FADE IN:
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EXT. RURAL US HIGHWAY - DAY |
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Rug biffons, a good looking middle aged trucker with a
paunch drives down the highway in his semi smirking to
himself. Jonny Cash's Cocaine blues plays |
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EXT. INTERCUT,SQUEALERS TRUCKSTOP PARKING LOT - DAY |
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Bobby a fairly pretty young woman tries to park as, Carlos a
creepy middle aged Lot lizard watches from the corner |
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Bobbi Brakes loudly and tries to park between two cars
unsuccessfully after several attempts |
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CARLOS
(Cat calling)
Come on chica, you can do it! |
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Bobbi gives up and peels out of the parking lot
loudly,Cutting off Rug Biffons Semi in the process. |
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CARLOS
(to himself)
Cool. I like that... |
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INT. SQUEALERS CROWDED TRUCKSTOP BAR - DAY |
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Carlos sits down at his table. A hot waitress walks by
dropping off coffee. Carlos eyes richard, a guy with wavy
long hair, looks like he plays in a styx cover band, walking
by. |
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CARLOS
(to himself)
what a cocksucker |
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Bobbi walks in obviously on the prowl and makes a beeline
for the bar. Carlos eyes her greedily. |
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CARLOS
(to himself)
Oh my goody!, Looks like I'm
gettin a good bone. |
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Carlos watches Bobbi drink a couple pints in rapid
succession as Slithers:the tall wispy bartender with large
glossy eyes. Pours her beer after beer without blinking. |
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2.
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SLITHERS
(to Bobbi)
If you stare at the sun long
enough you can see angels. |
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Bobbi eyes her steadily emptying pint |
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BOBBI
(to slithers)
Just bleed that tap dry son |
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CARLOS CHUCKLING CREEPILY TO HIMSELF WATCHES BOBBI DRINK |
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Carlos walks up to the bar attempting to be nonchalant. |
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CARLOS
(to Bobbi)
Whats your poison? |
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bobbi avoids eyecontact and stares into the bottom of her
glass |
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BOBBI
(eyes widening)
whats yours? |
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Carlos casts about for something to say |
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CARLOS
(bragging)
my mom called and she said I can
do what ever I want! |
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BOBBI
(looking over her
glass)
I'm surprised you got the night
off |
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bobby taps her glass on the bar to get Slithers attention |
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BOBBI
(loudly)
another beer let it bleed son! |
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3.
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CARLOS
(leaning
comfortably
towards Bobbi)
you know what. I think i'll drink
from the same well as you |
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BOBBI
(tapping her glass
on the bar)
another for the boy! |
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Slithers grabs pint glasses and pours beer without moving
anything but his arms. he blinks loudly and sets the beers
in front of them |
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SLITHERS
(smiles)
I'm glad you guys are easy |
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bobbi and carlos stare disgusted at slithers creepy smile |
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CARLOS
(turning to Bobbi)
so anyway i have a cat |
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BOBBI
Whoa whoa whoa. Buy me a drink
first I'm not ready to hear about
your domestics! |
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CARLOS
(looks Bobbi over)
Easy Rider |
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BOBBI
(looking at the
door)
easy cowgirl... |
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Bobbi stares past Carlos at Rug Biffons Entering the smokey
bar, It is now starting to get dark out. Carlos gets itchy
and leaves the bar. Bobbi doesn't seem to notice. |
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Rug walks up to the bar and takes Carlos' seat |
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BOBBI
(swirling her beer)
i'm sooo wasted |
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Rug smiles comfortably to himself |
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EXT. CENTRAL PARK - EVENING |
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Deejay Soulstice an out of shape amateur deejay jogs slowly
through the park obviously struggling to keep going. |
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BeeJay an aging clubber rides up on his bicycle eyeing
Deejay the entire time. |
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DEEJAY
(to himself)
Why do I always do this... I
always do this I always do this I
always... |
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DEEJAY
(noticing beejay)
BEEJAY! |
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Beejay hits the brakes on his tricked out cruiser |
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BEEJAY
Hey bitch ass get out of my park |
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DEEJAY
Since when is this your park penis
pump? |
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BEEJAY
(ignoring Deejays
Comment)
this is going to be the longest
night of your life get on the
handle bars its doable. |
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DEEJAY
(apprehensive)
can I just cling to your back? |
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BEEJAY
(losing patience)
just get on the handlebars you'll
know if we hit a bump, Your balls
will be in your throat I know
because the other day I hit a
pothole and my balls were in my
throat |
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Deejay rolls his eyes and sits on the handle bars, Beejay
struggles to kick off under Deejays weight he finally gains
a little momentum and starts peddling unsteadily down the
path.
A mother and her young child jump out of the way wide eyed |
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