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by Greg (bauhaus1920@cox.net)
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Genre: Science Fiction/Fantasy
User Review: NOT YET RATED
Short film about aliens
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THE ALIEN IS A ROBOT... OR IS IT?
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FADE IN:
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INT. THE CLASSROOM - DAY |
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The three children are sitting in a semi-circle, pondering
the meaning of existence. |
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A
(angrily,)
Dude. No whay. Obviously Locke was
correct. You are such a pessimist.
But I still like you because I'm a
good guy. |
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B
(defiantly)
No dude. I am not a pessimist, i
am a rebel! Hang ten, rock and
roll dude. But I am a jerk who is
insensitive. But inside I am not. |
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C
You guys are so selly. I like you
better than B, A. That is a point
of tension for us. Let's go to my
house. We can eat some chyicken. |
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A
That sounds like a super duper
fun. Good. But can Bart come? He
is my friend who is misunderstood. |
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C
On one condition, Aaron. Bart has
to leave a little bit early. |
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B
Wait, You said something earlier
about me- |
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A
Great, we'll meet afterschool
before anything could possibly
happen. |
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2.
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B
Hey Darell, where did you come
from? |
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A
You're such a hardcore dude. |
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D
Caren's house. It's not like
there's something else that would
happen that I would be involved
with. |
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C
Okay, So the five of us at my
house! |
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A
At least she has great hair... |
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B
Well, we should probably stop
doing what we're doing right now,
and do something else. |
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Suddenly, a huge sound. |
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A
Did you hear that? We should go
outside and check it out. |
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D
Or we could stay inside where we
are safe from a potentially
dangerous situation. |
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3.
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EXT. THE OUTSIDE - DAY |
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D looks and points at the sky. He Is destroyed by a laser,
The remaining four run for cover. |
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C
Oh my god! What was that! |
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B
Are you frickin kidding me? We
both just saw it for one second,
fifteen seconds ago! Do you really
think I know more than you do? |
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C
I don't know, I was just scared! |
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B
You were just stupid is what you
were! If you could think for like
five seconds you could keep from
spouting idiotic questions! |
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C
(crying)
You're such a jerk! |
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B
Hey! What happened to Aaron? |
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C
What do you mean? How long has he
been gone? Where did he go! |
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B
YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! AARRGGHH! |
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INT. IN THE SPACESHIP - DAY |
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A
Hey dudes! What is this? Where are
you taking me? |
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R2
845938465817365827452874657 |
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A
What? Don't you speak English?
Everyone should speak English! |
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R3
9457698570942956028563857697745650985 |
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A
If you're going to come into my
country, you should speak my
language! |
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R2
(Points to window)
94875134987247653475t75t5728745274 |
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A
I don't like your attitude! |
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Walks over to window. |
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A
Oh my god! Is that earth! It looks
like a hackey sack like what I
would buy at Zumiez! |
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R3
(Angrily)
4508245657457y645586775rrt745y7455848457474565984 |
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R3 slaps Aaron. |
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A
D'OOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! |
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EXT. BACK ON THE GROUND - DAY |
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The two leftovers are quarreling. |
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B
Okay, so now would be the time to
discuss what happened. |
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B
It was obviously a UFO. So Aaron
was probably kidnapped. BY ALIENS. |
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5.
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B
They must have been alien ROBOTS
if they had that technology. |
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B
I like you better when you're like
this. |
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INT. BACK IN THE SPACESHIP - DAY |
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A
Hey you stupid robots, what is
going on. |
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R2 Slaps Aaron. |
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A
Ow. God, I'm just really angry
right now. |
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R2
786587e65874658746276474697646 |
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A
Hey, it feels all weird in here! |
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Aaron walks over to the window. |
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A
Oh, finally, we are going down!
You stupid robots! |
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R3 slaps Aaron. |
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EXT. ON EARTH - DAY |
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B
Oh my God! Look at that! It is the
spaceship! |
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6.
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B
No I just said it because I like
to lie. Of course I saw the
spaceship. It is landing now. |
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Giant wind blows, insert stock footage. |
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C
This is weird, big time. |
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R2 and R3 emerge from the spaceship. Aaron is not present. |
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B
Hey you dumb robots, take some of
this action! |
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B throws a rock at R2. It misses. |
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R2
9834792847875503485754765745247560284! |
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R2 and R3 run around in circles. |
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B runs at R3 with a highly sharpened pencil. He stabs R3. R3
bleeds. B steps back in awe! |
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B
Oh my God! But you're a robut!
How...? |
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R2
(R2 imitates)
Oh my god but you're a robut how |
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7.
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B
So, uhhh, are you a human or a
robut, or? |
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R2
Are you a human or a robut orrrrrr
9845928475456 |
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R2 and R3 pull out lasers and begin shooting. B and C run
away. They hide in a classroom. |
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INT. BACK TO THE CLASSROOM - DAY |
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C
It's time to take charge, save
Aaron, and kill those robots. |
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B
I think I know what their weakness
is. It's pencils. |
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B
I stabbed him with the pencil, and
he began to look sick! I don't
know... it's just a hunch... But
it's the only chance we've got! |
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C
(Determined)
LET'S SHARPEN SOME PENCILS! |
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INT. MONTAGE: PENCILS - DAY |
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Montage of sharpening pencils... |
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8.
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EXT. BACK OUTSIDE! - DAY |
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B and C hide behind a pillar. They run at the robots. The
robots shoot lasers at them. They throw pencils at the
robots. Epic battle. The robots are killed. |
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C
Good. They're dead. Now let's go
save Aaron. |
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They run towards the field. |
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INT. THE LAST TIME ON THE SPACESHIP - DAY |
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A
Oh god you guys! They did horrible
things to me. Unspeakable things. |
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C
It's okay Aaron, I won't say
anything. I will still love you! |
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B
Uhh, sure. I mean yeah, of course
I only meant the first part! |
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C
Let's all go to my house and get
pizza! |
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B and C jump into the air, Aaron sobs. Freeze frame. 80's
music. |
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THE END |
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