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by Roger Scherer (rjrscherer@gmail.com)
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Genre: Comedy
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THE KORNY KILLER
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INT. SUBURBAN HOME - DAY |
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JUSTIN
(Yawning)
Boy, that was a scary dream. But I
can just drown that out with my
morning cereal. |
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JUSTIN MAKES HIS CEREAL BUT AS HE FINISHES THE PHONE RINGS |
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JUSTIN
(Groaning)
Now who would be calling me so
early on a Saturday? |
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AS JUSTIN GOES TO ANWSER THE PHONE THE KILLER SLIPS IN |
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KILLER
(Maniacly Laughing)
Now you're going to get it cereal,
once and for all. |
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KILLER TIPS OVER THE CEREAL AND LEAVES AS JUSTIN COMES BACK |
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JUSTIN
(shocked)
My cereal!! Who could have done
this? |
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JUSTIN RUNS TO THE PHONE |
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JUSTIN
(scared)
Hello, police. I need your help
right now. Something horrible just
happened. |
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OFFICER ON OTHER END OF THE PHONE |
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OFFICER
All right citizen. No need to
worry. We'll send someone over as
soon as we can. |
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JUSTIN
OK, just hurry! Please! I really
need help. |
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INT. SUBURBAN HOME/ CRIME SCENE - NIGHT |
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OFFICER
So, what exactly happened here
sir? |
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JUSTIN
(scared)
Well, I was about to enjoy my
cereal after a bad dream. Then the
phone rang. So I went to answer it
and when I came back it was
murdered. |
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OFFICER
Who was murdered? |
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JUSTIN
Over there. You'll see it. It's
horrible. |
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OFFICER
(confused)
Your cereal sir? |
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OFFICER WALKS OVER AND LOOKS AROUND AT THE CEREAL |
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OFFICER
Well sir, I now know what happened
to your cereal. |
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OFFICER
It was murdered by a cereal
killer. |
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JUSTIN
(yelling)
NNNOOOO! |
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OFFICER
It looks as if it were done by the
infamous cereal killer Duncan
Donuts. |
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JUSTIN
How do you know it was him just by
looking at it? |
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OFFICER
He left a note here with his name
on it. Plus, he's the only cereal
killer on the planet. |
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JUSTIN
I hope one day you find him and
bring him to justice. |
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INT. POLICE STATION E.C. ROOM - DAY |
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NARRATOR
It's been two weeks since the
killing at Justin's house and the
killer has been caught by a boy
named Max when he tried to kill
his cereal. Now he awaits death at
the electric chair. |
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ANGLE ON POLICE CHIEF AND MAX |
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CHIEF OF POLICE
Thank you Max for helping us find
Duncan Donuts and stop his killing
wave. |
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MAX
Thank you as well officer. I'm
just glad he wasn't able to kill
my cereal before you guys came. |
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CHIEF OF POLICE
Well, now his wave of crime has
finally been stopped and people
can eat breakfast in peace. |
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OFFICER
Sir, we should turn the chair on
fast. His last meal is Fruit Loops
and it's getting ugly. |
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ANGLE ON KILLER AS HE'S EATING THE CEREAL |
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MAX
(Grossed out
looking)
EEEEWWW!You're right. It is pretty
bad! Can I pull the switch
officer? |
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CHIEF OF POLICE
(smiling, but when
looking at Killer
is grossed out)
Sure you can. I really don't want
to look at him much longer. |
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MAX PULLS THE SWITCH DOWN, ELECTRIC SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND |
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THE END |
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| Feedback |
| From Ryan King |
Date 2/4/2011 |
0 stars |
| sorry but it just wasn't any good |
| From Todd Smith |
Date 1/27/2011 |
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| HMMM... Yeah I get it, just not very funny. |
| From Cecilio Hernandez |
Date 1/27/2011 |
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| Definately Korny made me laugh. It would be funny to see on SNL or something. |
| From Paul Rothbart |
Date 1/14/2011 |
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| This is really not funny. The cereal killer joke is hack, it's been done to death. I know it's just a short, but it's also incorrectly formatted and poorly written. |
| From Alexander Ramirez |
Date 1/10/2011 |
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| This got a laugh out of me. There's fertile ground for some absurdist satire here if you choose to expand on this. |
| From Kit |
Date 1/5/2011 |
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| Lol Loved it roger i wa funy
~rachel M from school |
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