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by Sophie Bannon (sophiebannon@yahoo.co.uk)
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Genre: Mockumentary
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EXT. ZOO - DAY |
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Nigel speaks to the film crew |
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NIGEL
Are you filming me? recording? |
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LONG SHOT - HANDHELD |
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Camera focuses on elephant |
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CLOSE UP - HANDHELD |
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Nigel talking to film crew |
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Nigel looks and points at elephant and speaks to film crew
about elephant |
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NIGEL
He's a biggen' this one ain't he! |
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Camera focuses on giraffes |
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Camera focuses on tropical birds |
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Camera focuses on meerkats |
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CLOSE UP - HANDHELD |
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Nigel speaks to the meerkats |
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NIGEL
These ones have names
You've got Tim, Paul, Ringo
Alright |
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NIGEL
I just started speaking to my dog
really and then one day, out of
like no where.. he just started
speaking like |
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Nigel speaks to film crew |
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Camera focuses on meerkats |
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CLOSE UP - HANDHELD |
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NIGEL
Their quite friendly really |
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Camera focuses on Nigel |
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MEDIUM SHOT - HANDHELD |
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NIGEL
Yeah.. Yeah I know
No he's just saying hello and that |
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INT. INTERVIEW ROOM - DAY |
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Interview with Nigel's ex-girlfriend Polly |
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MEDIUM SHOT - STATIC |
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POLLY
I met Nigel at my local garden
centre.
I was with my mum and I just
spotted him next to the water
fountains.
We were together for like.. 3
years?
Yeah we ended back in November.
He kept arguing with my mums
terrier. |
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INT. INTERVIEW ROOM - DAY |
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CLOSE UP - STATIC |
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Interview with Polly. Polly stares at the camera. |
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EXT. PARK - DAY |
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Dog running around park |
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LONG SHOT - HANDHELD |
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EXT. PARK - DAY |
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Camera focuses on trees at park |
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CLOSE UP - LOW ANGLE - HANDHELD |
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EXT. PARK - DAY |
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Nigel walks his dog at the park |
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NIGEL
Rodgers six at Christmas.
When I got him, we just instantly
bonded over everything.
Food.. Parks..
He loves the park, rodger. |
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LONG SHOT - HANDHELD |
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EXT. PARK - DAY |
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Nigel talks to film crew |
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MEDIUM SHOT - HANDHELD |
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NIGEL
It's Rodger really who came up
with the idea of the Ark.
The arks to save the animals.
You know? Noah. |
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EXT. PARK - DAY |
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CLOSE UP - HANDHELD |
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Camera focuses on the dog |
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EXT. PARK - DAY |
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Nigel carries on to walk his dog at the park |
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NIGEL
We came up with the idea incase
something bad would happen. Then,
the plan is to save all my animals
and go somewhere.
Don't know where but I think we'll
wait until we cross that bridge.
Won't we Rodg'? |
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EXT. PARK - DAY |
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Nigel's dog runs away in the park and Nigel chases after him |
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LONG SHOT - HANDHELD |
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NIGEL
(Shouting)
Rodg'!
Rodger! |
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Camera focuses on Zoo sign |
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CLOSE UP - HANDHELD |
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Camera focuses on people at the zoo |
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Camera focuses on people at the zoo looking at animals |
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Nigel talks to film crew whilst looking at the peguins |
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LONG SHOT - HANDHELD |
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NIGEL
I love coming to see these lot.
Yeah I know.
(Laughs)
No no, I've know these lot for a
long time. They are an alright
bunch if I'm being honest. |
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Camera focuses on penguins |
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CLOSE UP - HANDHELD |
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NIGEL
They like the idea of the whole
'ark thing' too.
All the animals just love it
really. |
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INT. INTERVIEW ROOM - DAY |
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Interview with Nigel's best friend, Andrew |
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LONG SHOT - STATIC |
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ANDREW
Yeah I met Nigel at school.
He's urm..
I suppose yeah.. hes abit..
Is he going to see this?
He's alright, yeah alright. |
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Camera focuses on lions |
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MEDIUM SHOT - HANDHELD |
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Nigel talks to the film crew about his IPad |
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NIGEL
Heres my tablet.
Its smart this because I've typed
up on here how to build my Ark.
Look.
Its just simple really.
Wood, rope, basics you have at
home in the shed you know really. |
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Camera focuses on the zoo |
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LONG SHOT - LOW ANGLE - HANDHELD |
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Camera focuses on Rhino |
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LONG SHOT - HANDHELD |
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Camera focuses on monkeys |
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Camera looks up at monkeys in trees |
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LOW ANGLE - LONG SHOT - HANDHELD |
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NIGEL
I love the monkeys the most if I'm
being honest with you.
Yes! I know! (laughs)
No no thats bob, he's hilarious
that one! |
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INT. INTERVIEW ROOM - DAY |
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Interview with Polly |
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MEDIUM SHOT - HANDHELD |
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POLLY
I just seriously couldn't take any
of it anymore.
I felt like he would pick the
animals over me.
Is that really fair?
I'm over it..
Monkey boy. |
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INT. INTERVIEW ROOM - DAY |
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Nigel's mum is interviewed |
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MEDIUM SHOT |
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SUSAN
I do love my son.
His father left when he was four.
No, I don't think that is the
reason for Nigel's behaviour..
Well..
Is it? |
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THE END |
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