I told her some guys were just
being drunk.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Some random chick camping. It's
just like in all those romance
novels.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
My theory is, at least I got mine.
                                                            
There is a moment of silence while the men eat their food.
Some time passes before Bob breaks the silence.
                                                            
                       BOB
I've got something that I haven't
told anyone.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
We already know about the AIDS.
                                                            
                       BOB
No, the tests came back negative.
                                                            
A quick chuckle comes from Tim as he is drinking some water.
                                                            
                       BOB
So I kind of recorded something.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
What? Yesterday's Dr. Phil?
                                                            

33.

                       BOB
No, it's not that. I kind of
recorded Jess and me doing it.
                                                            
                       TIM
You have that on film?
                                                            
                       BOB
Well, I don't really have it on
film.
                                                            
                       TIM
Well, where do you have it
recorded?
                                                            
                       BOB
I kind of thought it would be cool
to tape record it.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
You tape-recorded the two of you
doing it. What? Were you going
to sell the audio clip on E-Bay or
something?
                                                            
                       BOB
I just thought it would be funny.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Do you have it on you?
                                                            
                       BOB
Yeah, dumbass. I put it in my
coat pocket so I could listen to
it on the way to the bar.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I would.
                                                            
                       TIM
We know.
                                                            
                       BOB
Alright, let me tell you what
happened. It was about two days
after I started saying I lust you.
                                                            
 

34.

INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
We see Bob placing a tape recorder underneath his bed. There
is a knock on the door. Bob walks to the door and opens it
up to find a beautiful young woman, JESS, standing there
with a smile on her face.
                                                            
                       BOB
Come right on in.
                                                            
                       JESS
Hi, Bobby.
                                                            
As Bob shuts the door, Jess grabs him and begins making out
with him. They continue making out as Bob walks her into
his room. Jess throws Bob on the bed and takes his shirt
off. She, in turn, takes her shirt off. Jess pulls Bob
onto her and they resume their session of lip-to-lip
contact. They are both lying on the bed. Jess forces
herself on top of Bob. He reaches his hand underneath the
bed and presses the record button on the tape recorder. Bob
pulls his hand back and resumes what he had been doing.
                                                            
 
INT. LIL' CHEF - NIGHT
                                                            
                       BOB
What's even better is that you can
clearly hear me saying "I lust
you."
                                                            
                       BRANDON
You have to let us listen to that
tape.
                                                            
                       BOB
I don't think I should.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
It's probably because he really
said, "I love you," and he doesn't
want us to know how much of a
bitch he is.
                                                            
Brandon and Tim laugh at Craig's remark.
                                                            

35.

                       BOB
No, it's because I don't want
Craig jerking off to me having sex
again.
                                                            
Brandon and Tim laugh at Bob's comeback.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
      (smiling)
That was good.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Seriously, we have to hear it.
                                                            
                       BOB
Okay, we'll listen to it when we
get back.
                                                            
The men resume eating their food. Sara comes back over to
check on the young men.
                                                            
                       SARA
How is everything?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
If Tony the Tiger were here, he
would say, "It's grrrreeeeaaat!"
                                                            
Bob, Craig, and Tim just look at Brandon and if to say,
"What the fuck was that?"
                                                            
                       SARA
      (astonished)
That's good to hear. Just give me
a holler if you need anything.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Oh, don't you worry about it. We
most certainly will.
                                                            
Sara walks away as the guys all look at Brandon dumbfounded.
                                                            
                       TIM
What the fuck was that?
                                                            

36.

                       BRANDON
What? She thought it was cute.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
She thought you were fucking
crazy.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
She thought it was cute. Let me
get her...
                                                            
                       BOB
Don't worry about it. We'll just
take your word for it.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Well, I'm sorry I'm not the player
that you guys are.
                                                            
                       TIM
Ain't that about the truth.
                                                            
                       BOB
Brandon, you have always had the
absolute worst pick-up lines.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
What are you talking about?
                                                            
                       BOB
Honestly?
                                                            
 
INT. BAR - NIGHT
                                                            
Brandon is at a bar with Bob, Tim, and Craig. He is talking
to a girl GIRL AT THE BAR.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Why did you turn that part down in
that movie?
                                                            
                       GIRL AT THE BAR
What are you talking about? What
movie?
                                                            

37.

                       BRANDON
You know? Pretty Woman.
                                                            
                       GIRL AT THE BAR
Did you just call me a whore?
                                                            
The girl slaps Brandon and walks away.
                                                            
 
INT. BAR - NIGHT
                                                            
Once again, Brandon, Tim, Craig, and Bob are at a bar and
Brandon is talking to a GIRL.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
You might need a pillow.
                                                            
                       BAR GIRL 2
And just why is that?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Because it might hurt when you
fall from my bed tomorrow morning.
                                                            
The girl shakes her head and walks away.
                                                            
 
INT. BAR - NIGHT
                                                            
You know the routine; bar, the guys, and a girl, THIRD BAR
GIRL.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I seemed to have lost my
virginity. Could I have yours?
                                                            
The girl laughs at Brandon.
                                                            
                       THIRD BAR GIRL
That was gone a long time ago.
                                                            
The girl walks away from Brandon.
                                                            
 

38.

INT. BAR - NIGHT
                                                            
One last bar scene with Brandon, surrounded by the guys,
trying to use a line on a girl, FOURTH BAR GIRL.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Hi, I'm Jack.
                                                            
                       FOURTH BAR GIRL
Hi, Jack.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Will you be my Jill?
                                                            
                       FOURTH BAR GIRL
How about, no?
                                                            
 
INT. LIL' CHEF - NIGHT
                                                            
Bob has just finished his stories of Brandon's bad pick-up
lines.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I thought they were pretty good.
                                                            
                       CRAIG, TIM, AND BOB
We know.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Hey, at least I'm out there
talking to girls.
                                                            
                       BOB
Brandon, can I start calling you
Duck Hunt?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Why is that?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Because when you try to pick up
girls, you're like the ducks in
Duck Hunt; you just get shot down.
                                                            

39.

Craig and Tim laugh. Brandon sits there, unenthused, in awe
of Bob's remark.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Duck Hunt. Well done. Very nice.
                                                            
                       BOB
Thank you.
                                                            
The guys have now finished their meals and are waiting for
their tab.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Duck Hunt, huh? I'll bet you I'll
get our server's number before we
leave.
                                                            
                       BOB
Like hell you will. How much are
you willing to lose?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
How about $10?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Where are you getting $10?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I'll get it.
                                                            
                       BOB
Let's just make it a gentlemen's
bet.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
That works for me.
                                                            
Sara comes back with their bill.
                                                            
                       SARA
How was everything?
                                                            
Tim, Bob, and Craig look at Brandon as if to say, "Don't say
anything stupid, please."
                                                            

40.

                       BOB
Everything was fine, thank you.
                                                            
Sara sets their bill on the table and begins to walk away.
Brandon speaks up just before she turns around completely.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Can I ask you something?
                                                            
                       SARA
Sure, I guess.
                                                            
Brandon takes part of her uniform and rubs it between his
fingers.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Is this felt?
                                                            
                       SARA
No, I think it's polyester.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Well, it is now.
                                                            
Sara smiles a little at Brandon's line.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
So is there any way that I might
be able to get your phone number?
                                                            
                       SARA
I'm sorry, but it's our policy
that we can't give out that kind
of information.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
      (disheartened)
Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Well, have
a good night anyway.
                                                            
                       SARA
You too, thanks.
                                                            
Sara leaves the table and walks toward the kitchen of the
diner. Bob makes his right hand into a gun and points it
right at Brandon's chest.
                                                            

41.

                       BOB
Bang! Shot down yet again. Well
done, Duck Hunt.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
What? I lost on a technicality.
That doesn't count.
                                                            
                       BOB
Technicality, my ass. Come on,
let's go to this after hours party
at Dom's.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I'll show you what I'm capable of
at Dom's.
                                                            
                       BOB
We'll see.
                                                            
Craig goes to the counter to pay for the bill while Brandon,
Bob, and Tim go outside to find a cab.
                                                            
 
EXT. STREET - NIGHT
                                                            
Bob, Brandon, and Tim are waiting outside for a few minutes.
Craig comes out and joins them. Tim is looking around. He
spots a cab and hails it down.
                                                            
                       TIM
Let's go.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I'm paying so I got shot gun.
                                                            
Bob and Tim look at each other then over to Brandon.
                                                            
                       BOB AND TIM
You're riding bitch.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Just for that comment, I'll take
back-seat middle.
                                                            

42.

Tim runs around to the other side of the cab and hops in.
Brandon gets in on the passenger side first and sits down
next to Tim, with Bob coming into the cab last. The cab
drives off.
                                                            
 
EXT. SIDEWALK - NIGHT
                                                            
The cab stops at an apartment complex. The large, white
apartment complex is set up in a townhouse format where the
front door is the only door to the apartment. The young men
jump out of the cab. Brandon is lagging behind the others.
He struggles to get out of the cab. He finally exits. Craig
pulls out his wallet, takes out some money, and gives it to
the CAB DRIVER.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Here's a little something extra.
Have a good one.
                                                            
                       CAB DRIVER
You too.
                                                            
The men join forces at the end of the sidewalk and strut
their way to the entrance of the apartment. Bob opens the
door as the men enter the building.
                                                            
 
INT. DOM'S HOUSE - NIGHT
                                                            
Upon walking in, the guys see about twenty young adults
drinking. Some of them are playing drinking games, others
are playing darts, and some are just standing around
talking. The apartment is rather large. It has an open
living room with a big-screen television against the front
wall by the entrance to the left of the door. Next to the
television is a nice stereo system that is playing the music
for the evening. Across from the television is a nice,
large couch. The couch takes up most of the room against
the back wall. There are two openings past the back wall.
The first leads to the dining room while the second leads to
the kitchen. There are brown-carpeted stairs along the same
wall as the television that lead bedrooms and the bathroom.
Just before the walkway to the dining room is a closet. The
guys walk around, scoping out the scene when they come
across the party's host, DOM.
                                                            

43.

                       TIM
Domino, mutha fucka, what's
happening?
                                                            
                       DOM
Not shit, just doing a little
boozing. The keg's over there
(pointing to the kitchen floor
where a keg is sitting in a giant
tub filled with ice). Help
yourself to a cup, or two, or ten.
                                                            
                       TIM
Don't mind if I do.
                                                            
The guys go to the kitchen where the keg is.
                                                            
 
INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT
                                                            
They grab a cup each off of the table adjacent to the keg.
Tim pumps the keg a few times to get it going. He grabs
Brandon's cup and fills it up with beer.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Thanks man.
                                                            
Next, he grabs Craig's cup and fills it. Then he grabs
Bob's and fills it for him. Finally, he fills his own.
                                                            
                       TIM
Gentlemen, I'd like to propose a
small toast.
                                                            
The guys raise their cups in the air.
                                                            
                       TIM
This is to five of the best years
we'll ever have. And to many more
good times in the future.
                                                            
They tip their cups to one another's.
                                                            
                       BOB
I'll drink to that.
                                                            

44.

The four men slam their drinks at the same time. They pour
some more beer into their cups. After their drinks are
poured, they walk over to the living room.
                                                            
 
INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
Brandon sees Dom and DOM'S FRIEND playing darts. He walks
up to them with a question.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Is it alright if we get next?
                                                            
Brandon points to Bob and himself.
                                                            
                       DOM
Sure. We're almost done with this
game, so you're up next.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Cool.
                                                            
A girl, HEATHER, who appears to be slightly intoxicated,
comes up to Bob and strikes up a conversation. The guys
notice and slowly walk away from Bob and the girl and watch
the dart game in progress.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Your name is Bob right?
                                                            
                       BOB
Yeah. Why?
                                                            
                       HEATHER
I work at the tanning salon. I
see you there all the time. I'm
Heather.
                                                            
                       BOB
Heather, that's right. That's
where I recognized you from. B-Tan
right?
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Yeah, that's right. You know
you're pretty famous around there.
                                                            

45.

                       BOB
What are you talking about?
                                                            
                       HEATHER
You're known as the "Jack-Hammer"
there.
                                                            
                       BOB
What the fuck does that mean?
                                                            
                       HEATHER
I'm pretty sure you know what I'm
talking about.
                                                            
                       BOB
I really have no clue.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
      (whispering)
Because you masturbate when you
tan.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (blushing in
       embarrassment)
I what?
                                                            
                       HEATHER
      (giggling)
Don't worry about it; you're not
the only one who does it.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (startled and
       confused)
No...I...what? I don't do that
there.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
We think it's kind of funny.
                                                            
                       BOB
I really have no clue what you're
talking about.
                                                            

46.

The girl digs in her purse. She pulls out a pen and a tiny
piece of paper. She begins writing something down.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
I told you, don't worry about it.
Here, have this.
                                                            
She hands him the paper.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
If you ever need help solving your
little problem, just call this
number and I'll see if I can't
help you find a solution.
                                                            
The girl kisses Bob on the cheek and places her hand on his
pants where his penis just happens to be located. Bob jumps
back a little in shock. The girl walks away as Bob stands
in silence. Brandon noticed the entire event of Bob getting
her phone number and the kiss. He walks over to Bob after
the girl leaves.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Damn, man. I don't know what you
say to these girls, but whatever
it is, it sure seems to work.
                                                            
                       BOB
Don't even worry about it, DH. I
don't have a clue as to what just
happened myself.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Seriously, quit with that Duck
Hunt shit.
                                                            
Tim and Craig make their way over to Brandon and Bob. There
is a knock on the door and three girls walk into the party.
One of the girls is Jess, the other is Molly, and the last
one is Tiffany. Bob and Brandon look at them and then back
at each other.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (surprised)
What the fuck?
                                                            

47.

                       BRANDON
      (surprised)
Holy shit!
                                                            
                       TIM
What are you guys talking about?
                                                            
                       BOB
You see those girls that just came
in?
                                                            
                       TIM
Yeah. They're pretty cute.
                                                            
                       BOB
Well, the one on the left is Jess
and the one on her right is Armpit
Biter.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
And the third one is Tiffany.
                                                            
                       TIM
      (laughing)
No shit?
                                                            
                       BOB
I shit you not, my friend. We
have to go.
                                                            
                       TIM
He'ell no. We're staying here.
This is going to be one
interesting night.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I'm with Bob. Let's go.
                                                            
                       TIM
Pussay...ppppp...pussay.
                                                            
                       BOB
Shut the fuck up.
                                                            

48.

                       CRAIG
Maybe they won't notice you if
you're playing darts.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Maybe they won't notice us if we
leave either.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Just play some darts and we'll try
to block you if they come around.
                                                            
                       BOB
Fuck it. I'm not afraid of them
anyway.
                                                            
                       TIM
I'd be afraid of some girl that
bit my armpit.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
He does have a point there.
                                                            
Dom and his friend have finished their game of darts. They
call over to Brandon and Bob.
                                                            
                       DOM'S FRIEND
You guys are up.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
What are you playing?
                                                            
                       DOM'S FRIEND
Cricket.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Sounds good to me.
                                                            
Brandon and Bob start playing darts while Tim and Craig
decide to get another drink.
                                                            
 

49.

INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT
                                                            
As they are getting their drinks, Tim and Craig notice an
attractive girl, VANESSA, sitting by herself on a couch in
the living room.
                                                            
                       TIM
Hey, Craig, I bet I can get that
girl tonight.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Are you kidding me? She's way too
cute for you. I have a better
chance than you do.
                                                            
                       TIM
Oh, really? I'll put a little
wager on that.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Money is too generic. How does
embarrassment sound?
                                                            
                       TIM
That sounds pretty interesting. So
what are you thinking of?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Let me think. Okay, here's the
bet; whoever at least makes out
with her by the end of the night
wins. But the loser has to yell
out in front of everyone that he
is the winner's bitch.
                                                            
                       TIM
That sounds pretty cool to me.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I'm going to need a little more
liquid courage building up in me
before I win this. You up for
some rock, paper, scissors?
                                                            

50.

                       TIM
Damn. I guess that will have to
work.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
You know the rules. The loser
drinks. On three; ready?
                                                            
Tim and Craig have their right hands ready in the shape of a
fist. They lift their fists up once and lower them quickly
to their other hand that is palm up.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
One...
                                                            
They lift their fists up and put it back down once again.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Two...
                                                            
Once again, they lift their fists up and set them down
quickly.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Three!
                                                            
On the third time, Craig shoots paper and Tim shoots rock.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Drink.
                                                            
                       TIM
Damn.
                                                            
Tim takes a swig from his cup. They continue this game for
eleven more rounds. Craig wins seven of them, while Tim
wins the other four. The game ends because Tim's cup had
become empty from losing so much.
                                                            
                       TIM
I'm going to beat you next round.
                                                            
Tim refills his cup. As he does so, Craig sees the cute
girl that he and Tim have placed a wager on. After seeing
her, he quickly chugs the remainder of his cup. He hands
his empty cup to Tim.
                                                            

51.

                       CRAIG
Hey, can you fill this up for me?
I have to use the bathroom for a
sec.
                                                            
Tim takes the cup from Craig, not knowing that Craig's main
objective is to gain an early advantage over Tim in their
friendly competition.
                                                            
                       TIM
Sure, no problem.
                                                            
Craig walks into the living room.
                                                            
 
INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
Craig takes a seat right next to Vanessa on the couch.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Is it alright if I sit here and
watch the game too?
                                                            
                       VANESSA
I don't see why not.
                                                            
Craig extends his hand.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Hi, I'm Craig.
                                                            
Vanessa kindly extends her hand as well and they shake
hands.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Hi, Craig, I'm Vanessa.
                                                            
Craig becomes silent for a moment because he realizes that
he doesn't know what to say to get this girl to make out
with him.
                                                            
 

52.

INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT
                                                            
Tim notices that Craig never went to the bathroom, but
rather was talking to the bet girl. He walks over with
Craig's drink.
                                                            
 
INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
Tim genereously extends Craig's drink to Vanessa.
                                                            
                       TIM
Hi, I noticed that you're the only
one here without a drink. I
thought I would take it upon
myself to get you one.
                                                            
Vanessa accepts Tim's kindness and takes the drink.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Thank you. I'm Vanessa.
                                                            
                       TIM
I'm Tim. So are you enjoying
yourself tonight?
                                                            
Craig is shaking his head in frustration.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Well, I'm having a pretty good
time so far. Everyone here seems
to be pretty friendly, so that
helps.
                                                            
                       TIM
Yeah, everyone here is pretty
cool. So who do you know here? I
mean I noticed that you were by
yourself and was just curious as
to how you ended up here.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Actually, I'm Dom's cousin from
Oscoda.
                                                            

53.

                       TIM
That's cool. I'm pretty good
friends with Dom. We used to work
together at the casino.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Oh, okay. That's pretty cool.
                                                            
                       TIM
So are you just visiting for the
weekend?
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Yes, I sure am. I like it here.
It's my first time visiting Dom.
I've had a pretty good time
tonight.
                                                            
Craig, realizing that Tim's chances are better than his at
the moment, intervenes.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Vanessa? I'm sorry to interrupt.
Do you want to play darts next?
                                                            
                       VANESSA
I guess so. I'm not that good
though.
                                                            
Tim looks at Craig and rolls his eyes.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
That's okay. Neither am I. I'm
sure we'll do well though. I
think the two of us would make a
pretty good team.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Okay.
                                                            
Craig yells to the players playing darts.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
We have winners!
                                                            

54.

                       TIM
Well, Vanessa since you're not
that great at darts, let me be
your coach.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Thanks Tim. Like I said before,
everyone here is so nice.
                                                            
The dart game ends and Craig and Vanessa get up from the
couch. Tim, grabs the darts for Vanessa and hands them to
her. Brandon and Bob lost the dart game and decide to head
to the kitchen for some more beer.
                                                            
 
INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT
                                                            
Brandon and Bob are at the keg. A girl comes up to them. It
is Jess. Bob and Brandon had completely forgotten that the
three girls were at the party.
                                                            
                       JESS
Hi, Bobby.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (surprised)
Oh, hi, Jess.
                                                            
                       JESS
It's been a while since we've seen
each other hasn't it.
                                                            
                       BOB
I'm sorry about that. It's just
with graduation coming up and
finals and...
                                                            
                       JESS
Bobby, don't worry about it. You
don't need an excuse. I had your
number, too.
                                                            
                       BOB
Okay.
                                                            

55.

                       JESS
I just wanted to say that I am
sorry for the way things happened.
I asked too much of you too soon.
                                                            
                       BOB
That's very big of you. I want to
say that I'm sorry too for what I
did. I know that it was wrong,
but...
                                                            
                       JESS
I told you don't worry about it. I
actually think it's pretty cute
that you didn't want to offend me.
I know now why you said what you
did.
                                                            
                       BOB
Really?
                                                            
                       JESS
Yes, really. I understand
completely.
                                                            
                       BOB
That's cool.
                                                            
                       JESS
Well, I hope you have fun tonight.
                                                            
                       BOB
Thank you. I hope you do too.
                                                            
Jess begins walking away. She takes about six steps when
she turns around to make one last comment.
                                                            
                       JESS
I'm just hoping that the next time
this happens, we're this mature
about it.
                                                            
Jess heads to the table in the other end of the kitchen
where the other girls are playing drinking games.
                                                            

56.

                       BRANDON
Did she just say, "The next time
this happens?"
                                                            
                       BOB
      (surprised)
I think so.
                                                            
Bob and Brandon look at the table where the girls are. Jess
and Molly smile and wave to Bob while Tiffany shakes her
head in dismay at Brandon.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I guess things are going a little
better for you and your ladies
than they are for me.
                                                            
                       BOB
Don't worry about it man. There
are other girls here that you can
be worrying about. Come on, you
only have a week left in your
college life. You better make
something happen.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Thanks for the pressure. It's
greatly appreciated.
                                                            
Bob and Brandon finish filling their cups and head back to
the dart game where Tim and Craig are with Vanessa playing
darts.
                                                            
 
INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
Vanessa takes a dart, aims, and throws. She hits a
bulls-eye.
                                                            
                       TIM
Nice shot, Vanessa.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Thank you.
                                                            

57.

                       CRAIG
Yeah, Vanessa that was a really
good shot. I'm so proud of you.
                                                            
Craig notices that her cup is nearly empty.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Hey, Tim, why don't you go get
Vanessa another drink?
                                                            
                       TIM
That's a pretty good idea. Wait.
Vanessa, you haven't been out of
the living room for more than one
minute tonight. Why don't we have
Craig throw for you next while I
take you to get another cup?
                                                            
                       VANESSA
That's a pretty good idea. Craig,
do you mind?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I guess so.
                                                            
Tim takes Vanessa by the arm and escorts her to the kitchen
to get her drink. Vanessa's cousin, Dom, doesn't seem to
mind.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
      (under his breath)
Damn!
                                                            
 
INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT
                                                            
Tim pumps the keg a few times and pours beer into Vanessa's
cup. He hands it to Vanessa. She takes a sip.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
This stuff is pretty good.
                                                            
                       TIM
It is good.
                                                            

58.

                       VANESSA
So how long have you been here?
                                                            
                       TIM
Five years. I'm actually
graduating next weekend.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
What are you doing after that? Do
you have a job lined up or
anything?
                                                            
                       TIM
To be honest with you, I am scared
to death. I don't have any plans
right now. I'm going back home to
live with my parents until
something comes up. Can you
picture that; a
twenty-three-year-old still living
with his parents?
                                                            
                       VANESSA
      (smiling)
I'm sure you'll get all the girls
with that line.
                                                            
                       TIM
      (smiling back)
No kidding. I'm not in any rush
for that though.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
So you don't have a girlfriend
then?
                                                            
                       TIM
I wouldn't say it like that.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
So what would you say?
                                                            
                       TIM
I'd say that the right one just
hasn't come along yet.
                                                            

59.

There is a brief silence as the two of them sip their beer.
They both have their heads down. Tim glances up at Vanessa
and catches her looking at him. Vanessa grins. Tim steps
up to her, looks her in the eyes, and kisses her on the
lips. After they let go of their kiss, Vanessa goes back to
Tim's lips and connects hers with his. The only people that
see this are the people that are still playing drinking
games on the kitchen table.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Seriously, get a room!
                                                            
Vanessa lets go of the moment.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
We should probably go back.
                                                            
                       TIM
Oh...Okay.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Craig is probably wondering where
we ran off to anyway.
                                                            
                       TIM
      (smirking)
Yeah, Craig probably is.
                                                            
They head back to the living room.
                                                            
 
INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
When Tim and Vanessa come back, they see that Craig has just
lost the dart game and was just about to look for Tim and
Vanessa. Craig catches them just as they are sitting down
on the couch. Dom and his partner abandon the dartboard and
head into the dining room.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I see it takes five minutes to get
a drink these days. What
happened?
                                                            

60.

                       TIM
Why don't you not worry about it.
Let's just say I had had to pump
it a few times.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Craig, don't worry. We just got
some beer. It's no big deal.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I'm sorry; I just don't like
losing.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
I told you I wasn't very good.
Besides it's just a dart game. Why
don't you go get a beer and come
back.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I think I'm good for now. I'll
get one later.
                                                            
Brandon and Bob come up to Tim, Craig, and Vanessa.
                                                            
                       BOB
What are you kids up to?
                                                            
                       TIM
Not much. We're just getting to
know each other a little better.
                                                            
Tim and Vanessa smile at each other.
                                                            
                       BOB
That's cool.
                                                            
                       TIM
Have you guys seen those girls
yet?
                                                            
                       BOB
Let's just say things went a
little better for me than I had
thought. At least with one of
them.
                                                            

61.

                       TIM
And you, Brandon?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I have been pretty lucky so far. I
haven't had to talk to Tiffany
yet. Unfortunately, I know I
won't be this lucky all night. I
better get another drink just in
case.
                                                            
                       BOB
I'm almost out also. I'll go with
you. You guys need one?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Actually, if you could grab me one
that would be alright.
                                                            
                       BOB
No problem. Anyone else?
                                                            
                       TIM
No, we just got one a little bit
ago. I'm sorry, I haven't
introduced you to Vanessa yet.
Brandon, Bob this is Dom's cousin,
Vanessa.
                                                            
Brandon and Bob both shake Vanessa's hand.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Hi, I'm Brandon.
                                                            
                       BOB
Vanessa? Hi, I'm Bob.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Hi, Brandon and Bob.
                                                            
                       BOB
Okay, we'll be right back.
                                                            
Brandon and Bob head into the kitchen to get another drink.
                                                            

62.

                       TIM
Shoot.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
What is it?
                                                            
                       TIM
I just have to go to the restroom,
that's all.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
That's okay, I'm sure Craig can
take care of me.
                                                            
                       TIM
That's what I'm afraid of.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
      (under his breath)
Asshole.
                                                            
                       TIM
Well, I guess I'll be right back.
                                                            
Tim leaves Craig and Vanessa on the couch together and heads
up to the bathroom, which is located upstairs. Craig
overcomes his shyness from earlier because he really wants
to beat Tim and make out with Vanessa tonight so he strikes
up a conversation with her. Unbeknownst to him, Tim has
already kissed Vanessa earlier in the evening.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Finally.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Finally, what?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Finally, I get the chance to talk
to you. I've been waiting all
night to get to know you better.
Ever since I saw you tonight I've
wanted to get to know you better.
                                                            

63.

                       VANESSA
Awe, that's so sweet. Thank you
Craig, but I'm nothing special.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Sure you are. Every girl has
something special about her.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Craig, that's a very nice thing to
say.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I'm only speaking the truth.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Why didn't you talk like this
earlier in the night?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I just get shy around pretty
girls.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
So you think I'm pretty?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Have you looked in a mirror
lately?
                                                            
Brandon and Bob come back with a drink in hand for Craig.
                                                            
                       BOB
Here you go Craig.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Thanks Bob.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Well, I think we're going to go
talk to a few people. We'll see
you later.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Later.
                                                            

64.

                       VANESSA
Bye.
                                                            
Brandon and Bob spot some people they know in the kitchen
and make their way ovee to chat with them. Craig sees that
Vanessa's cup is only one quarter of the way full.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Here, have some more beer.
                                                            
Craig pours half of his cup into Vanessa's.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Thank you.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
You're welcome.
                                                            
There is a brief pause in the conversation. Craig realizes
that he is losing his opportunity and quickly speaks.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I'm glad I got to meet you
tonight.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Craig, I'm glad I got to meet you
too.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I wish I would have met you five
years ago.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
You have to be one of the sweetest
guys I've met here. Thank you.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I'm just speaking the truth.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
The truth suits you.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Thank you.
                                                            
 

65.

INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT
                                                            
The guys that Brandon and Bob went to the kitchen to talk to
leave the kitchen after giving various handshakes to them.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Later.
                                                            
Brandon sees his cup is nearly empty and reaches over to the
keg to get some more. He pumps the keg first a few times
and gets some more beer into his cup. Bob hands him his cup
as well. Brandon sets his own cup down and gets Bob some
beer. Heather manages to walk over to them as Brandon is
getting Bob some beer. Brandon hands Bob his cup as he
grabs his own as Heather strikes up a conversation.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Hi guys.
                                                            
                       BOB
Hey, how's it going?
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Some friends of mine over there
are playing some drinking games. I
was wondering if you wanted to
join us?
                                                            
Heather points to the dining room where Jess, Molly, and
Tiffany are sitting. The girls at the table continue their
game, not noticing that Heather is talking to Brandon and
Bob.
                                                            
                       BOB
I'm not so sure that's such a
great idea.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Look, they won't mind. It will be
fun.
                                                            
                       BOB
It's just...I used to know some of
those girls and I'm pretty sure
they still remember me.
                                                            

66.

Brandon watches on hoping Bob will continue saying, "no."
                                                            
                       HEATHER
What happened in the past should
stay in the past. I'm sure that
whatever happened then, they are
over it.
                                                            
                       BOB
I still don't know. I just don't
think it's a good idea.
                                                            
Heather reaches up and nibbles on Bob's neck a little. Bob's
eyes open wide as he enjoys the feeling.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Will you play with me now?
                                                            
Bob ponders the question after rubbing his neck softly.
                                                            
                       BOB
What happened in the past should
stay in the past. Sure, why not?
                                                            
A look of disappointment comes over Brandon's face.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Good, I'll see you over there,
right after you get another cup of
beer.
                                                            
Heather takes Bob's cup from his hand and heads back to the
dining room where the other girls are. Bob, dumbfounded,
let's the cup go as he goes back to rubbing his neck.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Sellout.
                                                            
                       BOB
I'm sorry, I just don't know
anymore. Can you hand me another
cup?
                                                            
Brandon shakes his head as he digs in the bag of cups that
is resting next to the keg.
                                                            
 

67.

INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
Craig and Tiffany are on the couch. They have just finished
sharing a laugh together. There There is a brief pause
after the laughter. Craig realizes that he is losing his
opportunity and moves closer to Tiffany's face with his own
in an attempt to possibly kiss her. Tiffany's eyes close as
she moves closer to Craig. Just before Craig goes for the
kill, Tiffany stops.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
Craig?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Yes?
                                                            
                       VANESSA
I don't feel so good.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
It's not that hard, I'm sure
you've kissed other guys before.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
No, I mean I really don't feel so
good.
                                                            
Vanessa springs up from the couch, covers her mouth, and
darts to the stairs to go to the bathroom.
                                                            
 
INT. BATHROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
Vanessa races into the bathroom. The door was unlocked. Tim
is standing there spraying some air freshener into the air
after finishing his business in the restroom. Vanessa's
entrance startles him as she regurgitates into the toilet.
Tim is silent as Craig shows up a few seconds later.
                                                            
                       TIM
What did you do to her?
                                                            

68.

                       CRAIG
I don't think I did anything. I
was talking to her when, suddenly,
she sprinted up here. How much
has she even had to drink tonight?
                                                            
                       TIM
I've only seen her drink two.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Why don't you go downstairs and
get some paper towel so she can
get cleaned up.
                                                            
                       TIM
Okay.
                                                            
Tim quickly walks away so he can get some paper towel.
Vanessa finishes up and stands up from the toilet that she
had been hovering over.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Are you alright?
                                                            
Craig grabs some toilet paper that was underneath the sink
in the bathroom and hands it to Vanessa.
                                                            
                       VANESSA
I'm fine, thanks.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
How much did you drink tonight?
                                                            
                       VANESSA
I've only had what you and Tim
gave me. I don't really drink
that much.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Okay.
                                                            
Craig helps wipe her face with the toilet paper. As he is
doing this, he looks into Vanessa's eyes. He reaches in and
kisses her. Tim walks in with Vanessa's cousin Dom. They
witness Craig's kiss. Dom doesn't seem too happy about it
either.
                                                            

69.

                       DOM
What the fuck? Get off my cousin,
man! She's only fifteen!
                                                            
Craig is startled and steps back from Vanessa.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
      (surprised)
Fifteen? I am so sorry. I gotta
get out of here.
                                                            
Craig walks out of the bathroom and heads for the stairs.
Tim slowly steps back and does the same. Dom and Vanessa
stay in the bathroom as Dom helps Vanessa clean up some
more.
                                                            
 
INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
Craig and Tim head into the dining room to find Brandon and
Bob playing drinking games with Jess, Molly, Tiffany, and
Heather. There is a good-sized, circular, glass dinner
table in the middle of the dining room where they are
playing.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Guys, we have to go.
                                                            
                       BOB
What are you talking about?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I can't tell you now. We just
have to get out of here.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Well, go then.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
Fine, we'll catch up with you
tomorrow for lunch.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Cool.
                                                            

70.

                       BOB
Later.
                                                            
                       TIM
Later guys.
                                                            
Tim and Craig leave the party.
                                                            
 
EXT. SIDEWALK - NIGHT
                                                            
Tim and Craig have just started walking home after leaving
the party.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
I won the bet.
                                                            
                       TIM
Actually, I won the bet earlier.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
What do you mean?
                                                            
                       TIM
I kind of kissed her while we were
getting drinks.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
You motherfucker. So you're
telling me that we both kissed the
same girl in the same night?
                                                            
                       TIM
I'm saying we both kissed the same
fifteen-year-old girl in the same
night.
                                                            
                       CRAIG
      (laughing)
That's messed up.
                                                            
                       TIM
No, what's messed up is that you
kissed a fifteen-year-old girl
after she puked. What were you
thinking?
                                                            

71.

                       CRAIG
I did it solely to win the bet.
                                                            
                       TIM
Why don't we just forget about the
bet and keep this to ourselves?
                                                            
                       CRAIG
You know what? That's not a bad
idea at all.
                                                            
Craig and Tim continue on their way.
                                                            
 
INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT
                                                            
We see Brandon and Bob at the kitchen table with Jess,
Molly, Heather, and Tiffany. Brandon and Bob are sitting
next to each other. Jess and Tiffany are sitting to
Brandon's right, while Heather and Molly are on Bob's left.
They have just finished playing the drinking game, Kings.
Brandon lost and is shown drinking the remains of all the
alcohol that was poured in a giant cup. Brandon finishes
the cup and slams it down with authority.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Wow!!! Was that just about the
most dominant thing you've ever
seen in your life? I'm never
going to lose again.
                                                            
                       BOB
Brandon, this game is kind of like
your life, you're never going to
be a winner.
                                                            
                       JESS
Bobby, why are you such a jerk to
him? Ever since I've known you,
you've always been so mean.
                                                            

72.

                       BOB
Hey, that's what we do to each
other. We tease. It just shows
how good of friends we really are.
He gets me good sometimes; I'm
just better at it I guess.
                                                            
                       JESS
You guys are weird.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Don't worry, I don't take anything
this asshole says personally.
                                                            
                       BOB
So, I didn't know that you ladies
all knew each other. That's kind
of a weird coincidence.
                                                            
                       MOLLY
Jess and I have been friends for a
few years now. Just about the
same time you...well, we'll not
talk about that.
                                                            
                       BOB
Yeah, let's just leave that
subject alone.
                                                            
                       MOLLY
And Heather, Tiffany and I just
met today. They've known each
other for a while though.
                                                            
                       BOB
Heather and I just officially met
tonight.
                                                            
Bob glances over to Brandon.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
And I've actually met Tiffany
prior to tonight.
                                                            
Bob looks over to Heather who winks at him.
                                                            

73.

                       BRANDON
      (interrupting the
       conversation)
Hey, how about we play a new game?
                                                            
                       MOLLY
Like what?
                                                            
Brandon looks over to Bob for approval before he speaks. Bob
slowly looks back wondering what will come out of Brandon's
mouth this time?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
How about...Truth or Dare?
                                                            
                       MOLLY
Oh, I used to love that game.
                                                            
                       JESS
So did I.
                                                            
Tiffany looks at Brandon with a little smirk.
                                                            
                       BOB
I'm not playing Truth or Dare.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
The old Bob would.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (mockingly)
The old Bob would. Knock that
shit off. That never worked.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Come on, Bob. I think it would be
kind of fun. We're all adults
here. I'm sure I can at least
handle everything that comes my
way. Tiff, you'll play won't you?
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
      (quietly)
I guess so.
                                                            

74.

                       BRANDON
This is going to be awesome.
                                                            
                       BOB
Alright, I'll play, but I'm going
last.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
That's fine, but I'm going first.
Alright who wants to ask me
something?
                                                            
                       HEATHER
I'll ask.
                                                            
Heather looks at Tiffany who is shaking her head.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Okay, Truth or Dare?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I have some guts. Okay, dare.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
I dare you to...kiss Bob.
                                                            
Brandon and Bob both sit back in disgust.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
No, no, no. We may be friends,
but we're not that close of
friends.
                                                            
                       BOB
I don't think so. I can't be a
part of this dare. It just
doesn't work this way.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Just look at it this way, if you
take one for the team, we might
just have to be prone to follow
suit as well.
                                                            
                       JESS
Just do it guys. It's only flesh.
                                                            

75.

                       BRANDON
I don't think so.
                                                            
                       BOB
      (whispering)
Just do it.
                                                            
Brandon leans over to Bob.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
      (whispering)
What?
                                                            
Bob whispers into Brandon's ear.
                                                            
                       BOB
Just fucking do it. Just think of
what's going to happen if we do.
You know some shit's going to go
down. We'll probably get them
naked at some point. And I know
how much you miss seeing Tiffany
naked.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
You do have a point there.
                                                            
Brandon and Bob peck each other quickly on the lips.
Afterward, Brandon and Bob both wipe their mouths with their
hands and take a chug on their beer.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
      (laughing)
I never said where you had to
kiss. You just kissed each other
on the lips.
                                                            
The other girls laugh as well.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
      (sarcastically)
Ha, ha, ha. Real funny.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
I'm surprised that you both were
willing to do that so quickly. You
            (MORE)

76.

                       HEATHER (cont'd)
should have paid attention a
little more closely to what was
asked.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Okay, okay, okay. Now it's my
turn to ask. Alright, Heather,
Truth or Dare?
                                                            
                       HEATHER
I'll go truth.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
You can't go truth.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Why not? I thought the name of
the game was Truth or Dare. So,
I'm going with truth.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Whatever. Okay, let me think of a
good question for you...Okay,
would you have...sex with ...Bob?
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Do you mean tonight?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I never said when.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Honestly, yes, I probably would.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
At least we have that established.
                                                            
Bob's eyes pop open after what he has heard. He nods his
head in agreement to Heather's statement.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Hey, you wanted the truth. Now
it's my turn to ask the question.
Tiffany, Truth or Dare.
                                                            

77.

                       TIFFANY
I'll go with dare, I guess.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
I dare you to run around the
apartment complex naked.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
I can't do that.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Fine; then I dare you to kiss
Brandon.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
Where?
                                                            
                       HEATHER
On the lips.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
Only because it's a dare.
                                                            
Brandon is amazed that Tiffany said yes. Tiffany reaches
over Jess and kisses Brandon on the lips. They hold the
kiss for four seconds.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
      (under her breath)
Thank God that's finally over.
                                                            
Tiffany sits back down.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
Whoooooo!!!! Hooooooo!!! That
was hot!!
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
Heather, your turn again.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
I just went. Why don't you ask
Jess or Molly?
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
Okay. Jess? Truth or Dare?
                                                            

78.

                       JESS
I hold true to the pattern and go
with truth.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
What's the dumbest thing you've
ever done?
                                                            
                       JESS
The dumbest thing I've ever done?
                                                            
Jess looks to the ceiling, pondering the thought of the
dumbest thing she's ever done. Then she looks over at Bob.
                                                            
                       JESS
Well, this may not be the exact
dumbest thing I've ever done, but
once, my "boyfriend" asked me to
run around a street lamp when I
was drunk in front of his friends
and I did it.
                                                            
Brandon and Bob both look at each other with a little grin
on their faces.
                                                            
                       JESS
So that's my answer. This game is
getting pretty boring. I think
I'm almost ready to go home.
                                                            
                       MOLLY
Me too.
                                                            
Jess and Molly get up.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
I think I'm gonna stay here for a
while.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
You girls go. I'll stay here to
watch after her. We'll be fine.
                                                            
                       MOLLY
Bye.
                                                            

79.

                       JESS
Bye ladies. Bye Bobby.
                                                            
                       BOB
Bye.
                                                            
Molly and Jess walk out of the apartment. The remaining
group consisting of Bob, Brandon, Heather, and Tiffany have
a moment of silence. Heather looks up over to Bob. Bob
makes eye contact with her. Heather smiles at Bob. Bob
motions upstairs with his head. Heather nods her head in
agreement. Bob gets up from his seat.
                                                            
                       BOB
I'll be back in a few. I need to
use the...uh...the restroom.
                                                            
Bob gets out of his chair and exits.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
I think I need to use the restroom
too. I'll be back later.
                                                            
Heather leaves quickly to find Bob. Brandon and Tiffany are
left alone in the dining room. They are quiet for a while.
Brandon breaks the silence.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Tiffany, look, I just want to
apologize for being such a jerk to
you back then.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
Don't worry about it. It was like
two years ago. I'm over it.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I was going through an awkward
time in my life and...
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
I know. You were young and dumb.
It's not a good combination.
Especially, for you.
                                                            

80.

                       BRANDON
      (chuckling)
Thanks.
                                                            
There is once again a moment of silence between the two.
Brandon breaks the silence.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
So graduation's coming up. Are
you getting excited?
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
About as excited as the next
person.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Any plans for after graduation.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
Yeah, I'm actually going to be
traveling across Europe by myself.
I'll be gone all summer. When I
get back, I start working for my
dad at GM.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Wow! That's sounds exciting. Good
for you. Yeah, I actually have no
idea what I'm doing. I guess I'll
probably find a job back home for
a little while until something
happens. Maybe I'll move out to
California or something and try to
hit it big.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
You should do that.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
You think?
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
Everyone in this state has grown
tired of you. You should probably
move on.
                                                            

81.

                       BRANDON
      (joking)
Now I remember why I liked you in
the first place. You were always
so good at making me feel low.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
I'm just joking with you.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I know; I'm just joking with you,
too. That's something I thought
we were always good at.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
I think that was about the only
thing.
                                                            
Brandon and Tiffany take a sip from the drinks and pause for
a moment.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
Can I ask you something?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Sure, go ahead.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
That one night, why did you...you
know?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I somehow knew this was going to
come up. Why did I not go through
with it? I knew you weren't ready
for sex. I guess I didn't want
everyone to know what really
happened.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
Why did you lie to Bob though?
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Once again, I was dumb. I guess I
should have just kept my big mouth
shut. I'm just lucky that he was
            (MORE)

82.

                       BRANDON (cont'd)
able to keep his shut for this
long.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
How do you think I feel? I was
really embarrassed when Bob almost
let it slip in front of my
roomies.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
I'm a moron. I really ruined a
thing that could have been great.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
You're human; you make mistakes.
More than most people, but
mistakes nonetheless.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Thanks.
                                                            
Brandon takes another sip from his drink.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Do you ever wonder, "What if?"
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
I used to think about it, but then
it just started slowly going away.
You don't still think about it do
you? That was over two years ago.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Actually, no. I just started
thinking about it right around the
time when I realized I wasn't
going to see anyone I know
anymore. All the memories started
breaking into my mind. Mostly,
ones that I don't really want to
remember, but the good ones were
still there.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
That's usually the way it goes.
                                                            

83.

                       BRANDON
I just wish things could have been
different. I guess it just wasn't
meant to be.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
Most things we want in life aren't
meant to be.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Time just goes by so fast and when
you finally get time to think
about it, the right moment passes
you by and you don't realize how
good you really had it.
                                                            
Brandon and Tiffany pause for a moment, gazing into each
other's eyes. Tiffany breaks the silence as she hears
something. She looks over to the living room.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
Speaking of good things.
                                                            
Bob and Heather walk back into the dining room. Heather's
hair is torn to shreds and Bob's clothes are just as messy.
                                                            
                       HEATHER
I think we're ready to go.
                                                            
                       BOB
Yeah, me too.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Okay.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
I guess when it's time to go, it's
time to go.
                                                            
Bob starts walking toward the door while Heather stays
behind. Brandon gets up from his chair.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
It was nice meeting you Heather.
                                                            

84.

                       HEATHER
Likewise.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Tiffany, it was nice talking to
you again.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
I really enjoyed it, too.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
Good luck on your exams, ladies.
                                                            
                       TIFFANY
Good luck to you, too.
                                                            
Brandon begins walking backward toward the door, making eye
contact with Tiffany until he finally turns around, puts his
hands in his pockets, puts his head down, and walks to the
door where Bob meets him. Bob and Brandon exit the
apartment.
                                                            
 
EXT. SIDEWALK - NIGHT
                                                            
Brandon and Bob have just walked out of the apartment and
are walking down the sidewalk.
                                                            
                       BOB
I saw that you and Tiffany were
having a little conversation. How
did that go?
                                                            
Brandon glances slowly back toward the apartment.
                                                            
                       BRANDON
It went better than I could have
expected. Obviously, it didn't go
as well as you and Heather, but it
went well.
                                                            
                       BOB
Heather, wow! That's all I can
say about that. She did this one
thing with her...
                                                            

85.

Bob continues his story as they walk farther down the
sidewalk.
                                                            


FADE OUT.


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