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Roger and Blake (short)
by Anthony Violante (adamwest52@aol.com)

Rated: R   Genre: Comedy   User Review:
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short script i wrote in an hour. two guys go to the library to pick up girls. i'm a young writer (18) and if you have any comments please feel free to speak them. thank you - AV


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ROGER AND BLAKE (SHORT)

FADE IN:

INT. ROGER'S ROOM - DAY
                                                            
ROGER ANEMONE is lying down on his bed, starring at the
ceiling. BLAKE VALENTINE is reading a dirty magazine on a
computer chair.
                                                            
                       BLAKE
you know ..... i'm not sure im
into the chick wiht a dick
thing....anymore
                                                            
                       ROGER
you were into it in the first
place?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
well yea.... i mean not ME and a
chick with the meat.... a girl and
a gril with the meat...
                                                            
                       ROGER
thats like girl/guy...
                                                            
                       BLAKE
yea but i like titties,and guys
dont have um.... it's like you got
the best of everything.....
                                                            
                       ROGER
so why did you say your not sure
you like it anymore?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
cause last night i was tug'in it,
and just before i cum, it cuts to
a shot of the dick....and just
that....no sucking, no nothing....
                                                            
                       ROGER
so?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
so it was the last thing in my
head befor i came....and that's
gross, i mean i got no problem
with the whole gay thing....but
not with me.... i dig pussy
                                                            

2.

                       ROGER
but the chick had a dick....
                                                            
                       BLAKE
true, but the girl she was fucking
didnt....
                                                            
                       ROGER
your fucked up
                                                            
                       BLAKE
so says the man who was into being
choked...
                                                            
                       ROGER
I'm not into it.. all i said was
that i was with my girlfriend she
was on top... and she pushed down
on my shoulders for leverage, and
then she got closer to my neck and
ended up kinda choking me .... she
didnt do it on purpose, and i dont
even think she knows what she was
doing...but she was choking me..
.and all i said was that it didnt
feel all that good....but it didnt
feel all to bad either...
                                                            
                       BLAKE
hey whatever man....and how is
Sarah anyway?
                                                            
                       ROGER
i dont wanna talk about it...
                                                            
                       BLAKE
why, what is it this time?
                                                            
                       ROGER
the fuck does that mean "this
time"?!
                                                            
                       BLAKE
dude, i dont mean anything bad by
this.....but that broad is a
twisted cunt...
                                                            
                       ROGER
you better watch that cum trap
buddy!
                                                            

3.

                       BLAKE
i'm sorry, but it's like every
other day she's mad at you for
this, pissed off at that... and
every time she has no real good
reason for being upset... it's
like she just wants to be in a
pissy mood all the time.
                                                            
                       ROGER
oh come on....
                                                            
                       BLAKE
tell me i'm wrong. tell me she's
not mad at you... tell me that and
i'll give you my first born...
                                                            
                       ROGER
why the fuck would i want that?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
fine...fifty bucks.... tell me
she's not mad and you get fifty
bucks....
                                                            
                       ROGER
well......
                                                            
                       BLAKE
well................
                                                            
                       ROGER
ok fine... she is mad
                                                            
                       BLAKE
ah i knew it....what is it this
time...did she see some girl you
might have liked?
                                                            
                       ROGER
no that was last week, this time
she claims she saw me in a
porno...
                                                            
                       BLAKE
a what?
                                                            
                       ROGER
yea... she said that she saw me in
some fucking college-porn...
                                                            
                       BLAKE
and you said?....
                                                            

4.

                       ROGER
first i questioned as to why she
was watching the thing in the
first place...only to get further
bitching about how i dont spend
enough time with her... and
finally i had to show her the
reality of the matter
                                                            
                       BLAKE
what did you say...
                                                            
                       ROGER
i said "hey, if i dont have enough
time to see you then how the hell
would i find the time to do a
porno?" ...
                                                            
                       BLAKE
wait wait wait.... so instead of
telling her that it's ridiculous
that she would even think that you
were in one.. and that you would
never do that... your only
reasoning was that you could never
find the time?
                                                            
                       ROGER
yea... pretty much
                                                            
                       BLAKE
what did she say?
                                                            
                       ROGER
i dont know, she just yelled and
after she called me a twat i zoned
out...
                                                            
                       BLAKE
that bitch is crazy
                                                            
                       ROGER
yea i know, but what am i gunna
do?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
gee... break up with her maybe
                                                            
                       ROGER
well, she kind of broke up with me
for like the 33rd time. soo i
guess we're "seperated"...
                                                            

5.

                       BLAKE
Thats great!!
                                                            
                       ROGER
my girlfriend breaking up with me
is great?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
you bet your ass it is. now you've
got the one thing people been
fighting for since we could walk
upright.
                                                            
                       ROGER
what?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
FREEDOM!
                                                            
                       ROGER
stop it...
                                                            
                       BLAKE
No, your finally free from the
clutches of that siren. and you've
been sucked back in too many
times....but not this time.
because i have just the remedy for
this situation...
                                                            
                       ROGER
and what would that be?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
a hook-up
                                                            
                       ROGER
i'm not kissing you
                                                            
                       BLAKE
no, asshole. you ned to hook-up
with another girl. play the feild.
then you'll realize what your
missing and wont want to be tied
down anymore. and i know just the
place...
                                                            
 
INT. LIBRARY - DAY
                                                            
ROGER and BLAKE are standing in a row of books. we look at
the from behind more books. they move about like lions in
the wild.
                                                            

6.

                       ROGER
the library?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
yep.
                                                            
                       ROGER
what, what , what?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
well, frankly, your a bit of a
loser.
                                                            
                       ROGER
yeah. thanks
                                                            
                       BLAKE
i'm not using that term negativly,
i'm just saying... you are a
little bit, and you need to go
somewhere to find a girl within
your league.
                                                            
                       ROGER
at the library?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
at the library.
                                                            
ROGER looks around upset & confused
                                                            
                       BLAKE
look given the season and
situation at the time this is
honestly our best bet.
                                                            
                       ROGER
i don't even know what to say to
you...
                                                            
                       BLAKE
don't say shit to me, say shit to
one of the girls in here. but we
have to find the right one.
                                                            
they end at a table and sit down.
                                                            
                       ROGER
      (pointing)
ok...what about her?
                                                            
BLAKE slaps his hand down.
                                                            

7.

                       ROGER
the fuck was that for?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
what are you five? no pointing.
and besides, she's a no go
                                                            
                       ROGER
why not? she's cute.
                                                            
                       BLAKE
look at the book she's reading.
                                                            
                       ROGER
      (squinting)
"crime scene analizes"
                                                            
                       BLAKE
now there are two red flags with
that one. one, crime scene photos
of close up gunshots to the face,
aren't exactly erotic. so she's
more than likely not turned on at
all and the last thing from her
mind is cock. and two, if she is
turned on by that shit there is no
way in hell you'd want to go near
that.
                                                            
                       ROGER
      (looking)
ok...what about the blonde over
there?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
      (finds blonde,
       thinks, then nods
       'no')
no.
                                                            
                       ROGER
oh, what is it this time?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
did you even look at her book?
                                                            
                       ROGER
what the fuck is it with the
books? what do they have to do
with anything.
                                                            

8.

                       BLAKE
well,given the venue, they have to
do with everything. because what
ever is in that book is what's on
there mind. and the blonde is
reading "the devil wears prada"
and quite frankly i have no idea
what the hell that even means. so
its best to steer clear.
                                                            
                       ROGER
your actling like we're in a mine
feild.
                                                            
                       BLAKE
brother, you've been in a
relationship for too long, you've
forgotten what it's like.
      (beat)
her.
                                                            
                       ROGER
her who?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
the brunette with the glasses.
she's perfect.
                                                            
                       ROGER
why her?
                                                            
BLAKE gives ROGER a look.
                                                            
                       ROGER
her book?
      (looks.)
"the final rendezvous".... the
fuck is that?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
judging by the half naked woman on
the cover, its a romance novel.
                                                            
                       ROGER
meaning
                                                            
                       BLAKE
meaning that there are sex scenes
in it. and she's about a little
more than halfway through, so
she's at the good stuff. that's a
plus
                                                            

9.

                       ROGER
so in theory if she;s at a sex
scene, she;s thinking about sex?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
uh-huh, her panties are acting as
a dam ready to pop. and you my
friend are the little dutch boy
about to but his finger in it.
                                                            
                       ROGER
so what now?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
go talk to her.
                                                            
                       ROGER
and what the hell would i say?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
i dunno. compliment her. then get
into some small talk. loaded with
double entendres and innuendoes.
be confident but dont act like a
dick.
                                                            
                       ROGER
what? this is stupid.
                                                            
                       BLAKE
just go talk to her.
                                                            
ROGER gets up and goes to talk to the girl. he sits next to
her and they converse. we can't hear what they are saying.
we cut back and forth between them and BLAKE. BLAKE checks
his watch - 2:36
                                                            
BRUNETTE WITH THE GLASSES grabs ROGERS hand and leads him
into a closet.
                                                            
                       BLAKE
holy shit it worked...
                                                            
we cut between them getting down and BLAKE. BLAKE looks at
his watch during these cuts, we start at 2:53 and end at
3:24
                                                            
ROGER and the BRUNETTE WITH THE GLASSES come walking out,
both are a bit desheveled , ROGER has a few hickey's amd
bite marks on his neck. his belt is undone and he has "sex
hair". he sits back down with BLAKE,who by now is drinking

10.

coffee. the BRUNETTE WITH THE GLASSES sits back and go's on
about her day.
                                                            
                       BLAKE
whoaaaa... details, details.
                                                            
                       ROGER
wow.. i can't even begin to tell
you.
                                                            
                       BLAKE
thats ok, i'll give you time to
find your words. meantime let's
hit up the catolic highschool, St.
Anthony's lets out about now.
                                                            
                       ROGER
why?
                                                            
                       BLAKE
big dog gotta eat.
                                                            
the two get up and walk out PULP FICTION style.
                                                            


FADE OUT.


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