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Paper Milk
by Banana (destroyoncontactjack@yahoo.com)

Rated: R   Genre: Action/Adventure   User Review: **
Short


This screenplay is copyrighted to its author. All rights reserved. This screenplay may not be used or reproduced without the express written permission of the author.



PAPER MILK

INT. ACT 1 - DAY
                                                            
Orangeman, Bananaman, and Cucumberman are talking in a room.
                                                            
                       THOMAS
      (Bananaman)
But no matter how hard thy sheep
resisted, I ended up giving thou a
scrubbing.
                                                            
                       JACK
      (Cucumberman)
Quite a compelling story, my fair
chap.
                                                            
                       CARSON
      (Orangeman)
Hmmmm.. quite!
                                                            
                       THOMAS
      (Bananaman)
I say! I need to take a tinkle in
thy loo.
                                                            
*Bananaman exits to loo*
                                                            
*Suddenly, there are screams*
                                                            
                       JACK
      (Cucumberman)
I say, who let out that petrifying
shriek!?
                                                            
 
INT. ACT 2 - DAY
                                                            
*Orangeman and Cucumberman rush out into the hallway, in the
direction of the screams*
                                                            
                       JACK
      (Cucumberman)
Golly gee guise, what is that!?
                                                            
Tucked into the corner is a banana cut in half, and an apple
that says "you're next" Just then, bananaman rushes in
                                                            
                       THOMAS
      (Bananaman)
Guise, I think someone is trying
to kill me.
                                                            

2.

                       CARSON
      (Orangeman)
Guise, I think that it's time to
get to the bottom of this. Let's
find appleman.
                                                            
The gang sets out to find appleman
                                                            
As the gang goes to investigate, they go into a room and see
appleman laying there, dead.
                                                            
 
INT. ACT 3 - DAY
                                                            
                       THOMAS
      (Bananaman)
Guys, there is a pickle lying next
to the deceased.
                                                            
Sure enough, lying next to appleman, was a single pickle.
                                                            
                       JACK
      (Cucmberman)
I think this is the work of
pickleman. I almost caught him
back in '04. He.....is my evil
cousin.
                                                            
                       CARSON
      (Orangeman)
Well golly gee, what's the scoop?
Where can we find him!?
                                                            
                       JACK
      (Cucmberman)
He is hiding out not far from
here, in Djibouti. We leave
tomorrow.
                                                            
*The gang wakes up and departs to Djibouti*
                                                            
*Upon their arrival in Djibouti, cucmberman leads everyone
to the castle of pickleman*
                                                            
*Right as the gang arrived at the doors of pickleman's
palace, cucumberman notices that bananaman has disappeared.*
                                                            
                       JACK
      (Cucumberman)
Guys, where is bananaman?
                                                            

3.

                       CARSON
      (Orangeman)
I don't know, but that doesn't
matter right now we have to fins
pickleman!
                                                            
 
INT. ACT 4 - DAY
                                                            
*The gang walks into the castle to find pickleman dead, with
a banana stuck in his chest*
                                                            
                       CARSON
      (Orangeman)
No, it can't be!
                                                            
*Bananaman enters*
                                                            
                       THOMAS
      (Bananaman)
So, you have it all figured out.
                                                            
                       JACK
      (cucumberman)
Why would you do this!? You dun
goofed, bananaman. You dun goofed.
                                                            
*Bananaman pulls out banana gun, orangeman squirts orange
juice in his eyes. In one final effort, bananaman throws a
banana at cucumber man*
                                                            
                       JACK
      (Cucumberman)
Ow, that kinda hurt.
                                                            
Cucumberman pulls out his cucumber sword, and stabs bananman
in the chest. Bananaman turns into a banana, cut in half.
                                                            
                       CARSON
      (Orangeman)
People, you are free!!
                                                            


FADE OUT.


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From Peter Yohe Date 4/17/2012 **
This has certain hallmarks of a Tarantino meets Naked Gun flick. Even in short form it could totally be something great. In my opinion this could serve as a great satire on spy/film noir movies. Keep the quirky dialogue that you have, but make it snappy and crisp, with the humor drawing both from script and delivery. The action should follow some sort of zany pattern that alludes to noir but doesn't explicitly mimic. It might even be interesting if the characters, Orange, Banana, Cucumber, Apple were all colors and the rest of the characters and background were black and white. Those are things you could state in the directions.

From Steven McAfee Date 3/24/2012 **1/2
An interesting story itself, well written, could use a bit more description.


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