FADE IN:
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INT. GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE - DAY |
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PAN FROM WINDOW TO CALENDER THAT HAS MARCH 29 CIRCLED IN
RED. INSIDE THE CIRCLE IS UNDERLINED TEXT THAT SAYS
"BILLIES BIRTHDAY." ALARM GOES OFF. THE GIRL SLAMS THE
SNOOZE BUTTON OFF |
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INT. PRESS START VIDEO GAMES - DAY |
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INSIDE PRESS START VIDEO GAMES. AN EMPLOYEE IS AT THE
COUNTER. GIRL STORMS OPEN THE DOOR AND APPROACHES THE
COUNTER ALL DISHEVELLED |
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GIRLFRIEND
(exhasperated)
I NEED A GAME! |
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Behind PSE is a wall of video games, 5 feet high |
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PSE
(sarcastic)
YEAH I THINK WE HAVE ONE. WHAT DO
YOU NEED? |
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PSE
DO YOU WANT A FANTASY GAME? |
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EXT. A FIELD - DAY |
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MEDEVIL SETTING. GIRLFRIEND IS DRESSED AS A KNIGHT. SHIELD
SAYS PLUS 3 ON IT. SWORD HAS PLUS 5 ON IT. ARMOR SAYS WEAK
TO FIRE. GIRLFRIEND FACING CAMERA, POISED FOR BATTLE. |
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GIRLFRIEND
(valiant)
STAY DOWN YOU FOUL EQUINE! |
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SFX FIRE ON SCREEN AS GIRLFRIEND FLEES THE FRAME |
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INT. PRESS START VIDEO GAMES - DAY |
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SMOKE RISES FROM BELOW GIRLFRIEND |
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GIRLFRIEND
NAH. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? |
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PSE
HOW BOUT AN ADVENTURE GAME? |
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INT. DARK CAVE - NIGHT |
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INSIDE A DARK DUNGEON. GIRLFRIEND DRESSES IN A RED TUNIC,
BOOTS AND GLOVES. APPROACHES A SOLITARY SPOTLIGHT REVEALING
A TREASURE CHEST. LEANS IN, ABOUT TO OPEN IT. INSIDE IS A
PILE NUTS. |
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INT. PRESS START VIDEO GAMES - DAY |
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GIRLFRIEND
(laughing to
herself)
How about something my boyfriend
will enjoy? |
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PSE
Well we have hockey twenty eleven? |
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INT. ICE RINK - DAY |
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GIRLFRIEND STANDING AWKWARDLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ICE, OUT
OF PLACE. A HOCKEY PLAYER COMES BY AND FLIPS HER OVER WITH
A HIP CHECK. |
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GIRLFRIEND
(while in the air)
YIPES! |
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INT. PRESS START VIDEO GAMES - DAY |
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GIRLFRIEND RISES INTO FRAME LOOKING LIKE SHE JUST GOT BODY
CHECKED. |
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GIRLFRIEND
UGHH. ILL TAKE IT. |
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