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Emo Pants
by Weirdly Spazoid (weirdlyspazoid@yahoo.com)

Rated: PG-13   Genre: Comedy   User Review: *1/2
Short skit involving emo kids and girl jeans.


This screenplay is copyrighted to its author. All rights reserved. This screenplay may not be used or reproduced without the express written permission of the author.



EMO PANTS

FADE IN:

INT. INSIDE A GIRL'S ROOM - DAY
                                                            
A girl is moving around in her closet looking through her
things. She seems to be searching and getting frustrated.
                                                            
                       SISTER (1)
      (While searching)
Where are they?! I just bought
those jeans! Argh!
                                                            
Searches around some more looking into bags and suddenly
stops. A revelation seems to be forming inside her mind. She
stands up straight and heads out the door.
                                                            
                                         CAMERA SWITCHES TO A
DOOR TO ANOTHER
ROOM.
                                                            
WE SEE A DOOR TO A ROOM WITH LOUD MUSIC COMING FROM IT.
                                                            
The girl begins to bang on the door loudly and angrily.
                                                            
                       SISTER
      (yelling over
       music, banging on
       door)
Vu! Vu! VU! Open the door!! God
damnit, VU!
                                                            
The music doesnt stop and the girl decides to barge into the
room.
Inside is Vu (wearing a t-shirt with a band name on it and
eye-liner on his face and Emo glasses;camera does not go
above the waist.) standing in front of a mirror rocking to
the music in an Emo fashion.
                                                            
                       SISTER
      (angry)
Why didn't you open the door?! And
what are you doing?!?
                                                            
Vu looks at his sister a little confused, goes over to the
stereo and shuts it off. The camera is focused on his torso
and up.
                                                            
                       CONNOR
What? What you say?--Whatchu
want??
                                                            

2.

                       SISTER
      (frustrated)
Vu, have you seen the new jeans I
just bought yesterday?
                                                            
The Sister has an amused look on her face and looks quite
smug with one eyebrow raised and hands on her hips.
                                                            
Vu looks a little confused and upset that he's being accused
of anything.
                                                            
                       CONNOR
      (defending himself)
Ok, first of all my name is
Zachary. Second, no I have not.
What makes you think I have them??
                                                            
Camera zooms back to reveal Vu wearing a pair of seemingly
new girls jeans that do not fit him that well and is stuck
at thigh level, unable to be zipped up properly.
                                                            
Camera pans back to the sister with a still bemused look.
Vu's eyes glance down at his lower body, looks up and grins
sheepishly.
                                                            
                       SISTER
You bastard! Better not have
ruined those!
                                                            
The sister grabs a nearby straighteing iron in the ground
and proceeds to attack Vu with it. The cord is first used as
a whip and the main component used as a club. (Sound effects
include whip and thuds from being hit)
                                                            
                       CONNOR
      (in pain)
OW! OW! Quit it!! GET OFF ME! They
wouldnt fit you anyway! They make
your ass look Godzilla! OW!!
                                                            
The Sister is angered more by this and attacks Vu even more
violently.
                                                            
                       SISTER
      (Livid)
Why you snotty--!!
                                                            
Continues beating Vu as scene fades out. Vu is seen
struggling and writhing on the ground. Emo music is playing
in background and credits roll.
                                                            

3.

Note: This script is only meant to be a skit of something
more whole. I do not know what that is yet because it's
still in development.
                                                            


THE END


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From Jesse David Herber Date 1/25/2007 *
Ya this was ok

From Dylan Date 10/21/2006 **
can picture the guy in the pants and see it being funn, but I just need more.

From Zach Shevich Date 10/10/2006 *1/2
It's not bad...it's not good either. It's just stupid and fairly pointless. But still, not bad.


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